17 BUNNIES!!

[lilac-nocturne.livejournal.com]

Most of them are lines I found on the Gaia 'Awesome Lines That Have No Place To Go' Thread.

1. MovieVerse - One of the Autobot's human allies, could be canon or your OC doesn't matter, decides to mess with the heads of some new arrivals by holding a very loud conversation about the various fictional alien invasions that have threatened to decimate the human race as a whole. Bonus points for referrencing Independence Day, Men in Black, the Aliens series, Predator, War of the Worlds, the Invasion, and/or Signs.
 

2. TFA - Bumblebee watches Afro Samurai and forever afterwards refers to Prowl as NinjaNinja.

3. What do the Transformers think of the over-abundance of super robot TV series?

4. TFA - What if Bumblebee had been the one framed as a traitor instead of Wasp?

5. The replicators from Stargate devour Cybertron.

6.This one was though up by my friend Kate-chan -- What would happen to a human if they drank energon? You know, if they could drink it without...dying or imploding or dissolving. Would it be the equivalent of fifty cans of every Energy Drink in existance, plus every flavor of coffee in existance, plus expresso, times two adrenaline shots divided by sugar? Would time slow down like it did for Hammy in Over the Hedge? Would they become addicted like Frenzy and coffee?

7. "My friend, much as it pains me to say this, you clearly cannot tell the difference between a profound metaphor and complete and utter bullshit."
 
8. "The last you thing you want to do right now is attack me. Because right now I am cold and I am wet and I am hungry and I am tired and I am so, so far, far, far, far, far away from home that I will not hesitate to completely and utterly decimate the first thing to piss me off. So I'm giving you this one, tiny chance to walk away right now."

9. "You don't want to do that, trust me. Barring that, however, warn me before you do that so that I have time to get far, far away." .

10. MovieVerse - Drive-in Movie Theater. 

11. "The very best thing about order is destroying it." 

12. "YOU SHOT ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT ME!"
"I'm sorry. My finger...it just..twitched."

13. "Did you know that you can make the same noise as a laser gun with a slinky? ZWEE ZWEE!"

14. "As he walked along the hallway, he couldn't help but feel like everyone was staring at his ass. Granted, it was an exceptional ass in all aspects, but he still felt violated."

15. "That's a very reasonable and logical idea. Get out."

16. "Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?"

17. I wonder, do the various multitude of wifi and other electronic signals that our entire planet puts forth on a daily basis ever give the Transformers a migraine?


 

 
 

Comments

[daftedly.livejournal.com]

Haha, these are great!

7. "My friend, much as it pains me to say this, you clearly cannot tell the difference between a profound metaphor and complete and utter bullshit."

This one made me lol so hard when I realized I could totally see TFA Megatron saying this. XDD

8. "The last you thing you want to do right now is attack me. Because right now I am cold and I am wet and I am hungry and I am tired and I am so, so far, far, far, far, far away from home that I will not hesitate to completely and utterly decimate the first thing to piss me off. So I'm giving you this one, tiny chance to walk away right now."

This one made me lol too. For some reason I can see BW Megatron saying this one.

12. "YOU SHOT ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT ME!"
"I'm sorry. My finger...it just..twitched."

G1 MEGATRON AND STARSCREAM, PLEASE. LOL!

15. "That's a very reasonable and logical idea. Get out."

I want to use this one in something really, really badly. But alas, I'm already in the middle of working on something. Perhaps after I finish. ;)

17. I wonder, do the various multitude of wifi and other electronic signals that our entire planet puts forth on a daily basis ever give the Transformers a migraine?

Ooh, very interesting idea. For some reason it reminds me of that one part in the classic animated Grinch movie where the Grinch is complaining about all the noise ("Noise noise noise noise NOISE!") the people down in the village make during Christmas. XD I might have to snag this one as well once I finish with my current project. ;P

[jim-ghote.livejournal.com]

13. "Did you know that you can make the same noise as a laser gun with a slinky? ZWEE ZWEE!"

Yes it does, and with a couple paper cups a real cheesy reverb effect as well!

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

12. "YOU SHOT ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT ME!"
"I'm sorry. My finger...it just..twitched."
Maybe its the caps, but I keep hearing that first part in Starscream's screechy voice. And it fits perfectly.

14. "As he walked along the hallway, he couldn't help but feel like everyone was staring at his ass. Granted, it was an exceptional ass in all aspects, but he still felt violated."
Again, Starscream. Or maybe Sunstreaker. Tracks would probably enjoy everyone watching him.

15. "That's a very reasonable and logical idea. Get out."
Reminds me of Galvatron! XD

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

Also, forgot to say it, but I may or may not use quote #8 in a one-shot crack-pairing smut!fic...

[ink-in-hand.livejournal.com]

4. TFA - What if Bumblebee had been the one framed as a traitor instead of Wasp?
That would make for a very interesting AU.

7. "My friend, much as it pains me to say this, you clearly cannot tell the difference between a profound metaphor and complete and utter bullshit."
Now. Is that a metaphor, or bullshit?

14. "As he walked along the hallway, he couldn't help but feel like everyone was staring at his ass. Granted, it was an exceptional ass in all aspects, but he still felt violated."
What he didn't realize is that someone had painted 'vainbot' on it.

15. "That's a very reasonable and logical idea. Get out."
Fun. Don't know if it's something I'll ever use, but this is fun.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

5. The replicators from Stargate devour Cybertron.

I have a god-muse who is objecting.

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

13. "Did you know that you can make the same noise as a laser gun with a slinky? ZWEE ZWEE!"

This one is taken now. Because it is in a fic I am writing as of this moment.