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tf_bunny_farm2008-05-19 06:25 pm
The Bunnies are breeding...
1. Perceptor can, oddly enough, understand Delirium perfectly. Possible crossover with The Sandman.
2. Springer is shocked when he learns Perceptor is a triple changer.
3. Perceptor was created by a Decepticon. In fact, by Megatron himself. But the Autobots didn't like the idea of the Decepticons having such a brilliant scientist on their side, so they did a little reprogramming.
4. Hook has a secret. How and why has he kept this from the other Constructicons?
5. Megatron/Hook
6. "What's wrong with Hook?"
"Oh, he's just PMSing."
7. It wasn't that Hook liked to cuddle... it was just that curling around one of the others was much more comfortable than being alone.
8. Perceptor loses his memories and is found by Megatron.
9. Perceptor: "I ought to pay attention to a falling sky perhaps?"
10. Perceptor: "I didn't see anything."
?: "Your name's Perceptor. Somehow, I highly doubt that."
11. Decepticons remove Perceptor's vocal processor (Vocalizer? Vocal capacitor? Eh... you know what I mean).
12. Perceptor can see the future if he looks hard enough.
13. Everyone's used to Perceptor talking to himself. It's when he starts arguing with himself that they start to worry.
14. Perceptor had advance warning of the attack on the shuttle (TF:TM). And he did nothing.
15. Perceptor: *almost silently to himself* "I think it's time to get this fixed and become a triple changer again."
17. A murder mystery in the style of an Agatha Christie novel. Optional: Include an elderly femme with a cube of energon, speaking of sparklings. Agatha Christie fans will know what I mean (old lady with a glass of milk... "Was it your poor child?") Note: Remember, you are allowed to combine any bunnies I donate *is thinking about a bunny from one of my previous posts* Not necessary though.
18. Crossover with Home Improvement. Wheeljack guest stars on Tool Time. Can the world/audience survive both Wheeljack and Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor?
19. Blood tells, so they say. But can a mech inherit something from their creators that wasn't deliberately programmed in?
20. Inferno decides it's about time they had a sparkling. Red Alert isn't so sure.
21. One of Wheeljack's experiments malfunctions and has 'split' Perceptor and Wheeljack into Good and Evil versions of themselves.
22. Art. Unicron, leaning against a half eaten world, using a toothpick(a... really big toothpick) to clean bits of planet from his teeth.
23. After hearing the threat many times and deciding it's a fun idea, a Junkion turns the twins into toasters.
24. ?: "Are you...? You are! You're pouting!"
Perceptor: "... No, I'm not."
25. Perceptor may have a reputation for being absentminded... but this absentminded? Note: I have a vague notion that I've mentioned a similar bunny in the past. But I can't remember exactly (which is kind of ironic now that I think about it).
26. Optimus realizes what an excellent sniper Perceptor would be.
27. Crossover with Star Trek (any). An Autobot that has never seen sentient organic life before encounters a Federation Starship.
28. Perceptor only joined the Autobots because his sparkmate did. And now his sparkmate feels guilty for dragging Perceptor into the war.
29. What if the Constructicons were sparkbonded to Omega Supreme before they were reprogrammed?
30. What if, instead of failing to completely reprogram Omega Supreme, the robosmasher failed to completely reprogram the Constructicons?
31. Since Perceptor can become very small when he transforms, it's very easy for him to hide when he wants to.
32. Perceptor's abusive ex-lover comes to Earth.
33. Perceptor wasn't completely out of it those four million years. He is a silent witness to the Beast Wars. Note: Inspired by Collateral Damage by Princess Artemis.
34. "Who would invent Cybertronian fleas?"
"My question is not who. It's why."
35. At least with Hook, he never had to worry about poison in his energon.
36. Perceptor sees further into reality than others do.
37. Hook becomes... easier to handle when the other Constructicons are killed (or when he's cut off from them if you don't want to kill them). Perhaps... the reprogramming depended on Devastator.
38. Semi-AU. Most people believe don't believe Gestalts are real and don't realize Devastator is made up of the Constructicons (you can include other Gestalts if you wish).
39. The Constructicons see Devastator as a separate person rather than all of them put together.
40. Devastator is protective of the Constructicons. Can go with previous bunny.
41. Needing to advise someone to do what was already done was not sitting well with Shockwave.
42. Scrapper raised Hook.
43. He never trusted people who tested things on themselves.
44. Shockwave is Perceptor's creator.
45. The Constructicons get turned into sparklings.
46. Omega Supreme gets turned into a sparkling.
47. Hook was barely more than a sparkling when reprogrammed.
48. Perceptor had to grow up fast... and not because of the war.
49. "How do you know the portal took someone important?"
"It took something important and I'm assuming it was a person."
50. "At least our optics already knew that."
51. "If I could hold my thoughts still..."
52. Perceptor can translate Hippie. Beachcomber can translate Geek. Now if only someone could translate both.
53. He had just shared a strange tidbit of useful information... but they hadn't been paying attention. Oh well.
54. The Autobots (and Decepticons as well, actually) are shocked when Perceptor sneaks out of the Autobot base and fights his way to the space bridge. Setting seemingly random coordinates, he disappears before anyone can stop him and the bridge shuts down before anyone can follow, the coordinates erased from the system's memory. Why did he do this?
55. Someone tries to murder Perceptor, and comes very close to succeeding. But not even Perceptor knows why.
56. Being reprogrammed doesn't exactly make the Constructicons evil... it makes them unable to tell the difference between right and wrong.
57. "If you do not stop touching me, I am going to rip your arm off and beat you with it."
58. Perceptor and a few others get Lost in Space.
59. Vortex/Hook
60. "It stops me from being."
ficcies
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At least not until after I get this Jazz bunny out of my head. *wanders off to her bunny hutch*