Star Treck Crossovers
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tf_bunny_farm1) A Star Treck crew discovers Cybertron.
a) One of the crew members is from Vulcan. Prowl and/or Shockwave practically live for logic. If a contest between them ensues, who will suffer more? The Vulcan, the Cybertronian - or their respective crew members?
b) One of the humans remembers something about giant alien robots in Earth's past. How did humanity forget their saviours?
c) Bones VS Ratchet
d) The humans think they have found a new race of Borg or the creators of the Borg. The Cyberronians aren't amused.
2) Cybertronians, meet the Borg, Borg, meet your doom!
The Borg have discovered Cybertron. The responses to "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!" vary from "WUAHAHAHAHAH! Their cute primitive nanobots tickle!" over "IEEEEEEEEEEEH! VERMIN! Die, vermin, die!" to "It's so cute, can I keep it?"
a) A Star Treck crew follows and for the first time, they see the Borg run for their lives.
b) The Borg must have the Cybertronian technology. They declare war on both factions. While Megatron laughs himself silly, Optimus tries to tell the Borg queen as gentle as possible that they will never be able to assimilate beings consisting of pure energy.
c) The Borg are happy! They've found their gods!!!
3) They Voyager wasn't found by the first Borg. It was found by the Cybertronians. After its adventures near Earth, it returns to Cybertron only to discover that in the meantime everything has gone to the pit and his saviors are trying to kill each other.
a) One of the Autobot scientists gifted it with sentience.
b) Screamer and Skyfire gifted it with sentience. Skyfire vanished before the beginning of the war and Starscream didn't remember his pet project - until now.
a) One of the crew members is from Vulcan. Prowl and/or Shockwave practically live for logic. If a contest between them ensues, who will suffer more? The Vulcan, the Cybertronian - or their respective crew members?
b) One of the humans remembers something about giant alien robots in Earth's past. How did humanity forget their saviours?
c) Bones VS Ratchet
d) The humans think they have found a new race of Borg or the creators of the Borg. The Cyberronians aren't amused.
2) Cybertronians, meet the Borg, Borg, meet your doom!
The Borg have discovered Cybertron. The responses to "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!" vary from "WUAHAHAHAHAH! Their cute primitive nanobots tickle!" over "IEEEEEEEEEEEH! VERMIN! Die, vermin, die!" to "It's so cute, can I keep it?"
a) A Star Treck crew follows and for the first time, they see the Borg run for their lives.
b) The Borg must have the Cybertronian technology. They declare war on both factions. While Megatron laughs himself silly, Optimus tries to tell the Borg queen as gentle as possible that they will never be able to assimilate beings consisting of pure energy.
c) The Borg are happy! They've found their gods!!!
3) They Voyager wasn't found by the first Borg. It was found by the Cybertronians. After its adventures near Earth, it returns to Cybertron only to discover that in the meantime everything has gone to the pit and his saviors are trying to kill each other.
a) One of the Autobot scientists gifted it with sentience.
b) Screamer and Skyfire gifted it with sentience. Skyfire vanished before the beginning of the war and Starscream didn't remember his pet project - until now.
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