I'm already chubby enough as it is. :(
I do love my food.

I have some extra suggestions for your list too.
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are a couple (Extra drink if Ratchet or Bluestreak make a third partner)
Ratchet throws a wrench
Megatron and Starscream argue
Seekers become good guys
Wheeljack blows something up
Bumblebee (or another) are secretly a femme