*bounces* Yay, more bunnies! Did you know that I actually keep two windows open when I'm commenting on these things - one for reading and one for commenting? Saves me the trouble of scrolling...
4. Alpha Trion: "Perceptor! It's been so long, old friend. Still lying to people about your age?" Perceptor: "I do not lie about my age. I simply do not correct them when they assume that I am much younger than I really am."
*snickers* Oh God! Perceptor is Beta!! Sorry, I just had to share that thought. I'm not going to write it, but I just found the thought too amusing.
53. "An angry Perceptor reminds me of a pissed off kitten."
This one makes me think of the 'Jazz' comment from your last one.
57. Perceptor: "You mistake me for a pacifist."
I'm so gonna have to work that into one of my fics. Undeniably, this is awesome. Because I can just see him saying this and then blowing a 'Con all the way to the Pit.
60. Springer/Perceptor based on the song Still the One by Shania Twain.
*is searching for a place to stuff this bunny in her over-full bedroom*
62. With Sunstreaker, Perceptor could get away with things that would get others scrapped.
*sighs* Ya know, I've done fairly good at ignoring the bunny cencerning Sunstreaker and Perceptor interacting, but you might have just doomed that.
Hmm... I can so see Prime about to say something really, really important and Perceptor telling him to hang on just a second before saying that.
71. Megatron once attempted to recruit Perceptor, but soon determined him to be far too dangerous to control.
*scribbles in notebook* *totally doesn't actually have a notebook, but hey...*
74. Wheeljack develops a weapon that only affects triplechangers. So why is Perceptor affected?
I swear this telepathic thing is beginning to creep me out. I'm actually working on a plot-bunny for this one already.
75. Perceptor: "You think that simply because you bring me gifts, that I'm going to jump into your berth whenever you want me?" ?: "It works, doesn't it?" Perceptor: "... That's not the point."
*coughswheeljackcough* Excuse me - maybe I'm getting sick? I'll try to work this one in for sheer amusement value. Haven't done just plain funny stuff in a while.
82. Perceptor witnessed a murder when he was a sparkling. He never told anyone and the murderer was never caught. Now, many vorns later, that murderer arrives on Earth. And that murderer is now a respected member of the Autobots.
*stares at bunny* It's so fluffy and cute... must resist charms...
86. Ratchet: "Just how did you manage to invent something like that?" Perceptor: "... I really have no idea. It just... it just sort of... happened."
*twitches compulsively* I do seem to remember a bunny about Perceptor inventing portable holes...
99. Optimus: "Ratchet, I don't mind you training Swoop to be a medic... but did you have to teach him to throw tools at his patients?"
I won't be writing it, but I just have to say, I love thiis thought.
100. "What happened, Perceptor? I've seen you fight on Cybertron, seen you rip into the enemy forces. I've seen you covered in mech fluid, your optics shining bright and a smile on you face. You were such a sight to behold. Now here you are, on Earth and acting like a harmless little scientist! Here you are allowing yourself to be coddled and protected like a child! So tell me, Perceptor. What happened?!"
Me thinks it might be time to add a new facet to the SpringerxPerceptor relationship. After all, Springer did mention that he wouldn't interfere with Perce's behavior unless it began to get him in trouble...
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4. Alpha Trion: "Perceptor! It's been so long, old friend. Still lying to people about your age?"
Perceptor: "I do not lie about my age. I simply do not correct them when they assume that I am much younger than I really am."
*snickers* Oh God! Perceptor is Beta!! Sorry, I just had to share that thought. I'm not going to write it, but I just found the thought too amusing.
53. "An angry Perceptor reminds me of a pissed off kitten."
This one makes me think of the 'Jazz' comment from your last one.
57. Perceptor: "You mistake me for a pacifist."
I'm so gonna have to work that into one of my fics. Undeniably, this is awesome. Because I can just see him saying this and then blowing a 'Con all the way to the Pit.
60. Springer/Perceptor based on the song Still the One by Shania Twain.
*is searching for a place to stuff this bunny in her over-full bedroom*
62. With Sunstreaker, Perceptor could get away with things that would get others scrapped.
*sighs* Ya know, I've done fairly good at ignoring the bunny cencerning Sunstreaker and Perceptor interacting, but you might have just doomed that.
68. Perceptor: *looks directly at Ravage's hiding place* "Here kitty kitty kitty."
Hmm... I can so see Prime about to say something really, really important and Perceptor telling him to hang on just a second before saying that.
71. Megatron once attempted to recruit Perceptor, but soon determined him to be far too dangerous to control.
*scribbles in notebook* *totally doesn't actually have a notebook, but hey...*
74. Wheeljack develops a weapon that only affects triplechangers. So why is Perceptor affected?
I swear this telepathic thing is beginning to creep me out. I'm actually working on a plot-bunny for this one already.
75. Perceptor: "You think that simply because you bring me gifts, that I'm going to jump into your berth whenever you want me?"
?: "It works, doesn't it?"
Perceptor: "... That's not the point."
*coughswheeljackcough* Excuse me - maybe I'm getting sick? I'll try to work this one in for sheer amusement value. Haven't done just plain funny stuff in a while.
82. Perceptor witnessed a murder when he was a sparkling. He never told anyone and the murderer was never caught. Now, many vorns later, that murderer arrives on Earth. And that murderer is now a respected member of the Autobots.
*stares at bunny* It's so fluffy and cute... must resist charms...
86. Ratchet: "Just how did you manage to invent something like that?"
Perceptor: "... I really have no idea. It just... it just sort of... happened."
*twitches compulsively* I do seem to remember a bunny about Perceptor inventing portable holes...
99. Optimus: "Ratchet, I don't mind you training Swoop to be a medic... but did you have to teach him to throw tools at his patients?"
I won't be writing it, but I just have to say, I love thiis thought.
100. "What happened, Perceptor? I've seen you fight on Cybertron, seen you rip into the enemy forces. I've seen you covered in mech fluid, your optics shining bright and a smile on you face. You were such a sight to behold. Now here you are, on Earth and acting like a harmless little scientist! Here you are allowing yourself to be coddled and protected like a child! So tell me, Perceptor. What happened?!"
Me thinks it might be time to add a new facet to the SpringerxPerceptor relationship. After all, Springer did mention that he wouldn't interfere with Perce's behavior unless it began to get him in trouble...