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Gah, I hope this works. Why do blog sites have to be so weird? At least it's only showing two cuts now, it was seven or eight.

1. Vortex/ Sunstreaker/out of time
    Scavenger/ Shockwave/ unworthy
    Drag Strip/ Devastator/ repulsive
    Ravage/ Buzzsaw/ hands ( I laughed so hard at this one)
    Skywarp/ Bombshell/ technically
    Ratchet/ Breakdown/ out of time (this one could be really sad)
    Galvatron/ Sunstreaker/ mouth
    Jazz/ Devastator/ toy
    Onslaught/ Bumblebee/ pet

2. Urban legend says that people who have metal plates in their heads can pick up radio transmissions. What if someone was able to pick up transmission from the Cybertronians? What if it was a private line used by one of the ‘Cons?

3. When humans feel fear they secrete a special hormone that, for some reason, makes any transformer exposed to it very protective. This is very bad news for the ‘Cons, who have been taking humans as hostages to get energon. Some of the mechs are more susceptible than others, especially those who have heightened sense of smell like Ravage, Hook, Mixmaster, and Starscream. Bonus points if an Autobot reacts badly to the hormone.

4. One of the scientifically inclined ‘Bots hears the saying ‘Blood is thicker than water’ and decides to investigate.

5. Sometimes Scavenger loses track of exactly where he is when he’s digging. More often than not the other Constructicons have to keep an optic on him and make sure he doesn’t get too close to the Ark. However, one of these times the Autobots get to Scavenger before his gestalt does.

6. Art. Optimoose. (God, get it out of my head. Please)

7. What does it feel like for the mechs who can turn into shuttles to have other Cybertronians in them? Does it hurt? Feel good? Can they even feel the others moving around in them? Do humans feel different than Cybertronians? For some reason I want to see Astrotrain in this one.

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#3 could potentially make a really humourous one-shot (I can't really see and entire story being built on the premise). The hormone in question would have to be adrenaline, I suppose. We don't exactly secrete it, but it fits the 'fear' criteria. Not unless we want to change 'hormone' to 'pheramone'.

Come to think of it (and please do not hesitate to correct me if I'm wrong), it could potentially explain why we never actually see a Decepticon actively hurt a human. Toss them around a bit and threaten them, sure, but the only human who was seriously hurt was Dr. Archeville, and that was mostly his own fault.

...Man I wish I was more creative. *sobs*

I have only seen Season 1 but I don't really think they hurt anyone too badly, and they certainly have had the opportunity.

I guess you could use hormones or pheromones, I didn't really think of the other. As long as they could potentially smell it, I think it would work. For some reason I keep getting this image of Ravage carrying a human around on his back and growling at anyone who would threaten said human.