1b. Red Alert glitches while wishing he had his own sparkling. Cue a doting Red Alert who insists on mothering the Autobots.

He also gets really really interface-crazy, because he's trying to get pregnant.


Oh, and just thinking on the effects of the glitch, one of the reasons why everyone on the Ark thinks it makes Red paranoid is because paranoia is also a big part of Red's job. Head of Security? He has to be paranoid! The thing is, his frequent paranoia is caused by the glitch expanding on how he thinks while working.