Yeah, there are is a lot of assholery in drumline... but there are still always a few nice ones, too. At least in my band, there were. Of course, we also allied ourselves with them... (long story; don't ask)

Somehow, I don't think Ravage or Laserbeak can march. Or Buzzsaw, for that matter. The poor guys... their bipedal brothers getting all the glory... As for the Stunticons, again, I don't know much about 'em, but I always got the impression they were a bunch of egotistic bullies. *feels stupid and non-helpful*

The other Junkions would follow their leader into the guard, of course. (And... it's the cutest colorguard evar... I likes Junkions and Sunny and Tracks...)

I know who we're forgetting: Triplechangers, coneheads, and Starscream's brigade! Well, and Shockwave, but he doesn't really have a mouth...