I'm actually starting to get kinda freaked out here.

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Seriously, this is addicting.

1. Science and magic do not mix well.

 

2. Optimus and Megatron are not the leaders of their factions; the true leaders are covertly posing as ordinary Bots and Cons in order to better judge and boost morale.

 

3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’

 

4. Crossover with Xanth (read Kenya Starflight’s awesome Centaur of Attention and Catacombs for example of Xanth – they’re actually Star Wars/Xanth crossovers).

 

5. The day that First Aid got his official license as a battlefield medic equal to Ratchet, a whole horde of Autobots realized that Ratchet’s bedside manner (or lack thereof) was not in fact normal, and they could have been having a much more comfortable time of it than they had been ever since Ratchet was assigned to the unit. With an angry Autobot army at his heels, (and footage of his tantrums leaked to TV networks, so he can’t hide out at a human hospital) Ratchet is forced to take shelter with the Cons. As it turns out, his attitude is an improvement on Hook’s (who always insisted that his role was to build things, not patch up crazy kamikaze Seekers).

So, the Cons get a medic who actually follows the Cybertronian version of the Hippocratic Oath, the Constructies get to return to their intended function, and Ratchet is gratified to find that his wrench-throwing actually reduces stupidity-induced trips to the medbay. (Actually, the Cons are so confused by their new medic violently expressing concern for their well-being that they just want to stay as far away from him as possible.) So, if/when the Bots decide they want Ratchet back… what would they do if he’s tempted to stay?

 

6. The volcano that the Ark is stuck in erupts and the Autobots are now homeless. The powerful underwater geyser that the Nemesis is stuck on goes off and the Decepticons are now homeless. What’s more, neither faction was able to save the technology that lets them store energon in a safe and non-explosive manner.

 

7. Artemis Fowl encounters the Transformers.

 

8. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

 

9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.

 

10. Overcharged soldiers decide to rename their faction and re-design the symbol, maybe write a motto and mission statement too. When they’re done, they change the physical symbols on their bodies, paint the new symbol on walls, set it as a screen saver on all the base screens…

 

11. Megatron and Optimus are found offline in a desolate area, miles from any human establishment.

 

12. Riddle contests.

 

13. Lying contests.

 

14. An unlikely capture.

 

15. Chip Chase finds out that the Autobots have technology that would let him walk, but they haven’t told him about it.

 

16. Energon made from Earth resources becomes toxic and loses its potency when stored for too long, making the Cons’ stashes worthless.

 

17. Shockwave/Autobot femme.

 

18. The Decepticons realize that the humans’ smaller size lets them assist with delicate repairs and thus badly-injured Autobots have little to no chance of offlining. They kidnap the Bots’ humans because they think it will be easier to gain their cooperation than to train new squishies. While the humans slowly develop Stockholm Syndrome, at least one Autobot dies who would have lived with the humans’ help.

 

19.  “What’s going on?”

“A pouncing lesson.”

 

20. “You have forgotten me.”

“No… How could I?”

“You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become.”

“How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.”

 

21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”

 

22. Mood-altering energon.

 

23. What would a Disney version of Transformers be like?

 

24. Decepticons see/do Monty Python.

 

25. Exactly halfway between the Autobot and Decepticon bases, there is was a small human town.

 

26. Someone decides to start writing his memoirs.

 

27. Sunstreaker receives an anonymous art commission.

 

28. The planet Skyfire and Starscream visited to survey was not Earth.

 

29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.

 

30. A game show.

 

31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

 

32. Hound and Soundwave host a movie night.

 

33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”

 

34. Some mechs just can’t pull off the innocent ‘Who, me?’ look.

 

35. By the time he realized that it just didn’t matter, it was too late.

 

36. Perceptor: “Kill them. Kill them all.”

 

37. ????: “No survivors.”

Skyfire: “Excellent.”

 

38. Someone proves that Optimus’ Matrix is nothing but a clever copy.

 

39. “We’re nothing more than puppets, dancing on strings… but the mech who holds the strings also has the scissors.”

 

40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.

 

41. Someone is suddenly very, very rich.

 

42. Red Alert’s glitch takes control of him… he wakes up the next morning to find that it is gone, but it managed to infect nearly every other Autobot. He and a few others must find a way to trick the Cons into helping them cure their friends.

 

43. Everyone assumes that Soundwave’s unusual speech pattern is a minor but annoying glitch. It is actually the symptom of a much more serious one. The cassettes have been hiding the glitch by absorbing tiny pieces of the corrupted programming as it spreads, but soon they won’t be able to continue without threatening their own mental well-being.

 

44. Rewind + Eject = ‘reject’. Frenzy + Rumble = ‘fumble’. Both sets of Cassettes discover this at the same time.

 

45. “You know I can’t answer that question.”

 

46. No way out.

 

47. “What do you mean, you can’t read?”

 

48. Back to the beginning.

 

49. The soundtrack of life.

 

50. What’s the opposite of nostalgia?

 

51. “That’s not supposed to be glowing.”

 

52. “What?! Snape kills Dumbledore?!?!”

 

53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.

 

54. A Decepticon has an unusual glitch… he can’t lie.

 

55. ”Where did you get that medal?”

 

56. Lullaby.

 

57. A Decepticon tribute to the fallen (small f).

 

58a. Transformers and Winnie the Pooh. Optimus = Peter Cullen = Eeyore. But Dead End = Eeyore too… Rabbit = Ratchet? Tigger = Wheeljack? Honey = Energon. Decepticons = Heffalumps and Woozles!

 

58b. When Spike was younger and still went by the name Christopher, he and Sparkplug lived by a forest called the Hundred Acre Wood… Spike is used to having friends who are a little ‘different’. (Maybe both the Pooh animals AND the Transformers are all in his head!) OR

 

58c. Everyone knows that ‘Spike’ and ‘Sparkplug’ are just nicknames. Not everyone knows that Spike is adopted; Sparkplug is actually Spike’s uncle Max. Spike’s biological parents and his best friend Susie died in a car crash when he was ten, all due to skull fractures or brain injury. That’s why Spike and Sparkplug are often seen wearing hard hats even when they’re not necessary. Spike doesn’t like thinking of his previous life, and he never answers to his old name of Calvin. But one year Bumblebee has to scramble for a last-minute birthday present and all he can find is a ratty old stuffed tiger… (Can you imagine what the ‘Bots could do to the ‘Cons if they had “Calvin and Hobbes” type magic???)

 

59. What’s the Cybertronian version of a ‘wolf whistle’ or that thing that sounds like ‘Bow chicka bow bow!’?

 

60. Transformers without actual weapons – just anime-ish energy blast thingies and radioactive-looking ‘power-ups’.

 

61. Each Cybertronian’s paint job ‘inverts’; so Sideswipe and Sunstreaker would be green and purple respectively, with green Autobot logos; Skywarp and Thundercracker would be white-and-yellow and dark orange respectively, with yellow Decepticon logos, etc. And this would make Optimus… green and black, with purple bits and an orange helmet. Ouch. Art? Fic?

 

62. After the war, Starscream sues Megatron, trying to get him to pay for his therapy. (Yay ambiguous pronouns… I just realized that could mean Starscream wanting Megatron to pay for Starscream’s postwar self-esteem/abuse recovery therapy, or Starscream wanting Megatron to pay him for giving Megatron therapy during the war. Starscream the therapist… *shudders*) Hey, this could be combined with kirin_saga’s Judge Optimus idea! *ties matching bows around bunnies’ necks and stuffs them in a basket*

 

63. The Decepticons run out of ideas for random uber-weapons/energy sources. Soundwave gets a virus from/succumbs to and passes a virus on to the base computer so they can’t scan for human energy sources to steal from. And the Autobots are mysteriously nowhere to be found – even the Ark has vanished overnight!

 

64. An annoyed Optimus stopped by Wheeljack’s lab to give him a simple but confusing assignment: Create high-friction spheres of a certain diameter which are blast-proof to such-and-such level of charge… Wheeljack constructs them (without explosions), and distributes a bagful to each Autobot, as Optimus requested. All is revealed when, before the next battle, the Prime announces that the first Autobot to somehow get one of those spheres lodged in Megatron’s fusion cannon will win a fabulous prize…

 

65. Get a Cybertronian in a fic (or pic) to make a ‘just ate a very sour lemon’ face.

 

66. For kirin_saga:

Swindle: You know, that handy microscope barrel of yours would probably sell for quite a lot in some circles. You’re lucky I like you.

Perceptor: *flatly* The *only* reason you haven’t stolen it yet is because it *doesn’t detach*.

Swindle: Yeah, that too. Now, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous idea for marketing that latest gadget of yours…

 

67. What would happen if Optimus died/went AWOL without the Matrix, and Megatron ordered his most dedicated underlings to steal the Matrix, and it chose one of them?

 

68. Skyfirus Prime.

Skyfirus: *conversationally* Isn’t it funny that you were the one who favored getting into this war, but I’ve ended up outranking you?

(conspicuously NOT Lord) Starscream: Shut up. Shut. Up. Shut. UP! This is SO. UNFAIR! It’s not like you need the extra bulk or anything either, you big lug!

Skyfirus: …Are you calling me fat? *whimpers*

 

69. Starscreamus Prime.

Starscreamus: Hey, Skyfire, look! I’m as big as you now! Oooohhhh, a null-ray-cannon… *flies off to test it*

Skyfire: *sigh* Well, at least I know he still has his scientific curiosity…

Megatron: *goes and cries in a corner at the fulfillment of all his nightmares*

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Seriously, who needs drugs when we have plot bunnies?

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1. Science and magic do not mix well.

Which Perceptor learns when his heritage interferes with his hobby. So, instead, he uses magic only and calls it science. He's the smartest Autobot there is. He can fake science if he wants to.

3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’

*pouts* Soundwave trumps Blaster? *is sad*

6. The volcano that the Ark is stuck in erupts and the Autobots are now homeless. The powerful underwater geyser that the Nemesis is stuck on goes off and the Decepticons are now homeless. What’s more, neither faction was able to save the technology that lets them store energon in a safe and non-explosive manner.

You know, this could possible end the war. They'd be too busy trying to survive to fight each other.

7. Artemis Fowl encounters the Transformers.

Have you read SBX's Comfort Calling Late (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3683736/1/Comfort_Calling_Late)?

8. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

My first thought was Cosmos (Poor Cosmos) but I think it would be funnier if it was one of the Twins or Optimus. Or Wheeljack.

9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.

*loves Egyptian Mythology* I want to see Thoth and Perceptor have a conversation.

10. Overcharged soldiers decide to rename their faction and re-design the symbol, maybe write a motto and mission statement too. When they’re done, they change the physical symbols on their bodies, paint the new symbol on walls, set it as a screen saver on all the base screens…

I almost read that as decide to rhyme their faction.

What would be even funnier than when they wake up the next morning and see what they've done? Would be the reactions of the enemy faction to what they've done. Because you can't have a drunk army without a drunk attack.

12. Riddle contests.

"What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?"

A simple riddle, but would a Cybertronian think of the answer?

Speaking of that particular riddle... There needs to be serious consequences to answering wrong.Well, not just for answering that riddle wrong, but that riddle reminded me of that rule.

An easier one (for a Cybertronian) would be... Now how does that one go... Grind hard stone to meal... *looks up*

This thing all things devours, birds, beasts, trees, flowers; gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stone to meal, slays king, ruins town, and beats high mountains down.

Whoever writes this one, Here is a good page of riddles (http://www.darktowercompendium.com/rolandsriddles-quitehard.html).

13. Lying contests.

Perceptor would win. He acts so sweet and innocent, no one would expect that he's a liar.

15. Chip Chase finds out that the Autobots have technology that would let him walk, but they haven’t told him about it.

Ah, but is the technology compatible with human physiology? But even if it isn't, he'd probably still feel betrayed.

19. “What’s going on?”
“A pouncing lesson.”
20. “You have forgotten me.”
“No… How could I?”
“You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become.”
“How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.”
21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”

Someone has watched The Lion King. *wonders who would be Simba* Hot Rod? Mufasa = Optimus? Rafiki = Kup? *pictures Kup as a baboon* *giggles*

22. Mood-altering energon.

Perceptor made it. It was an accident. Or so he says. Beachcomber may or may not have helped. Accidentally.

Reply Part 2

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29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.

"... Honey, I shrunk the shuttle!"

31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Something Old - Kup. Something New - First Aid. Something Borrows - Hook. Something Blue - Ultra Magnus.

Ultra Magnus: "So we were kidnapped to be part of some strange bonding ritual?"
Everyone else: *nods*
Kup: "You know, this reminds me of the time on..."

32. Hound and Soundwave host a movie night.

Soundwave/Hound! *loves*

33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”

Predaking = Balrog?

34. Some mechs just can’t pull off the innocent ‘Who, me?’ look.

Like... Megatron. Yes, Megatron can't pull of "Who, me?" He needs to kidnap Perceptor. Perceptor is a master of the art of "Who, me?" Perceptor could give Megatron lessons.

The question is, though, why Megatron wants to learn the sacred art of "Who, me?"

35. By the time he realized that it just didn’t matter, it was too late.

Red Alert. My first thought. *cries*

36. Perceptor: “Kill them. Kill them all.”

*cheers for evil/pissed off/fed up!Perceptor*

37. ????: “No survivors.”
Skyfire: “Excellent.”

... Perceptor and Skyfire have gone evil and have massacred the Autobot army! I never would have suspected! *looks innocent* *hides video footage of Perceptor and Skyfire planning the massacre*

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39. “We’re nothing more than puppets, dancing on strings… but the mech who holds the strings also has the scissors.”

... I love that! Is it a quote? *loves*

40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.

Smokescreen! Smokescreen needs to say that!

42. Red Alert’s glitch takes control of him… he wakes up the next morning to find that it is gone, but it managed to infect nearly every other Autobot. He and a few others must find a way to trick the Cons into helping them cure their friends.

So he has to con the 'Cons? Excellent. *hopes someone writes this*

44. Rewind + Eject = ‘reject’. Frenzy + Rumble = ‘fumble’. Both sets of Cassettes discover this at the same time.

Poor Cassettes! *hugs Reject and Fumble*

5. “You know I can’t answer that question.”

"But you answer every other question."
"Yeah. Even ones we don't ask."

46. No way out.

... Did you watch Brother Bear too? *loves the song*

47. “What do you mean, you can’t read?”

And Perceptor's deep dark secret has finally come to light! Poor baby. *hugs Perceptor*

... Of course, this means we can write anything we want about him, and he wouldn't have a clue. Of course, we write anything we want anyways.

48. Back to the beginning.

I keep hearing Disney songs in my head. But seriously, someone needs to write a time travel fic. One with Perceptor. And Skyfire. Because Skyfire and Perceptor deserve to travel through time. And possibly get lost in the time stream.

51. “That’s not supposed to be glowing.”

And everyone stared in horror at the scientist, watching as he curiously poked the shining green glob that rested on the table in front of him. "I wonder what effect an electrical current would have on the phosphorescent properties." At those words, everyone suddenly released they had somewhere else they urgently needed to be.

I can't believe I spelled phosphorescent correctly on the first try.

52. “What?! Snape kills Dumbledore?!?!”

Red Alert's a Harry Potter fan! And he was a fan of Snape! He's going to go cry in the corner now. Don't worry Red, it'll all work out. I think. *has never read Harry Potter*

53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.

Including JK Rowling! Poor Red Alert! *hugs Red*

54. A Decepticon has an unusual glitch… he can’t lie.

"I like big Bots and I cannot lie."

... I seem to be in a weird mood tonight.

56. Lullaby.

"Hush little sparkling, don't you cry. Creator's gonna sing you a lullaby."

Or, it could be a cat. I have a cat named Lullaby.

58c.(Can you imagine what the ‘Bots could do to the ‘Cons if they had “Calvin and Hobbes” type magic???)

*didn't feel like copying the whole thing* I love Calvin and Hobbes and would love to see this. And, speaking of Calvin and Hobbes (http://stripedwine.deviantart.com/art/Calv-Lauren-and-Hound-90414881).

Hey, this could be combined with kirin_saga’s Judge Optimus idea! *ties matching bows around bunnies’ necks and stuffs them in a basket*

It could! *takes picture of cute little bunnies, with their matching bows* So cute!

63.And the Autobots are mysteriously nowhere to be found – even the Ark has vanished overnight!

My first thought was Roanoake. But the Ark vanished too... It like one of those towns that only appear for one night every hundred years. And times moves slowly in the town so a hundred years in the real world equals one day in the town.

66. For kirin_saga:
Swindle: You know, that handy microscope barrel of yours would probably sell for quite a lot in some circles. You’re lucky I like you.
Perceptor: *flatly* The *only* reason you haven’t stolen it yet is because it *doesn’t detach*.
Swindle: Yeah, that too. Now, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous idea for marketing that latest gadget of yours…

*stares at bunny* *loves* *tries to think of plot to go with lovely, lovely conversation*

67. What would happen if Optimus died/went AWOL without the Matrix, and Megatron ordered his most dedicated underlings to steal the Matrix, and it chose one of them?

RUMBLE! RUMBLIMUS PRIME! *stares at cute little Prime*


Want to bet I need to break this into two comments?

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5. The day that First Aid got his official license as a battlefield medic equal to Ratchet, a whole horde of Autobots realized that Ratchet’s bedside manner (or lack thereof) was not in fact normal [...] So, the Cons get a medic who actually follows the Cybertronian version of the Hippocratic Oath [...] So, if/when the Bots decide they want Ratchet back… what would they do if he’s tempted to stay?

I saw a fic a bit like that, but even though I liked it, it got a lot of critism about being OOC. Still, I think the idea as you've phrased it here is a good one.

16. Energon made from Earth resources becomes toxic and loses its potency when stored for too long, making the Cons’ stashes worthless.

If I were ever to write this, it probably wouldn't be all Earth energon - I'd probably make just energon made from fossil fuel sources that eventually turns toxic. With the way the Decepticons work - getting energon by stealing from human power stations and the like - most of their supplies are suseptible to turning toxic simply because fossil fuel-based energy is so common, especially back in the 1980s.

21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”

My Ultra Magnus muse (non RP) has decided that he likes this. It sounds like something said between Optimus and Magnus - probably Optimus saying it before he went on the mission that ended up with him stuck in stasis on Earth for four million years.

29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.

Oh Primus, pocket-sized Skyfire!

31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

This is another my Magnus muse likes - he's saying that Carly got herself involved with his, Optimus's and Rodimus's bonding ceremony, and Roddy had absolute hell because she kept adding a whole stack of human wedding customs into it, using the reasoning that since it was being done on Earth, a bit of adjustment for Earth customs would go a long way, especially since the bonding of a Prime is a big enough deal that it's the Cybertronian equivilent of a royal wedding.

33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”

Someone is watching too much LotR.

Also, this could be paired up with one in a previous post of "My Preciousssssssssss."

53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.

"Yes, well, you know how everyone treats Prime like he's the ultimate sex symbol of the Autobots?"

"Errr..."

"Well that's because they think of him as being more obtainable than Red - especially since Red's with Inferno."

[eerian_sadow]

my AU did not need prompt number 27. and yet, now it has it. i'm not sure if i should thank you or not. XD

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3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’

"I upgrade my Blaster with a Steeljaw. Blaster trumps Soundwave!"

7. Artemis Fowl encounters the Transformers.

Follow kirin_saga's advice - go read 'Comfort Calling Late'.

9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.

...This bunny just tried to hijack my faerie world. I managed to stop it, since I already have an amusing idea for it, but I nearly lost the battle.

11. Megatron and Optimus are found offline in a desolate area, miles from any human establishment.

Dear Brain: Please take shower upon returning from gutter. Love, norie.

12. Riddle contests.

I've totally fallen in love with this idea. Expect to see it soon.

17. Shockwave/Autobot femme.

I'm fairly certain there's so Shockwave/ElitaOne out there...

19. “What’s going on?”
“A pouncing lesson.”

20. “You have forgotten me.”
“No… How could I?”
“You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become.”
“How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.”

21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”

O_o You seriously didn't watch Lion King before writing these? ...Maybe your telepathy is kicking in?

29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.

Megatron tried to destroy it and failed, causing an accident to shrink him and Skyfire to an extremely small size. Now they've taken up residence on Starscream's shoulders as his angel and demon! ...Sorry, just remembered another bunny (kirin's, I think) and they decided to join together to form a basket. (Can I thank you for that phrase? 'Cause I've never known what to call them when two bunnies meld together - bunny basket is just perfect)

36. Perceptor: “Kill them. Kill them all.”

37. ????: “No survivors.”
Skyfire: “Excellent.”

*is enamored with Ebil!Scientist bunnies*

Part Two!

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39. “We’re nothing more than puppets, dancing on strings… but the mech who holds the strings also has the scissors.”

This made me think of Cyndi's "Toy Soldiers".

40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.

...

*curses* This would fit perfectly in my "On The Mend" universe. Yet, again, I can't see anyway to fit it into the storyline. Instead, this got turned into a drabble when my mind decided to steal some more crack. Follow the link please.

http://norielit.livejournal.com/12805.html

*considers* I'm seriously considering just turning On The Mend into a collection of ficlets rather than an actual story. *sighs in frustration*

48. Back to the beginning.

*has a flash of a digimon movie*

...Perceptor is Willis (or Ratchet, if you're not a fan of 'Ceptor. Not that I believe those horror stories about people actually not knowing who he is.). Sideswipe is Terriormon. Sunstreaker is Lopmon. How about everyone else?

49. The soundtrack of life.

Which Jazz can hear, explaining his awesomeness. After all, if you have background music, you can't help but be awesome.

51. “That’s not supposed to be glowing.”

I can see a young Skyfire saying this. With a horrified Starscream staring at him.

56. Lullaby.

Hmm... I just had a brain blast. I once read part of a book - apparently, there was a lullaby which, when read out loud, killed all those listening in their sleep. It was created to ease the suffering of children who would die of starvation.

...I'm sad now...

57. A Decepticon tribute to the fallen (small f).

DO WANT.

64. An annoyed Optimus stopped by Wheeljack’s lab to give him a simple but confusing assignment: Create high-friction spheres of a certain diameter which are blast-proof to such-and-such level of charge… Wheeljack constructs them (without explosions), and distributes a bagful to each Autobot, as Optimus requested. All is revealed when, before the next battle, the Prime announces that the first Autobot to somehow get one of those spheres lodged in Megatron’s fusion cannon will win a fabulous prize…

...I hate dodgeball. I hate everything related to the torture disguised as a class, p.e.

66. For kirin_saga:

Swindle: You know, that handy microscope barrel of yours would probably sell for quite a lot in some circles. You’re lucky I like you.

Perceptor: *flatly* The *only* reason you haven’t stolen it yet is because it *doesn’t detach*.

Swindle: Yeah, that too. Now, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous idea for marketing that latest gadget of yours…

*is in love* *and oh so very tempted* It could have the Lambo twins...

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5.
Angel by Iris magic
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3905335/1/Angel

19-21.
The Autobot King by Frank X82
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3873738/1/The_Autobot_King

24.
I haven't found one for the Decepticons but there is one for the Autobots. Monty Python and the Twins » by Tyrrlin
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3542409/1/Monty_Python_and_the_Twins

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1. Science and magic do not mix well.

Which is why Optimus Prime kept a tight leash on the scientists experiments since arriving on Earth.

2. Optimus and Megatron are not the leaders of their factions; the true leaders are covertly posing as ordinary Bots and Cons in order to better judge and boost morale.

Jazzimus Prime and Lord Thundercracker! Or Skywarp!

Number 5

It would be interesting to read this one. Ratchet joining the Decepticons had to be a really last resort for him. Unless he needs to be fixing mechs and since no one else would take him he'd join the Decepticons because of his compulsion to fixing.

8. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

Poor Cosmos, I thought of him first. Then, I thught it's better to think big and decided Menasor

9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.

*loves* As a myth freak, I'd give anything to see this one done. I'm more of a Greek myth lover, but Egyptian is good too. How about a Council of sorts with Greek/Roman, Egyptian and Nordic deities?

10. Overcharged soldiers decide to rename their faction and re-design the symbol, maybe write a motto and mission statement too. When they’re done, they change the physical symbols on their bodies, paint the new symbol on walls, set it as a screen saver on all the base screens…

*adds to very long list of bunnies to adopt*
I think someone mentioned it before, but they also need their drunken battle. Like South Park's civil war reenactment.

41. Someone is suddenly very, very rich.

Hound! It has to be Hound!

49. The soundtrack of life.

Frenzy: *hiding on the rafters on top of Megatron's throne holding Ratbat in his arms*
Megatron: *stands up*
*all Decepticons in the room bow down*
Rumble: *starts singing* It's the soooundtraack ooof liiiiifeee!
Frenzy: *comes out holding out Ratbat for everyone to see*
Megatron: *looks up then looks at Soundwave while Rumble still sings in the background*
Soundwave: Lion King: banned.

53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.

Red Alert: The fans! They're everywhere! *flails*

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6. The volcano that the Ark is stuck in erupts and the Autobots are now homeless. The powerful underwater geyser that the Nemesis is stuck on goes off and the Decepticons are now homeless. What’s more, neither faction was able to save the technology that lets them store energon in a safe and non-explosive manner.
So ... Soundwave's dead by water spout?

69. Starscreamus Prime.
Starscreamus: Hey, Skyfire, look! I’m as big as you now! Oooohhhh, a null-ray-cannon… *flies off to test it*
Skyfire: *sigh* Well, at least I know he still has his scientific curiosity…
Megatron: *goes and cries in a corner at the fulfillment of all his nightmares*.
I dunno, he merged with the whole damn Warworld in G2 ...

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2. Optimus and Megatron are not the leaders of their factions; the true leaders are covertly posing as ordinary Bots and Cons in order to better judge and boost morale.

Jazz and Starscream spring to mind.

9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.

Gaia: They will be purged from my shores and my land.
Primus: I beseech you, MotherEarth. They are children for all their age and need their parents. Please don't destroy them.
Gaia: You think so little of me to consider I would kill them?!
Primus: Forgive me...
Unicron: Forgiveness if for the weak. Gaia. I demand...
Gaia: You have no power over my dominion. Do not test me.

17. Shockwave/Autobot femme.

How about Shockwave/Femme Harem? ^^

31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Kup, an Aerialbot, a Decepticon and Blurr...


44. Rewind + Eject = ‘reject’. Frenzy + Rumble = ‘fumble’. Both sets of Cassettes discover this at the same time.

Poor babies! :(

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Hey, you've probably forgotten all about this page, but...

58c. Everyone knows that ‘Spike’ and ‘Sparkplug’ are just nicknames. Not everyone knows that Spike is adopted; Sparkplug is actually Spike’s uncle Max. Spike’s biological parents and his best friend Susie died in a car crash when he was ten, all due to skull fractures or brain injury. That’s why Spike and Sparkplug are often seen wearing hard hats even when they’re not necessary. Spike doesn’t like thinking of his previous life, and he never answers to his old name of Calvin. But one year Bumblebee has to scramble for a last-minute birthday present and all he can find is a ratty old stuffed tiger… (Can you imagine what the ‘Bots could do to the ‘Cons if they had “Calvin and Hobbes” type magic???)

I did this one, it's here:: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5429960/1/Do_I_Know_You

I tweaked it quite a bit, but I still think it should be credited to you.

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58c. (Can you imagine what the ‘Bots could do to the ‘Cons if they had “Calvin and Hobbes” type magic???)
Optimus: *waggles his fingers at Megatron* Shazam!
Megatron: *turns into a slug*
Decepticons: *shocked/horrified*

...Oh man. Perceptor with a duplicator. O_o

And now I'm getting a mental image of Perceptor and Wheeljack appearing in the Decepticon base literally out of nowhere in a giant cardboard box with "time machine" written on the side. XD