26. Cybertronian drinking songs. Because what fandom is complete without drinking songs?
*hums* The Microbots episode should have been ALL drunken 'Con partying with just one or two couple-minute cameos of 'Bots. Because if it had been we might have found out about this.
28. Blades is to First Aid as Twins are to Ratchet.
...Now I really want to see Vortex do something Blades-like on a battlefield, and First Aid freak out thinking 'frag, now there's two of them!' and start hurling wrenches.
30. Sparkride.
That poor, poor bot...
34. One of the Stunticons (other than Motormaster) finds a way to safely undo the gestalt programming.
And they separate and realize that they miss being gestalt and really do love each other and they re-merge and live happily ever after awwww. Or not.
Now, the question is, who would they replace him with?
PRIIIIIME!
37. “I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.”
Is this from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Because ever since I read those books I've thought that Marvin the Transformer would be awesome. (Soundwave and Dead End get together. And Soundwave's run through every appropriate cassette name he can think of, so he gives the millionth cassette a human name because it was created on Earth.)
I’d like to see a fic where Soundwave normally has ALL (16 that I know of) the Con cassettes with him.
He could totally take over the 'Cons with his li'l army if he wanted to.
40. Soundwave has only used is Shoulder Cannon once. Why is that? He’s also labeled as a scientist on the Transformers wiki.
He's secretly Wheeljack's old friend/mentor/student/brother/twin! And the shoulder cannon is the last thing Wheeljack made for him/built with him, so he keeps it for sentimental reasons, but doesn't use it because he's afraid it'll explode! And they both wear their masks because they don't know that the other one wears the mask all the time, and they're both afraid that if they take off the mask someone will recognize them and say 'Hey, don't you look a bit like Wheeljack/Soundwave?'.
41. If they were leaders of the army, then what positions would Megatron and Optimus/Orion have?
This could go with a bunny I posted earlier, about how Megsy and Oppy are only pretending to be the leaders and the real leaders are undercover in their factions as common soldiers.
It is said that Swoop’s alt mode is terrifying to Transformers, why exactly is that
Maybe because his flight partly depends on flapping his wings like an organic, instead of totally relying on jet boosters or something more organic? Like how some people are creeped out by bionic limbs, only the other way around.
48. If each Transformer were to choose a mythical creature as an alt mode
These are all WONDERFUL. And Skywarp the Fwooper made me laugh SO HARD.
49. Soundwave would like to know one thing, why does everyone consider him the mother
Good point!
They’re good at fighting, they know what to do and are comfortable with it, why would they want to change that?
All the warmongers could get locked up in a big asylum/paintball range.
52. Can Transformers get hiccups?
I read a fic once where Starscream had hiccups and they sounded like nyaieeeeeee! It was funny.
Tsk, tsk Decepticons, you lost your patients and now they started a war on an alien planet, you’re not turning out to be very good doctors...they simply want to leave the planet before they squish anything by accident and round up their patients so they can just go home.
Now I just want to see these quotes in a fic somewhere.
is there an energon type that’s like caffeine to them?
MUST. SEE. (Starscream drinking coffee! XD)
I was wondering if Transformers had a version of alternate medicines like we do
Ooohh, good question!!!
70. Starscream’s wing had gone missing.
Armada Starscream? (Because his is *supposed* to detach?) Or G1 Starscream? (Which would amusing...
Hook: ...How did you even get it off, let alone lose it?!
Still not sure I did all the tags right. *grumbles*
Ugh, tags... I completely sympathize. At least they automatically alphabatize all nicely.
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*hums* The Microbots episode should have been ALL drunken 'Con partying with just one or two couple-minute cameos of 'Bots. Because if it had been we might have found out about this.
28. Blades is to First Aid as Twins are to Ratchet.
...Now I really want to see Vortex do something Blades-like on a battlefield, and First Aid freak out thinking 'frag, now there's two of them!' and start hurling wrenches.
30. Sparkride.
That poor, poor bot...
34. One of the Stunticons (other than Motormaster) finds a way to safely undo the gestalt programming.
And they separate and realize that they miss being gestalt and really do love each other and they re-merge and live happily ever after awwww. Or not.
Now, the question is, who would they replace him with?
PRIIIIIME!
37. “I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.”
Is this from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Because ever since I read those books I've thought that Marvin the Transformer would be awesome. (Soundwave and Dead End get together. And Soundwave's run through every appropriate cassette name he can think of, so he gives the millionth cassette a human name because it was created on Earth.)
I’d like to see a fic where Soundwave normally has ALL (16 that I know of) the Con cassettes with him.
He could totally take over the 'Cons with his li'l army if he wanted to.
40. Soundwave has only used is Shoulder Cannon once. Why is that? He’s also labeled as a scientist on the Transformers wiki.
He's secretly Wheeljack's old friend/mentor/student/brother/twin! And the shoulder cannon is the last thing Wheeljack made for him/built with him, so he keeps it for sentimental reasons, but doesn't use it because he's afraid it'll explode! And they both wear their masks because they don't know that the other one wears the mask all the time, and they're both afraid that if they take off the mask someone will recognize them and say 'Hey, don't you look a bit like Wheeljack/Soundwave?'.
41. If they were leaders of the army, then what positions would Megatron and Optimus/Orion have?
This could go with a bunny I posted earlier, about how Megsy and Oppy are only pretending to be the leaders and the real leaders are undercover in their factions as common soldiers.
It is said that Swoop’s alt mode is terrifying to Transformers, why exactly is that
Maybe because his flight partly depends on flapping his wings like an organic, instead of totally relying on jet boosters or something more organic? Like how some people are creeped out by bionic limbs, only the other way around.
48. If each Transformer were to choose a mythical creature as an alt mode
These are all WONDERFUL. And Skywarp the Fwooper made me laugh SO HARD.
49. Soundwave would like to know one thing, why does everyone consider him the mother
Good point!
They’re good at fighting, they know what to do and are comfortable with it, why would they want to change that?
All the warmongers could get locked up in a big asylum/paintball range.
52. Can Transformers get hiccups?
I read a fic once where Starscream had hiccups and they sounded like nyaieeeeeee! It was funny.
Tsk, tsk Decepticons, you lost your patients and now they started a war on an alien planet, you’re not turning out to be very good doctors...they simply want to leave the planet before they squish anything by accident and round up their patients so they can just go home.
Now I just want to see these quotes in a fic somewhere.
is there an energon type that’s like caffeine to them?
MUST. SEE. (Starscream drinking coffee! XD)
I was wondering if Transformers had a version of alternate medicines like we do
Ooohh, good question!!!
70. Starscream’s wing had gone missing.
Armada Starscream? (Because his is *supposed* to detach?) Or G1 Starscream? (Which would amusing...
Hook: ...How did you even get it off, let alone lose it?!
Still not sure I did all the tags right. *grumbles*
Ugh, tags... I completely sympathize. At least they automatically alphabatize all nicely.