*Perceptor arrives at the Ark from Cybertron and stares at the welcome from the crew* Optimus: I am Optimus Prime and I want to... Perceptor: *interrupting Optimus* PAPA CLIFF! *brakes into a run* Cliffjumper: *is glomped by the bigger scientist* Everyone: O_O Cliffjumper: Hehe... *pats Perceptor* Percy, you can let go now. Perceptor: Don't wanna. ^__^
Bumblebee: "How did you have a sparkling who's not a Minibot?" Cliffjumper: "Well... he's not exactly mine." Bumblebee: "Then why does he call you Papa Cliff?" Cliffjumper: "... I was his..." *mumbles* Bumblebee: "His what?" Cliffjumper: "I WAS HIS NANNY, OK?!" *runs off in embarrassment* Bumble: *shocked*
Poor Perceptor. Cliffjumper was so embarrassed he avoided Perceptor for weeks. Now Perceptor's upset because he thinks Papa Cliff doesn't love him anymore.
Soundwave's Cassettes would be so surprised when they realized that Blaster is the young one. And horrified when Blaster's cassettes start mothering them too.
And what if Blaster was younger than they are as well? They were expecting a large adult mech to protect them, and instead they got adult Cassettes and an overgrown kid.
And it's kind of funny, learning that Soundwave's rival isn't even half his age.
Sorry, I've got something for Megatron/Soundwave. Now Blaster... It has to be one of the more pushy/stubborn mechs. That way the one Blaster is talking about would be surprised. Or a Decepticon... Hmmm... Starscream?
Starscream/Blaster! I want to see!
Megatron: *runs to his room crying* No one loves me!
Decepticons: *stare in shock* Starscream: "... Ok, who gave him Instant Teenage Girl Energon?" Decepticons: "Look at Mixmaster* Mixmaster: *looks sheepish* "Sorry. Got my labels mixed up."
Don't know why I thought of First Aid, but I had this image of him talking and the other Protectobots looking as if they were about to attack him. With the Aerialbots laughing at them.
That be interesting.
I'm so tempted to write this one. Should I or should I not? *thinks*
YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! *hopes*
Maybe using that that special type of energon bunny... One of the children gets injured and Ratchet notices he needs a special type of energon, like Jazz. And then everything would turn angsty. *cries*
That could work!
Jazz: "Why didn't you tell me?!" Blaster: "What would you have done? Left Prowl? You would have been miserable!" Jazz: "But at least you wouldn't have been alone! You wouldn't have had to raise our kids alone. You wouldn't have had... Wouldn't have had to..." *cries* Blaster: *doesn't know what else to say*
The twins are too obvious. But I like the idea of Inferno and Red Alert. Maybe Red Alert gets his glitch under control and Inferno is the one acting all paranoid.
My thoughts exactly!
Reflector: We can tell you who was a celebrity, but it'll cost you.
*hold out Perceptor* I offer Perceptor, for the Decepticons to do naughty things to, in exchange for a list of Decepticon celeberities.
Reflector: *considers* Perceptor: *whimpers*
Starscream is obviously the diva no one wants to work with. Maybe Thundercracker in the leading role. And the Stunticons as the best actors of the lot.
... Why am I suddenly seeing Motormaster as a Shakespearean actor?
Motormaster: "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day-" Megatron: "CUT! This is a soap opera not classic theater!"
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Optimus: I am Optimus Prime and I want to...
Perceptor: *interrupting Optimus* PAPA CLIFF! *brakes into a run*
Cliffjumper: *is glomped by the bigger scientist*
Everyone: O_O
Cliffjumper: Hehe... *pats Perceptor* Percy, you can let go now.
Perceptor: Don't wanna. ^__^
Bumblebee: "How did you have a sparkling who's not a Minibot?"
Cliffjumper: "Well... he's not exactly mine."
Bumblebee: "Then why does he call you Papa Cliff?"
Cliffjumper: "... I was his..." *mumbles*
Bumblebee: "His what?"
Cliffjumper: "I WAS HIS NANNY, OK?!" *runs off in embarrassment*
Bumble: *shocked*
Poor Perceptor. Cliffjumper was so embarrassed he avoided Perceptor for weeks. Now Perceptor's upset because he thinks Papa Cliff doesn't love him anymore.
Soundwave's Cassettes would be so surprised when they realized that Blaster is the young one. And horrified when Blaster's cassettes start mothering them too.
And what if Blaster was younger than they are as well? They were expecting a large adult mech to protect them, and instead they got adult Cassettes and an overgrown kid.
And it's kind of funny, learning that Soundwave's rival isn't even half his age.
Sorry, I've got something for Megatron/Soundwave. Now Blaster... It has to be one of the more pushy/stubborn mechs. That way the one Blaster is talking about would be surprised. Or a Decepticon... Hmmm... Starscream?
Starscream/Blaster! I want to see!
Megatron: *runs to his room crying* No one loves me!
Decepticons: *stare in shock*
Starscream: "... Ok, who gave him Instant Teenage Girl Energon?"
Decepticons: "Look at Mixmaster*
Mixmaster: *looks sheepish* "Sorry. Got my labels mixed up."
Don't know why I thought of First Aid, but I had this image of him talking and the other Protectobots looking as if they were about to attack him. With the Aerialbots laughing at them.
That be interesting.
I'm so tempted to write this one. Should I or should I not? *thinks*
YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! *hopes*
Maybe using that that special type of energon bunny... One of the children gets injured and Ratchet notices he needs a special type of energon, like Jazz. And then everything would turn angsty. *cries*
That could work!
Jazz: "Why didn't you tell me?!"
Blaster: "What would you have done? Left Prowl? You would have been miserable!"
Jazz: "But at least you wouldn't have been alone! You wouldn't have had to raise our kids alone. You wouldn't have had... Wouldn't have had to..." *cries*
Blaster: *doesn't know what else to say*
The twins are too obvious. But I like the idea of Inferno and Red Alert. Maybe Red Alert gets his glitch under control and Inferno is the one acting all paranoid.
My thoughts exactly!
Reflector: We can tell you who was a celebrity, but it'll cost you.
*hold out Perceptor* I offer Perceptor, for the Decepticons to do naughty things to, in exchange for a list of Decepticon celeberities.
Reflector: *considers*
Perceptor: *whimpers*
Starscream is obviously the diva no one wants to work with. Maybe Thundercracker in the leading role. And the Stunticons as the best actors of the lot.
... Why am I suddenly seeing Motormaster as a Shakespearean actor?
Motormaster: "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day-"
Megatron: "CUT! This is a soap opera not classic theater!"