Starscream! No! What will I tell Faery!Skywarp and Faery!Thundercracker?
... And I was wrong. Second star to the right.
Second star... Knew it was a number. ;)
Blackmail? ... Was Perceptor Red Alert's teacher or something?
Red Alert: My glitch has a habit of spilling truth's. Perceptor: I get the message. No more assisting Wheeljack in his crazy scheme's.
Poor Perceptor! *hugs*
Perceptor: *blinks* No torture? No mutilations?
Maybe I should include Huffer in one of my fics.
Please, please, pleasee, please, pleasee, please, please, please, please, please... (That's a hard word to write multiple times.)
I was actually seeing him as Sloth (FMA style). But Lust would be good. Pride too.
I've never been into FMA.
Willingly? Or did Unicron take over their minds? Most might not notice anything strange with the others, but the Constructicons might wonder what's wrong with Hook. Can't hide much of anything from the Gestalt bond without a lot of effort. Of course, Unicron might have completely cut Hook off from the others. In which case, the other Constructicons will go on the warpath looking for him.
And lay blame at the Autobots even though they are innocent, only because Hook was 'willingly' working with some of them?
Prowl, Spawn of Unicron Satan!
Ratchet: Prime I was doing a diagnostic on Prowl's Spark... and well he doesn't have one. Jazz: Knew he was a grouch for a reason. Ratchet: No I'm serious. Prowl on the outside looks normal but his insides are unlike anything I've ever seen. Optimus: Surely you would have noticed this before? Ratchet: Prowl's always been careful in a fight and whenever he gets injured bad enough, he insists on fixing himself as I've normally got others to fix.
?: "And the winner of the pranking contest is Perceptor! For painting Sunstreaker pink!" Sunstreaker: *still pink* *growls* Perceptor: *confused* "There was a contest?" ?: "... Oh, what a kidder!" *puts crown on Perceptor's head* Perceptor: *still confused*
I love absent minded professor!Perceptor! Hey, that rhymed!
Art of a confused Perceptor king? :D
Perceptor: I do not have an absent mind you shall find. Nor shall I eat green eggs and ham, Sam I Am.
Yeah Absent minded Professor!Perceptor has a nice ring doesn't it.
He's been taking lessons from Motormaster!
Motormaster: "Now you'll want to twist here until you hear cracking..." Perceptor: *taking notes* Victim: *screams in pain*
PerceptorXMotormaster! With screams of pain that turns them on.
He's a masochist! I knew it!
Motormaster: *drops victim* "Now about my payment?" Perceptor: *puts away his notes and eagerly walks over to Motormaster* Motormaster: *grabs Perceptor* Fade to black...
Seriously though, you need to put that on your next list.
Ratchet: "How can you possibly like reading that?!" Perceptor: "It's fun. Oh, look! Here I am being abused by Motormaster!" *happily reads* Ratchet: "... You need help."
I would happily read a story of Perceptor happily reading the bunny lists. ^^ (And next list has grown by one.)
Soundwave: "Argh."
Shockwave: I can't see with this eyepatch!
What movie was that? Because I can't place it.
Errr, The Prince of Egypt.
LOL! If we want him to do something, all we have to do is hold out a bunny and he'll do anything to get away from it!
... He should form a support group for those afraid of Bunnies. It could include a guest appearance from Anya (BTVS). She would teach them the best ways to defeat the bunnies and she could possibly offer vengeance.
Me: I have a bunny! Perceptor: GET IT AWAY!!!!!!
Anya would make an excellent councellor for those with Leporiphobia.
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... And I was wrong. Second star to the right.
Second star... Knew it was a number. ;)
Blackmail? ... Was Perceptor Red Alert's teacher or something?
Red Alert: My glitch has a habit of spilling truth's.
Perceptor: I get the message. No more assisting Wheeljack in his crazy scheme's.
Poor Perceptor! *hugs*
Perceptor: *blinks* No torture? No mutilations?
Maybe I should include Huffer in one of my fics.
Please, please, pleasee, please, pleasee, please, please, please, please, please... (That's a hard word to write multiple times.)
I was actually seeing him as Sloth (FMA style). But Lust would be good. Pride too.
I've never been into FMA.
Willingly? Or did Unicron take over their minds? Most might not notice anything strange with the others, but the Constructicons might wonder what's wrong with Hook. Can't hide much of anything from the Gestalt bond without a lot of effort. Of course, Unicron might have completely cut Hook off from the others. In which case, the other Constructicons will go on the warpath looking for him.
And lay blame at the Autobots even though they are innocent, only because Hook was 'willingly' working with some of them?
Prowl, Spawn of Unicron Satan!
Ratchet: Prime I was doing a diagnostic on Prowl's Spark... and well he doesn't have one.
Jazz: Knew he was a grouch for a reason.
Ratchet: No I'm serious. Prowl on the outside looks normal but his insides are unlike anything I've ever seen.
Optimus: Surely you would have noticed this before?
Ratchet: Prowl's always been careful in a fight and whenever he gets injured bad enough, he insists on fixing himself as I've normally got others to fix.
?: "And the winner of the pranking contest is Perceptor! For painting Sunstreaker pink!"
Sunstreaker: *still pink* *growls*
Perceptor: *confused* "There was a contest?"
?: "... Oh, what a kidder!" *puts crown on Perceptor's head*
Perceptor: *still confused*
I love absent minded professor!Perceptor! Hey, that rhymed!
Art of a confused Perceptor king? :D
Perceptor: I do not have an absent mind you shall find. Nor shall I eat green eggs and ham, Sam I Am.
Yeah Absent minded Professor!Perceptor has a nice ring doesn't it.
He's been taking lessons from Motormaster!
Motormaster: "Now you'll want to twist here until you hear cracking..."
Perceptor: *taking notes*
Victim: *screams in pain*
PerceptorXMotormaster!
With screams of pain that turns them on.
He's a masochist! I knew it!
Motormaster: *drops victim* "Now about my payment?"
Perceptor: *puts away his notes and eagerly walks over to Motormaster*
Motormaster: *grabs Perceptor*
Fade to black...
Seriously though, you need to put that on your next list.
Ratchet: "How can you possibly like reading that?!"
Perceptor: "It's fun. Oh, look! Here I am being abused by Motormaster!" *happily reads*
Ratchet: "... You need help."
I would happily read a story of Perceptor happily reading the bunny lists. ^^
(And next list has grown by one.)
Soundwave: "Argh."
Shockwave: I can't see with this eyepatch!
What movie was that? Because I can't place it.
Errr, The Prince of Egypt.
LOL! If we want him to do something, all we have to do is hold out a bunny and he'll do anything to get away from it!
... He should form a support group for those afraid of Bunnies. It could include a guest appearance from Anya (BTVS). She would teach them the best ways to defeat the bunnies and she could possibly offer vengeance.
Me: I have a bunny!
Perceptor: GET IT AWAY!!!!!!
Anya would make an excellent councellor for those with Leporiphobia.