Maybe Primus wanted him to keep an optic on someone?
Maybe Primus wants him to retrieve the Matrix?
... Porn?
Um- well it COULD be like, a cheesy-grinning peace-sign-at-camera pose. It COULD. Really.
Perceptor: *thinks* 'I'm just following Punch's advice and destroying you from within.' *insane giggling*
*thinks* Could Perceptor use his lens barrel or something to focus a laser blast so it bypassed the outer armor and just hit internal systems (or the spark chamber)? So, his enemy would be laughing about how the dumb microscope is pointing his lens barrel at him instead of a blaster, and then he just falls over offline without a mark on him.
Rewind: "Blaster, we said we're sorry. You're not fat." Blaster: *ignores* Rumble: "You're actually pretty thin for a tapedeck." Blaster: *ignores* Soundwave: *holds out cube of energon* "Refueling: Required." Blaster: *ignores*
NOOOOOO!!! Anorexic Blaster!!! *cries* No, no, no! Soundwave, stop him! Talk to him, make him feel better about himself! *cries*
It's almost as if they breed like rabbits. *grins*
*just can't help myself* The plot bunnies, or Blaster and Soundwave? *grin*
I remember reading a Jazz fic about him dancing (a bunch of different dances including the Macarena) but I don't remember anything about him trying to teach the others.
Yeah, that was the one. I guess maybe the humans were just hoping that Jazz didn't teach it to the others or something.
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Maybe Primus wants him to retrieve the Matrix?
... Porn?
Um- well it COULD be like, a cheesy-grinning peace-sign-at-camera pose. It COULD. Really.
Perceptor: *thinks* 'I'm just following Punch's advice and destroying you from within.' *insane giggling*
*thinks* Could Perceptor use his lens barrel or something to focus a laser blast so it bypassed the outer armor and just hit internal systems (or the spark chamber)? So, his enemy would be laughing about how the dumb microscope is pointing his lens barrel at him instead of a blaster, and then he just falls over offline without a mark on him.
Rewind: "Blaster, we said we're sorry. You're not fat."
Blaster: *ignores*
Rumble: "You're actually pretty thin for a tapedeck."
Blaster: *ignores*
Soundwave: *holds out cube of energon* "Refueling: Required."
Blaster: *ignores*
NOOOOOO!!! Anorexic Blaster!!! *cries* No, no, no! Soundwave, stop him! Talk to him, make him feel better about himself! *cries*
It's almost as if they breed like rabbits. *grins*
*just can't help myself* The plot bunnies, or Blaster and Soundwave? *grin*
I remember reading a Jazz fic about him dancing (a bunch of different dances including the Macarena) but I don't remember anything about him trying to teach the others.
Yeah, that was the one. I guess maybe the humans were just hoping that Jazz didn't teach it to the others or something.