A Baker's Dozen of Beast Wars Prompts

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 Because Beast Wars doesn't get enough love.

1. Rattrap extols the virtues of his tail - "This thing's multi-talented."

 

2. Dinobot/Rattrap - "All things considered, death might be preferable, vermin."

 

3. It didn't hurt, exactly, it just felt...weird.

 

4. Blackarachnia - helpless in the hands of the enemy (bonus points if the "enemy" in question is the Maximals)

 

5. aliens made them do it - "Someone ought to tell them this isn't how we reproduce."

 

6. Rhinox/Rattrap - sex pollen - stop and smell the flowers

 

7. "Step into my parlor, said the spider to the flying dog." 

 

8. "You don't seem the type to get dirty." "Oh, I am full of surprises."

 

9. "The earth opened up and promised him the stars." - Cheetor suffers some contamination or damage that causes him to hallucinate, and the Maximals aren't around to help him.

 

10. "Rattrap, what do you mean we have a hostage?"  "I swiped Megatron's rubber ducky!"

 

11. Silverbolt's jealousy is getting out of hand, and Blackarachnia is sick of it. "What I wouldn't give for a rolled up newspaper right now."

 

12. Rattrap's good at finding out secrets. But some secrets, he'd rather not know...like the real reason an exploration vessel was sent to chase down a bunch of thieving Preds.

 

13. Blackarachnia/Silverbolt: tummy rubs. 'Nuff said.