Megatron: Because deep down, you're a cold-sparked Decepticon like us. Join us, Perceptor! Soon, we will rule the universe! Perceptor: *still in tears of confusion over why he isn't in tears of sorrow and vengeful hatred* Megatron: *sigh* We have cookies and advanced scientific equipment. Perceptor: *stops crying* Okay! Who should I slaughter first? *big grin* Megatron: *slightly freaked out*
It's kind of disturbing how Perceptor will slaughter, maim, and destroy if it meant he could get what he wanted. He's like a child-like Decepticon that doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong. Someone must have been taking care of him, supervising him and guiding him. It would explain why he wasn't with the Decepticons to begin with.
Maybe Beachcomber was taking care of him. And whenever Brawn tried to get Perceptor to fight... I can see Beachcomber with that Disapproving Parent expression.
Megatron had better be extremely careful about what he tells/allows Perceptor to do.
LOVE it. I dare you to write some of those. I DARE you.
I'd probably confuse myself.
Kickback: Well, since they're all so depressed over their love lives (or lack thereof) that they've stopped drinking their energon... Bombshell: Dinner and a show! Shrapnel: *munch munch*
I am suddenly wanting popcorn.
Their records are skipping. *also sad*
Records! Hah! But yeah... sad.
Except Red Alert. He was expecting something like this, so he built in firewalls for himself and is sitting back laughing smugly while the others panic.
It's not often Red Alert is less paranoid than others. I bet he's enjoying the feeling, knowing that he's safe.
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Perceptor: *still in tears of confusion over why he isn't in tears of sorrow and vengeful hatred*
Megatron: *sigh* We have cookies and advanced scientific equipment.
Perceptor: *stops crying* Okay! Who should I slaughter first? *big grin*
Megatron: *slightly freaked out*
It's kind of disturbing how Perceptor will slaughter, maim, and destroy if it meant he could get what he wanted. He's like a child-like Decepticon that doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong. Someone must have been taking care of him, supervising him and guiding him. It would explain why he wasn't with the Decepticons to begin with.
Maybe Beachcomber was taking care of him. And whenever Brawn tried to get Perceptor to fight... I can see Beachcomber with that Disapproving Parent expression.
Megatron had better be extremely careful about what he tells/allows Perceptor to do.
LOVE it. I dare you to write some of those. I DARE you.
I'd probably confuse myself.
Kickback: Well, since they're all so depressed over their love lives (or lack thereof) that they've stopped drinking their energon...
Bombshell: Dinner and a show!
Shrapnel: *munch munch*
I am suddenly wanting popcorn.
Their records are skipping. *also sad*
Records! Hah! But yeah... sad.
Except Red Alert. He was expecting something like this, so he built in firewalls for himself and is sitting back laughing smugly while the others panic.
It's not often Red Alert is less paranoid than others. I bet he's enjoying the feeling, knowing that he's safe.
What if he's Unicron?
*LOVES*