10. You know those spam e-mails that advertise sexual enhancements? What would the Cybertronian version be?
Spark enhancements? Energy system regulators that enhance one's systems in a way to make the energy trades inherit in interfacing more efficient, stronger and maybe interestingly patterned. Oh, and for possible sticky-verse thoughts - spike or port upgrades.
16. Dion's body was never found. What if he hadn't been hurt as badly as everyone thought? What if he slipped into stasis lock and was found by someone who didn't know who he was? What if, many many vorns later, he woke up?
My Magnus muse is saying the first thing he'd want to know is what happened to Orion.
17. Femme!Dion.
Now I'm thinking of some of those plotbunnies that have come up about mechs with femme sparks, or femmes who have upgraded into mech bodies.
43. He was raped by his lover. His lover who was usually so good to him. His lover who, for the first time since they got together, got overcharged. His lover who didn't remember what he had done to him.
I initially thought Perceptor and Springer - the raped one being Perce. Then I tried to aply it to my OTP... and Magnus started jumping up and down, yelling in total denial, because he utterly dispises the idea that he could ever do something like that to Optimus (yes, it was Magnus who came to mind as the drunk one).
Lesson in life, you don't want an angry muse when the muse is a 30 foot robot that is several tons in weight, even if they only exist in your brain.
44. "I'm a fish."
Said Rodimus to an amused Magnus, after he got tossed in a lake for the 37th time in the span of 2006. (G1 animated 'verse.)
47. Unicron is lonely.
The people of Cybertron get worried when a large metallic planet drifts into Cybertron's orbital path. They slowly stop worrying after a vorn or two when it seems to be safely sharing said orbit with Cybertron. The only puzzle now is the occasional highjacking of high-powered space transmitters that seem to be sending signals to the other planet.
"Yes, yes brother, I know, the universe is a big empty place. That's okay, you can stay here for a while, as long as you don't eat my kids."
"Thanks bro." *Sniffle*
52. Ultra Magnus, Blaster, and Perceptor are the Cybertronian versions of the Fates.
Who's who?
55. Perceptor discovers a candy called Pop Rocks.
Then Spike makes the mistake of showing him how to mix them with soda.
"How did Perceptor create an explosion that big using only a carbonated beverage and a sample of confectionary?"
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Spark enhancements? Energy system regulators that enhance one's systems in a way to make the energy trades inherit in interfacing more efficient, stronger and maybe interestingly patterned.
Oh, and for possible sticky-verse thoughts - spike or port upgrades.
16. Dion's body was never found. What if he hadn't been hurt as badly as everyone thought? What if he slipped into stasis lock and was found by someone who didn't know who he was? What if, many many vorns later, he woke up?
My Magnus muse is saying the first thing he'd want to know is what happened to Orion.
17. Femme!Dion.
Now I'm thinking of some of those plotbunnies that have come up about mechs with femme sparks, or femmes who have upgraded into mech bodies.
43. He was raped by his lover. His lover who was usually so good to him. His lover who, for the first time since they got together, got overcharged. His lover who didn't remember what he had done to him.
I initially thought Perceptor and Springer - the raped one being Perce. Then I tried to aply it to my OTP... and Magnus started jumping up and down, yelling in total denial, because he utterly dispises the idea that he could ever do something like that to Optimus (yes, it was Magnus who came to mind as the drunk one).
Lesson in life, you don't want an angry muse when the muse is a 30 foot robot that is several tons in weight, even if they only exist in your brain.
44. "I'm a fish."
Said Rodimus to an amused Magnus, after he got tossed in a lake for the 37th time in the span of 2006. (G1 animated 'verse.)
47. Unicron is lonely.
The people of Cybertron get worried when a large metallic planet drifts into Cybertron's orbital path. They slowly stop worrying after a vorn or two when it seems to be safely sharing said orbit with Cybertron. The only puzzle now is the occasional highjacking of high-powered space transmitters that seem to be sending signals to the other planet.
"Yes, yes brother, I know, the universe is a big empty place. That's okay, you can stay here for a while, as long as you don't eat my kids."
"Thanks bro." *Sniffle*
52. Ultra Magnus, Blaster, and Perceptor are the Cybertronian versions of the Fates.
Who's who?
55. Perceptor discovers a candy called Pop Rocks.
Then Spike makes the mistake of showing him how to mix them with soda.
"How did Perceptor create an explosion that big using only a carbonated beverage and a sample of confectionary?"