My mind is insisting that this is Spike's Selkie mom beginning her reign of terror against the Decepticons.
She can't beat your typical religious, 'God loves you' types in scariness though. I had one of those recently which inspired this bunny. I stupidly told them I was Agnostic instead of saying I was a Satanist about to sacrifice my cat.
Prowl: *calmly and without looking up from a datapad* "The egg." ???: "Bwah?" Prowl: "There were many animals who laid eggs who existed before the chicken."
???: You... knew the answer? *Head explodes*
"Me Sludge like new Dinobot!" *hugs* "Get offa me!" *flails*
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She can't beat your typical religious, 'God loves you' types in scariness though. I had one of those recently which inspired this bunny. I stupidly told them I was Agnostic instead of saying I was a Satanist about to sacrifice my cat.
Prowl: *calmly and without looking up from a datapad* "The egg."
???: "Bwah?"
Prowl: "There were many animals who laid eggs who existed before the chicken."
???: You... knew the answer?
*Head explodes*
"Me Sludge like new Dinobot!" *hugs*
"Get offa me!" *flails*
Grimlock: Your name now be Stomper.