Bunnies, second batch

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More bunniness from me. I apologize if I repeat any ideas already mentionned here.

 

1) Art: Autobots wearing hockey team jerseys matching their paint jobs.

Optimus: Montreal Canadians
Bumblebee: Boston Bruins
Sideswipe: Carolina Hurricanes
Hot Rod: Calgary Flames
Jazz: Tampa Bay Lightning
Ironhide: Detroit Red wings

2) Jazz and Blaster try to write a Cybertron National anthem

3) Crossover with the manga "Gunnm: Last Order" (known in the US as "Battle Angel Alita"). The twins enter the Z.O.T. martial art tournament.

4) Art: The decepticon's "Employee of the month" wall. Every picture is Soundwave, except one where a picture of Starscream is pasted over it.

5) ???: And this moment of stupid is brought to you by ...Sideswipe!

6) a new recruit didn't get the "earth rain is not acid" talk.

7) A new shock DJ for a popular radio station has been insulting the Autobots on his show for a while. One Autobot decides he's had enough of that guy and calls the radio station to complain. He's put on the air and starts trading insults with the DJ. Meanwhile, the decepticons are listening to the show, a favorite among the troops, and one has Soundwave hack into the station's phone line so he can join the "discussion" on the air.

8) How did Spike and Bumblebee first met? In the first few episodes, Spike is seen hanging out with Hound and Jazz. So how did Spike and Bee first talked to each other, and started their famous friendship?

9) Jazz goes to the Montreal Jazz Festival (just an excuse to have an Autobot in my corner of the world ^_^)

10) We've seen a few cybertronian twins, but what if there were cybertronian siamese twins? A spark splits in two after creation but the sparks are too weak to be away from each other. They end up being put into a single body. Either:

     a) The transformer has a kind of split personality, the sparks sharing control of the body.

     b) A transformer with two heads, working together to make the body work.

11) Another siamese twin bunny: Our famous Lambo twins get badly injured. Ratchet is forced to put both their sparks in a single body while he repairs theirs.

12) Someone finds out Bluestreak as a mute button.

13) 2007 movie: Mikeala gets a visit from her cousin Raoul, who is following her father's footsteps as a car thief.

14) 2007 movie: Sam has an uncle named Irving (Sparkplug) and a cousin named William (Spike). Both work on an oil platform. When a hurricane damages the platform, they are out of work for a while, so they go living with Sam and his parents. Sam gets along fine with Spike at first but he then becomes jealous of him because he's older then him, hotter than him, knows more about cars then he does and Sam is afraid Mikeala might like Spike better than him.

Meanwhile, autorities realise the damage to the oil platform wasn't caused by the hurricane... Decepticons? Scorpinok? Godzilla?

15) 2007 movie: Lennox and his team get Autobrand tattoos.

16) Human transformer bunny: Wheeljack is a pyrotechnic engineer, he creates special effects for movies. He blows stuff up on purpose for once!

17) On Veteran's day, Sparkplug goes to a reunion of his old army unit.

18) Even bad guys can have their followers. Autobots meet a group of teenagers fans of the Decepticons.

19) Jazz: Prowl, stop laughing

20) Art: Optimus and Elita-1 waltzing

21) Optimus Primal left a message to Optimus Prime on Teletran 1. This message give Prime hope in his moments of despair, because it is proof that the war will end one day.

22) Starscream has never been a fan of earth music, but he does like one song...

23) One decepticon has an unusual glitch: he's so shy around femmes that he freezes when he sees one. On earth he never had any problems, but when femme autobots start showing up...

Arcee: I didn't even shoot! He just froze and keeled over!

24) Someone sugests Red Alert takes up a hobby. He settles on gardening, because "plant could never betray him."

25) Ratchet: You have a banana in your ear.
???:What?
Ratchet: (louder) You have a banana in your ear!
???: WHAT?
Ratchet: I SAID...
???: Talk louder, I have a banana in my ear!

(I know, lamest joke in the universe ^_^)