Poor Red Alert, he's going to be absolutely crushed.
Our favorite paranoid Security Direction relies on so few things as absolutely dependable. It must rock his world (and make it seem much more dangerous) when one of those things proves untrustworthy.
Imagine it, a purple dinosaur with spider legs.
*imagines*
Officially creeps Megs out.
Me too.
This can't be good. Not only is the Ark going to stick out like a sore thumb, but so will anything else he can get his hands on.
How would he even go about tie-dying the Ark anyway? The only method I know of is the one I learned at camp where you twist up a white T-shirt and dip it in different buckets of paint. Still, seems like a fun (if gigantic) arts-and-crafts project for him.
Especially since as a messenger, he can no longer perform his primary function as well as before.
Hmmm, what else could he even do? *ponders*
Wonder if it was caused by something, and he became mute from the trauma?
There's an idea. Or maybe it could happen if a Decepticon actually managed to capture him - he'd lose his voice from fear and pure shock.
Have to wonder why others haven't thought of something similar.
I'm sure certain 'Bots would think it dishonorable to get out of battle if one was capable of fighting.
Maybe others like the taxis of the group are the same way.
Skyfire immediately comes to mind, but this makes me wonder a little about Astrotrain. Of course, 'Train isn't really excused from fighting either, but that might just be because Megatron saw through his ploy.
It'd be real great if it was a very common animal like cats. Or rabbits.
Cats? Perceptor won't be happy about that - one of my stories has him owning kirin_saga's a cat named Lullaby. As for the rabbits, perhaps Perceptor's bunny-phobia is catching.
if for noting else than for all the snark I can see being exchanged between the 'Cons and their new 'home.'
I'm sure Unicron won't be above commenting on any meant-to-be-private events that happen during the Decepticons' stay. It's be like having a soap opera on you.
Run Megatron, run!
See Megatron run. Run, Megatron, run. See Unicron chase Megatron all around the universe while his soldiers and his enemies crack up laughing. Chase, Unicron, chase! Laugh, Cybertronians, laugh! ...See Megatron say goodbye to his dignity for the rest of his life.
Megatron: *cries*
And why am I seeing Soundwave being secretly amused by the whole thing, and recording it all?
Wonder what the Autobots would pay for that recording.
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Our favorite paranoid Security Direction relies on so few things as absolutely dependable. It must rock his world (and make it seem much more dangerous) when one of those things proves untrustworthy.
Imagine it, a purple dinosaur with spider legs.
*imagines*
Officially creeps Megs out.
Me too.
This can't be good. Not only is the Ark going to stick out like a sore thumb, but so will anything else he can get his hands on.
How would he even go about tie-dying the Ark anyway? The only method I know of is the one I learned at camp where you twist up a white T-shirt and dip it in different buckets of paint. Still, seems like a fun (if gigantic) arts-and-crafts project for him.
Especially since as a messenger, he can no longer perform his primary function as well as before.
Hmmm, what else could he even do? *ponders*
Wonder if it was caused by something, and he became mute from the trauma?
There's an idea. Or maybe it could happen if a Decepticon actually managed to capture him - he'd lose his voice from fear and pure shock.
Have to wonder why others haven't thought of something similar.
I'm sure certain 'Bots would think it dishonorable to get out of battle if one was capable of fighting.
Maybe others like the taxis of the group are the same way.
Skyfire immediately comes to mind, but this makes me wonder a little about Astrotrain. Of course, 'Train isn't really excused from fighting either, but that might just be because Megatron saw through his ploy.
It'd be real great if it was a very common animal like cats. Or rabbits.
Cats? Perceptor won't be happy about that - one of my stories has him owning
kirin_saga'sa cat named Lullaby. As for the rabbits, perhaps Perceptor's bunny-phobia is catching.if for noting else than for all the snark I can see being exchanged between the 'Cons and their new 'home.'
I'm sure Unicron won't be above commenting on any meant-to-be-private events that happen during the Decepticons' stay. It's be like having a soap opera on you.
Run Megatron, run!
See Megatron run. Run, Megatron, run. See Unicron chase Megatron all around the universe while his soldiers and his enemies crack up laughing. Chase, Unicron, chase! Laugh, Cybertronians, laugh! ...See Megatron say goodbye to his dignity for the rest of his life.
Megatron: *cries*
And why am I seeing Soundwave being secretly amused by the whole thing, and recording it all?
Wonder what the Autobots would pay for that recording.