tf_bunny_farm | First bunny batch of the year

1) A continuation of my siamese twin bunny: Cybertronian parasitic twin

At creation, a spark splits, but the second spark is so small and weak that it is hidden by the main spark and goes undetected by the medics. During a medical exam years later, the second spark is discovered.

The second spark is putting a stress on the main spark and has to be removed. But unfortunately, it is weak and incomplete, can't survive without a connection to it's twin, and results in a transformer of low intelligence and capabilities (basicaly, mentally retarded).

Roller is Optimus' parasitic twin.

2) Starscream's vocalizer is damaged in battle and he's forced to be mute for a week. Megatron enjoys the silence.

Megatron: Do you hear that Soundwave?
Soundwave: What, Lord Megatron?
Megatron: The sound of silence. Such a rare occurence these days.
*Starscream is behind them, holding a sign saying "I'LL KILL YOU" and being held back by the other seekers*

3) Spike is surprised to learn that he has been accepted in a prestigious college despite his average grades. Later he learns that he got in because Optimus Prime sent a letter of recommandation to the college. Spike is dissapointed that he couldn't manage to get accepted on his own, only because Prime put in a good word for him.

4) (This one might be similar to other bunnies posted here, I'm not sure) After Bumblebee returns from a successful mission, Optimus decides that the young scout deserves a reward for a job well done and that he's due for an upgrade. Bumblebee is ecstatic: finally a chance to get a bigger form. But what form should he choose? So many possibilities! Bee goes on to research the perfect vehicle mode for him.

Meanwhile, the twins get worried by the news of Bee's upgrade. If Bee gets bigger and stronger, it won't be as easy to pick on him anymore (Sunstreaker imagines of the new Bee as a schoolbus, towering over them in robot mode and ready for some payback). So they try to convince Bee that he doesn't need a bigger alt mode, that his small size is an important asset to the autobots.

Finally, after some careful consideration, Bumblebee decides that the twins are actually right. But he does get an upgrade: into a newbeetle ^_^

5) Chip learns that the disease that cost him the use of his legs is slowly spreading to the rest of his body. In a few years he will not be able to move at all. Chip asks the autobots to transfer his mind into Autobot X.

Ratchet: The process is not safe!
Chip: I'd rather risk it that have a slow and painful death!

6) Cosmos helps out with the construction of the International Space Station (hey, it gives him something to do)

7) A decepticon has the strange talent of being the only one who can make Megatron laugh.

8) All the human autobot allies (Spike, Carly, Sparkplug, Raoul, Chip, Astoria) discuss the question: What would they look like if they were transformers? What alt mode would they have?

9)Sideswipe: That Dr. House guy is totally based on you Ratchet. You should sue.

10) ???: I didn't understand half of what he said.
???2: Me neither, but if it's not the same half, we're okay.

11) ???: Why does everytime someone says my name, I feel like I'm gonna get beat up?

12) ???: I didn't know Ratchet could swear in (insert language here)

13) Spike: Hey Dad! Do you have a sledgehammer?
Sparkplug: Yeah, it's over there, what do you need it for?
Spike: Oh, nothing *smirk*
Sparkplug: Spike Witwicky, what are you planning to do with that?
Spike: Nothing Dad! Just a little payback... *Runs out of the room with the sledgehammer*
Sparkplug: Spike! Get back here!

14) Ironhide: We've seen a lot of presidents since we woke up here, Prime. What makes you think this one is different?

15) Movieverse. Inspired by artwork by Johnny216 on DA : The Ghostbusters' Ecto-1 car as a transformer.

The Ghostbusters investigate rumors of a haunted car roaming the highways. After much searching, chasing and blasting, the GB capture the "possessed car" and learn it's actually a neutral transformer seeking asylum. The guys let the transformer go, claiming that aliens are "not their area of expertise", they pack up and leave. The transformer is intrigued by the humans' actions.

The next day, Peter goes down to the garage and finds two Ecto-1s...

16)Art: Sunny and Sides playing a Rock'em sock'em robots game. But the figures of the game are replaced by Megatron and Optimus.

First bunny batch of the year

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