Just Five Little Ones this Time.

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Last one is a wee spoilerish, Knight Rider-wise.

Shattered Glass/Mirror!Verse
1. *Random Mech*: Megatron?
Megatron: Yes?
*Random Mech*: I've been thinking, wouldn't we get better press from the humans if we changed our faction from the "Decepticons" to say, the "Defendicons"?
Megatron: (thinks for a micro click, *Facepalms*) D'oh!  Now somebody tells me!

A.Now I'm thinking of Homer Simpson's voice as Any!Verse Megatron's! (note to self: now you did it, you broke everybody's brains!)
B.Its even worse: Mass VA swap. I think I just heard G1 Bumblebee with a Bullwinkle Moose voice!

Any!Verse
3. Prime and some of his lieutenants try to have a "poker night" like the humans. Good luck with any distractions that may will happen.

TFA (lifted from an ancient MAD magazine)
4. Megatron (after giving orders to Blitzwing, who says "Ja boss!" to the Decepticon leader at every point and turn.): Got that Blitzwing?
Blitzwing (Icy mode): Ja boss!
Megatron (irritated): Will you stop that "Ja boss" slag already?
Blitzwing: Ja boss!
Megatron: That's better... Wait!
Blitzwing (random): [insane cackles]

Post-2007
5. ?: Just because you found out he has a light bar too, doesn't make K.I.T.T. your long-lost twin, Barricade!
'Cade: Buh! Buh!
[watches episode to end, sees next week's teaser]
?: Wait...What? Was that Prime I heard?

Comments

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

YES KNIGHT RIDER OMIGAWD!
Now that the fangasm is over... I've actually had the idea floating around in my head for quite some time (waiting to get a toy so I don't have to draw it out) that KARR deliberately uses his Optimus-esque voice to play pranks on unsuspecting Autobots. Because before he got that robo-form, when he was just a CPU lying in a pile of rubble, he had to get his shits and giggles somehow...

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...Until KARR is faced by the Prime himself. I bet KARR would be slagging his own armor at that point!

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

...HAHAHA. Oh, man, I can see it now:
Prowl: *on phone/intercom/com-link/whatever* Sir, are you sure this is really necessary...?
KARR: It's completely necessary! Anyway, like I was saying, after you install the jacuzzi and fill it with stuffed kittens and bagels, you- *feels someone behind him tapping him* Hold on a second. *turns*
Optimus Prime: ...KARR...
KARR: MEEP!

Maybe just a tad OOC there, but it was either that or he went on a murderous rampage.
Which could probably be equally as entertaining, if in a different way.

[jim-ghote.livejournal.com]

...HAHAHA. Oh, man, I can see it now:
Prowl: *on phone/intercom/com-link/whatever* Sir, are you sure this is really necessary...?
KARR: It's completely necessary! Anyway, like I was saying, after you install the jacuzzi and fill it with stuffed kittens and bagels, you- *feels someone behind him tapping him* Hold on a second. *turns*
Optimus Prime: ...KARR...
KARR: MEEP!

Prime: Where did you get the vocalizer? It sounds exactly like mine!
KARR (Intimidated): Erm, Auto Zone?...

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

KARR is the schnizzle!

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I can't wait for Wens. to find out by how much.