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tf_bunny_farm2009-02-04 05:26 pm
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Some more bunnies
1. Here's a game me and my friends played. It's called "What's behind the green glass door?". One person start by saying a sentence like "There's books but no libraries" and the others have to guess what rule that one person's using to make their sentence. Once they figure it out they join in until everyone gets it and then they spread it around. The rule is: The first word you have to have two repeating letters side by side, while for the second word you don't. My idea is that the autobots start playing it and then the decepticons catch on to it starting this annoying cycle where everyone tries to figure out the rule and join.
Sideswipe: There's Cliffjumper, but no minibot.
Sunstreaker: There's Jazz, but no Prowl.
Jazz: There's Bumblebee, but no honey.
Bumblebee: There's Ratchet, but no wrench?
Sideswipe: Nope, there's no Ratchet or wrench, try again.
(Meanwhile at the Decepticon Base)
Skywarp: There's seeker, but no Starscream.
Rumble: There's Blast Off, but no Vortex.
Thundercracker: There's stunticons, but no Menasor?
Rumble: Nope.
Dead End: There's Scrapper, but no Devastator.
Skywarp: Hey the deadster's go it.
Starscream: Got what? As the second-in-command I order you to tell me!
Skywarp: No can do, Screamer.
2. ???: Good new and bad news. The nuclear explosion will kill us in ten minutes if it isn't stopped. The good new is that we're at the center of the blast radius and we won't feel a thing.
???: So we have to rely on them of all mechs to stop this explosion.
???: Yep
(Long pause)
???: Let's all have sex
???: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse. (Taken from Torchwood)
3.???: Where were you the night of the fifteenth?
???: Answer him before he kills us all.
???: but it's the fourteenth.
4. Swindle, although he doesn't exactly remember it, has one very unhappy customer, who's back with a vengeance.
5. Heroes/TF crossover. (I'd like to see if someone could pull this off): Someone with the ability of rifts, opens one and sends the heroes crashing into the G1 universe, which definitely screw up saving the world quite a bit.
???: Wait so now instead of save the cheerleader, save the world, it's save the seeker, save the world!
???: I still trying to figure out how that makes sense. (Wonder which seeker it'll be...)
6. The twins (somehow), during a fight with the decepticons, manage to spray paint the words "Kick me" on one of the cons back. Unfortunately for that mech no one decides to tell him.
Motormaster: Let's get him!
(Stunticons knock the decepticon down and proceed to kick him)
???: OW! Why does everyone keep doing that!
7. Someone goes on a blind date with a mech, who has some very unruly habits. The poor guy tries to slip away, but his date always manages to keep him there.
???: I don't like this restaurant, I'm going to the one next door, they have better steak.
???: You're a transformer you don't eat steak.
???: Uh, then my cat's dying.
???: You don't have a cat,
???: How do you know that!
???: (shifty eyes)....sixth sense.
Sideswipe: There's Cliffjumper, but no minibot.
Sunstreaker: There's Jazz, but no Prowl.
Jazz: There's Bumblebee, but no honey.
Bumblebee: There's Ratchet, but no wrench?
Sideswipe: Nope, there's no Ratchet or wrench, try again.
(Meanwhile at the Decepticon Base)
Skywarp: There's seeker, but no Starscream.
Rumble: There's Blast Off, but no Vortex.
Thundercracker: There's stunticons, but no Menasor?
Rumble: Nope.
Dead End: There's Scrapper, but no Devastator.
Skywarp: Hey the deadster's go it.
Starscream: Got what? As the second-in-command I order you to tell me!
Skywarp: No can do, Screamer.
2. ???: Good new and bad news. The nuclear explosion will kill us in ten minutes if it isn't stopped. The good new is that we're at the center of the blast radius and we won't feel a thing.
???: So we have to rely on them of all mechs to stop this explosion.
???: Yep
(Long pause)
???: Let's all have sex
???: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse. (Taken from Torchwood)
3.???: Where were you the night of the fifteenth?
???: Answer him before he kills us all.
???: but it's the fourteenth.
4. Swindle, although he doesn't exactly remember it, has one very unhappy customer, who's back with a vengeance.
5. Heroes/TF crossover. (I'd like to see if someone could pull this off): Someone with the ability of rifts, opens one and sends the heroes crashing into the G1 universe, which definitely screw up saving the world quite a bit.
???: Wait so now instead of save the cheerleader, save the world, it's save the seeker, save the world!
???: I still trying to figure out how that makes sense. (Wonder which seeker it'll be...)
6. The twins (somehow), during a fight with the decepticons, manage to spray paint the words "Kick me" on one of the cons back. Unfortunately for that mech no one decides to tell him.
Motormaster: Let's get him!
(Stunticons knock the decepticon down and proceed to kick him)
???: OW! Why does everyone keep doing that!
7. Someone goes on a blind date with a mech, who has some very unruly habits. The poor guy tries to slip away, but his date always manages to keep him there.
???: I don't like this restaurant, I'm going to the one next door, they have better steak.
???: You're a transformer you don't eat steak.
???: Uh, then my cat's dying.
???: You don't have a cat,
???: How do you know that!
???: (shifty eyes)....sixth sense.
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???: So we have to rely on them of all mechs to stop this explosion.
???: Yep
(Long pause)
???: Let's all have sex
???: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse. (Taken from Torchwood)
You have NO idea how hard I laughed at this. And in class too...
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