I should be packing for my trip

[cyanideteacup.livejournal.com]

1. “It’s like basic all over again!”
“What the slag kind of basic did you go to!?”

2. We all seen or contemplated doing a certain mechs get turned into sparkling fics how about we change sparkling to cassettes.

2a. All the officers aside from the Communication Officers on earth are turned into cassettes.

2b. art: Cassette Red Alert peeking out of Blaster’s tape deck

3. Grimlock learns how to lasso.

4. Decepticons and Autobots are not two warring factions, but two rival businesses. Office hijinks ensue.

5. Someone adopts a flock of sheep during a mission to the countryside.

6. Tank sniping is not that easy, as it makes you have to sit like a rock in the open and shoot at odd angles in hopes of hitting near your target to cause splash damage. This leads to interesting battle formations when Blitzwing is the only one with the range to snipe anything bigger then a minibot on the ground.

7. “You will learn to get along or die trying.”


8. The Brave Little Toaster movie is watched and somehow leads to phobias of giant magnetic cranes out to get certain mechs.

9. 2007/2009 verse- The trouble with comm. lines is dealing with the cell phone interference and crank callers.

10. “We need to perform that tactic.”
“Not that tactic Prowl! I still haven’t found all the copies of the last time I had to do that tactic.”
“It’s either that or attaching someone to Springer’s landing skids long enough to do a drop into enemy territory.”
“…I’ll get the duct tape.”

11. Someone in car mode accidently runs over Megatron in the middle of battle.

Comments

[kittona.livejournal.com]

I love number 7! It made me and Kittara think of Starscream being told that as he is being introduced to his two new wingmates.

[cyanideteacup.livejournal.com]

Just because they are a trine does not mean they have special get along bonds with eachother!

[katamanda.livejournal.com]

4. Decepticons and Autobots are not two warring factions, but two rival businesses. Office hijinks ensue.

That... thats adorable. I hope someone does it |D

[cyanideteacup.livejournal.com]

I do too, because think of the sort of project espionage some of them could do?

[katamanda.livejournal.com]

I keep getting images of Optimus and Megatron trying to run team-bulding exercises.

Megs: now just fall back.
'Warp: *glances behind at 'Screamer* No way in Pit am I trusting him to catch me!

[cyanideteacup.livejournal.com]

Oh gods team building exercises, so much hate/fun. Right up there with having to sit in a two hour long sexual harrassement is bad mmmkay meeting.

[usemychopsticks.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to adopt number 4 the seekers doing the trust game are now stuck in my head XD

[logosh.livejournal.com]

Number 5....it haunts my brainmeats...O_o

[cyanideteacup.livejournal.com]

Sheep are fluffy and hey, people have them adopting other types of animals all the time.

[raelynhb.livejournal.com]

I have to say my Brain said 'Cue naughty sheep jokes now...' when I saw that one...

[cyanideteacup.livejournal.com]

At least it's not inflatable sheep and several boxes of fruit roll ups. /bad skippy list refrence

[raelynhb.livejournal.com]

Lol that is what I was thinking of... that or bad TF kilt jokes.

[logosh.livejournal.com]

I totally want to use it, lol

[madwriter223.livejournal.com]

3.
"Me Grimlock cowboy!" the Dinobot yelled at the top of his vocalizer, twirling a lasso made of titanium ropes above his head.
The Autobots forces present to witness this peeked from over the giant rock they were hiding behind, eying the selfproclaimed 'cowboy'.
"Okay..." Prowl murmured. "One of us HAS to get that thing away from him."
"Yeah well, you go next. I'm not looking up to getting 'hogtied' like Sunny there."
As if on cue, the assembled bots glanced in the direction of the yellow Lamborghini, still trying to free himself as he twitched on the ground.
"I wonder where he learned to tie knots that sturdy."
"I'm wondering where he learned how to 'hogtie' mechs."
"And I'm wondering where he got that damn rope from." Prowl grumbled, then stood up, looking with determination at the Dinobot.
A moment later, he ducked down behind the boulder. "Okay... any other voluntiers?"

5.
Optimus Prime stared in disbelief at the sight of Bluestreak sitting amongst a herd of sheep, chatting to them happily. And the animals were appearing to be listening.
With a twitch of a brow-plate, he turned around and headed back to the Ark. He didn't need to know.

8.
"Help! The crane is going to kidnap me!!" The Autobot cried, clining with arms and legs to the closest other bot.
Sigh. "It won't, now get off me."

11.
Starscream screeched with laughter, leaning backwards as his frame shook from the sound. The other flyers weren't far behind, some holding onto each other in an attempt to stay in the air despite the tears of mirth leaking from their optics.
With a grunt of metal, Megatron transformed back into root form, sending an enraged glare at his troops. However, the effect was spoilt due to the black track mark across his facial plates.
The seekers just laughed harder.
With an angry snort, Megatron turned around, aiming to blast as many Autobots as he could out of existance to relieve his irritation.
Stupid Autbots, not watching where they were driving. It hadn't been that funny, anyway.

[cyanideteacup.livejournal.com]

The image of Sunstreaker hogtied just killed me, killed me dead.

[madwriter223.livejournal.com]

Couldn't resist. XD
Glad you liked dit.

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

Sunstreaker hogtied? mmmm *grabs Sunny and takes him away for much 'fun'* :D

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

1. No joke, my high school was named Basic.

4. Hi! I'm an Bot. And I'm a DC.

5. Why can I see Hound?

8. They ran like chickens?

11. Prime?

Blah

[(Anonymous)]

8) Group of Cons: *are hiding*
Random Con: *frustrated*For Pit's sake! I've already told you. Hook doesn't have magnets. Hence the name. Hook.
Group of Cons: *still hiding*