Seven NEST centered bunnies. Pre-ROTF

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I was assaulted by rabid bunnies after having finished reading Steelfeather's Instability story and accompanying one-shots. These are all centered around NEST headquarters prior to ROTF. But they can be altered to suit anyone who wants to adopt them. =D

NEST HQ - pre ROTF. 

1. Lennox has a terrible fear of spiders. Ironhide thinks this is hilarious. Angst ensues. Lennox is not amused. Epps cannot breathe from laughing.
2. Sgt. Epps is as patient a man as one could be, but Skidz and Mudflap need to turn down the stereotypes or Bobby’s gonna bring the rain. Hard. “It’s doesn’t matter if I like waffles and fried chicken, Will! It’s the principal of th’ thing!”
3. Never ask an obsessive compulsive robot engineer the question, ‘Which came first the chicken or the egg?’ Lennox: “See Epps? This is what happens when you decide to be a smart ass.”
4. Someone apparently thought it would be hilarious to hide all the coffee. Now the entire human populous of NEST HQ is out for blood.
5. The most important rule for any security personnel to remember: Never in any fashion insinuate that Ironhide’s cannons are anything less then spectacular and godly. He’s kind of touchy.
6. Someone needs to tell Skidz and Mudflap that putting signs on the backs of NEST’s techies as a prank doesn’t work quite as well if no one can read it. Epps: “6 for effort, but -3 for forgetting humans can’t read Cybertronian.”   
7. On one of their rare days off, Lennox and Epps and a few fellow NEST agents experience a lapse in logic and become ingloriously hammered. It was not the best first impression Lennox wished to imprint on the new arrivals.

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