tf_bunny_farm | Flaming, Sugar-Coated, Fluffed Up and Spiceh

Um….I’m sort of new here so ugh…yeah, forgive me if I make various n00bish mistakes [the livejournal cut hates me btw]

Anyways, just thought I’d share some particularly dogged bunnies that won’t. Stop. NIBBLING! D: Personally, I’d love to write them myself but alas college assignments are an ever growing burden upon mine back that ah must bear TT.TT *kicked*

So, moving on, I’d be thrilled if anyone found these remotely intriguing :D

1] The Autobots have had their numbers severely cut down throughout their still raging battles with the Decepticons, putting them at a bad disadvantage. It’s soon made very clear that any further full on war would be pure suicide for the remainder of Prime’s troops. Prowl comes to the conclusion that the only method to fight against the Decepticons at their current strength would be through guerrilla warfare, something none of them have any experience with.

Thankfully, there’s a band of Autobots stationed on Cybertron that are both fully trained and experienced in such tactics; the femmes. Optimus contacts Elita One and requests her assistance for the soonest possible date. Unable to spare all of her troops, she sends a crack team consisting of Chromia and three other femmes (preferably canon) to Earth to train the Autobots in the art of guerrilla warfare…Should be interesting.

2] After one of their rare personal debates/lovers spats some rather biting words are said towards the others job.

Optimus: With all due respect, leading a substantially small band of femmes is nothing compared to leading an army of mechs.

Elita: I’m sorry Optimus but, for a nanosecond there, it sounded as though you were saying that my job is easy. But I’m just I just misheard you, right?

After much heated words a bet is made. Elita and Optimus arrange to switch jobs for the next mega-cycle (about a month) and whichever one cracks first has to clean up the others base for another mega-cycle. For the plots sake, lets just say that they all have easy access to a space-bridge (or the Decepticons suddenly got really bad at guarding it)

3] All of the twins [Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, Mudflap and Skids, Jetfire and Jetstorm, Roulette and Shadow Striker] in one room. Apocalypse.

4] [Ohhhh, a TF:A one :D] One of the main heroic Autobots of the G1 series is, in TF:A, nothing more than a mere maintenance-bot; cleaning up others messes and fixing broken energon dispensers. Though largely content with their life, they are unable to prevent a series of events in which they’re forced to become something more than a caretaker and transforming into the unwilling hero they’re never wanted to be.

5] Two female Autobots are captured by the Decepticons, though they think up a rather…unique method of entertainment. After much goading from their interface-deprived guards, they agree to make-out …provided the two mechs guarding them do too. [I need to get my mind out of the gutter >w>; And yes, veeeeery much inspired by American Pie XD]

6] Three cross-faction couples (any, be they slash, het, etc.) are brought into the stark realisation that this war may never truly end, and if it ever does, chances are they will be long dead. Things get worse as one of the couples is discovered by other Decepticons. Desperate times call for desperate measures as they say, and the couples now need to not only escape from the war but hide from their old-comrades.

The answer is painfully obvious for them, and they can think of no alternative. Using the Well of Transformation, the couples all become human to escape the endless fighting. Though they still have the help of some of their true friends, there are others who haven’t forgotten their betrayal. [Not as funny as the other bunnies eh o.o]

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And what's worse than that one nipping at my toes is, I've mentally got two of the cross-faction couples thought out in my head (Ratchet/Starscream - big shocker from me, huh, everyone? - and Skywarp/Moonracer) although the final couple is eluding me, and the mech catching one of the sets at it as Shockwave (who, obviously, would tattle to Megatron in a sparkpulse).

Maybe I'll add this to my roster and try to see to it after the hols. At the moment I still have a bunch of gift drabbles to write ^^;

Ah, I know how you feel! Damn real world cutting into writing time *grumbles*
Still, it'd totally be awesome if you did get the time to write it XD
And HOMG! I thought I was the only one who shipped Skywarp/Moonracer :DD They're sheer goofy-goodness!

Such awesome bunnies - and so well thought-out, too. I really hope someone picks them up, because I'd read them in a second. Not sure I could actually write them though. :(

Heee, thanks very much <3 Me too!
I'd love to write them myself, but I've already got a bunch of other stories piled up in my mind D: not to mention a load of stupid assignments to do *shakes fist at college professors*

May I just comment on how magical your icon is?

These are interesting bunnies, but my hutch is unfortunately full. I hope someone picks them up.

Hehe thanks xD I hope so too!

Oh god, your icon. *stares* I can't stop watching it D: (not that its a BAD thing...)

Somehow, I see that in #3, all the twins are sitting around a table, sipping tea and eating crumpets.....

XD Indeed, simply hypnotic aint it?

Oh Gawd! D: That image is so wrong in every possible way...SOMEONE DO IT! XDD

3] You're missing Frenzy & Rumble.

No I'm...*goes back and checks* GASP! D: I am! Ok, um, lets just pretend they're there >w>;;

Flaming, Sugar-Coated, Fluffed Up and Spiceh

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