Just so I don't forget before I post... one of Soundwave's cassettes got bored of spreading telepathy and messed up some of your HTML.
1. Some Transformers were end-of-the-line stock. This has resulted in them having a limited lifespan.
So that's 'old age', huh? *ponders* What if the ticking was actually audible near the end and slowly got faster and louder? Creepy...
3. Megatron: RETREAT!
Megatron: *runs into wall of mirrored prison cell* Perceptor (in stereo): Oh, no no no, Megatron. Stay and enjoy my - OUR - company for a while. Aren't you curious to find out what it's like being the kidnappee for a change? *slow, evil smile* Megatron: *cries*
6. ?: Think outside of the box. ?: That begs the question; what is inside of it in?
Perceptor: Think outside of the mirrored cell, Megatron. Think of how long it'll be until you see it again... Megatron: *cries some more*
9. Movieverse: Ron and Judy Whitwicky decide that Bumblebee needs to official become part of the family. Only thing is, registering an adoption of a giant alien robot has it’s difficulties.
Hmmm, since Bumblebee is way way older than Ron and Judy but still needs them to provide his energy source, would he qualify as a dependent or not? And how exactly would a giant alien robot son count for tax purposes, anyway?
10. Huffer ACTUALLY begins to miss Earth now that he got to leave it.
Huffer: *sigh* The grass is always greener on the other side... Random non-Earth-smitten 'Bot: What's grass? Huffer: *is sad*
13. A car show where both Sunstreaker and Tracks failed to get any prizes…
That might actually be a sort of really depressing, narcissistic bonding (not that kind of bonding) experience.
15. Songfic: Rebel Rebel with Starscream
Is that the song that goes "you've torn your dress"?
19. The Constructicons were not a related Gestalt unlike most of the others. So how do their actual relatives feel about this gestalt partnering?
*loves all permutations*
20. Perceptor has a cunning plan. It involves Chip, Wheeljack and to convince the Decepticons that humans can become hybrid human/Cybertronian.
No! Perceptor! Do you want to encourage them to capture and torture humans as scientific experiments? *thinks* Actually, that might get Starscream off of Megatron's back if he was put in charge of an assignment that appealed to both his pre-war and during-war personalities.
21. The Autobots are known for having ‘unique’ members of the faction, some with glitches. For the Decepticons those with glitches would be killed so for them they are MUCH better at hiding them.
Hmmm... With the Decepticons, perhaps even being 'unique' is a bad thing. Yet all the 'Cons we see are pretty unique in some way... Maybe the higher-up you get in the 'Con hierarchy, the more acceptable it is to be different?
22. Red Alert has a son/daughter and names him/her Glitch.
Isn't that kind of mean? Wait... *thinking of the tiny bit of Naruto I've experienced* What if Red Alert 'exorcised' his glitch and the harmless leftover whatever formed into a tiny spark?
24. Someone gets stuck mid-transformation.
Have you seen the Lil Formers comic with SkyJetfire stuck like that?
25. A teenage parent (Transformer)
Soundwave! Or... hm. Megatron.
28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!
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1. Some Transformers were end-of-the-line stock. This has resulted in them having a limited lifespan.
So that's 'old age', huh? *ponders* What if the ticking was actually audible near the end and slowly got faster and louder? Creepy...
3. Megatron: RETREAT!
Megatron: *runs into wall of mirrored prison cell*
Perceptor (in stereo): Oh, no no no, Megatron. Stay and enjoy my - OUR - company for a while. Aren't you curious to find out what it's like being the kidnappee for a change? *slow, evil smile*
Megatron: *cries*
6. ?: Think outside of the box.
?: That begs the question; what is inside of it in?
Perceptor: Think outside of the mirrored cell, Megatron. Think of how long it'll be until you see it again...
Megatron: *cries some more*
9. Movieverse: Ron and Judy Whitwicky decide that Bumblebee needs to official become part of the family. Only thing is, registering an adoption of a giant alien robot has it’s difficulties.
Hmmm, since Bumblebee is way way older than Ron and Judy but still needs them to provide his energy source, would he qualify as a dependent or not? And how exactly would a giant alien robot son count for tax purposes, anyway?
10. Huffer ACTUALLY begins to miss Earth now that he got to leave it.
Huffer: *sigh* The grass is always greener on the other side...
Random non-Earth-smitten 'Bot: What's grass?
Huffer: *is sad*
13. A car show where both Sunstreaker and Tracks failed to get any prizes…
That might actually be a sort of really depressing, narcissistic bonding (not that kind of bonding) experience.
15. Songfic:
Rebel Rebel with Starscream
Is that the song that goes "you've torn your dress"?
19. The Constructicons were not a related Gestalt unlike most of the others. So how do their actual relatives feel about this gestalt partnering?
*loves all permutations*
20. Perceptor has a cunning plan. It involves Chip, Wheeljack and to convince the Decepticons that humans can become hybrid human/Cybertronian.
No! Perceptor! Do you want to encourage them to capture and torture humans as scientific experiments? *thinks* Actually, that might get Starscream off of Megatron's back if he was put in charge of an assignment that appealed to both his pre-war and during-war personalities.
21. The Autobots are known for having ‘unique’ members of the faction, some with glitches. For the Decepticons those with glitches would be killed so for them they are MUCH better at hiding them.
Hmmm... With the Decepticons, perhaps even being 'unique' is a bad thing. Yet all the 'Cons we see are pretty unique in some way... Maybe the higher-up you get in the 'Con hierarchy, the more acceptable it is to be different?
22. Red Alert has a son/daughter and names him/her Glitch.
Isn't that kind of mean? Wait... *thinking of the tiny bit of Naruto I've experienced* What if Red Alert 'exorcised' his glitch and the harmless leftover whatever formed into a tiny spark?
24. Someone gets stuck mid-transformation.
Have you seen the Lil Formers comic with
SkyJetfire stuck like that?25. A teenage parent (Transformer)
Soundwave! Or... hm. Megatron.
28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!