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Heck, everyone else is posting today. So me too!

Edit: Sorry for the underlines but LJ won't let me get rid of em.

I blame you guys for the first few bunnies!

And some more down the line too, plus the ones that have yet to be born ect… ect…

1. Some Transformers were end-of-the-line stock. This has resulted in them having a limited lifespan.

A. There is no-one currently around who understands fully how Quintesson designs work, So no-one knows how to alter or remove the biological clock of those deadend stocks.
They have studied endlessly. One such Scientist is Perceptor. Only he has a lot more invested into the research. For he is one of those with the ticking clock and he knows it’s reaching it’s end.

2. Typo of 1.A inspired this one.
Typo was: Only he has a lot more infested…

Perceptor was created as a virus carrier. Those who interface with him become stricken and eventually die. Perceptor had no problem at first of his built in function, in fact he enjoyed the power he had, that was until he fell in love…

3. Bunnies multiply, why not Perceptor? ^^
Megatron please meet, Perceptor and Perceptor and Perceptor and this is Perceptor, and over there is Perceptor and that there is Perceptor, this guy is Percy1 and that guy is Percy2, they‘re twins, and this one is…
Megatron: RETREAT!

4. Art: Perceptor in complete Nerd outfit.

5. The Transformers get transported to the world of Smurf’s. (And happen to be the same size.)

6. ?: Think outside of the box.
?: That begs the question; what is inside of it in?

7. Bluestreak/Huffer
Bluestreak gets punished for going off on a fight by becoming an assistant to Huffer in fixing-up the Ark. The pair of young bots discover they actually have a lot more in common then they thought.
(Going with Kirin’s posted bunny with Huffer being youngest or just young if you prefer)

8. More infected Perceptor.
During an experiment Perceptor gets doused in a chemical. Unfortunately for him it causes a reaction. Now anyone he touches (or touches him) becomes automatically smitten with the Sex-god that is Percy.

9. Movieverse: Ron and Judy Whitwicky decide that Bumblebee needs to official become part of the family. Only thing is, registering an adoption of a giant alien robot has it’s difficulties.
A. Sam and ‘Bee freak! Sam’s parents don’t know there are actually a little closer then brotherly. *wink, wink*

10. Huffer has never liked being on Earth. He always had something to complain about the mud-ball. Finally he gets the chance to return home, but home isn’t how he remembers it, and Huffer ACTUALLY begins to miss Earth now that he got to leave it.

11. Prowl drunk? He’s drunk? Something bad happens to Prowl (pick your torture/angst/humorous take ect..) and he turns to the proverbial bottle.

12. With all the media frenzy Sparkplug and Spike become under scrutiny. Then the authorities find out that they both lied in order for Spike to work on the oil rig where they first met the Autobots. That Spike was in fact under-age.
(Has been done on a previous bunny list?)

13. Sunstreaker and Tracks come back from patrol in a rather miserable mood. Neither wants to talk. Sideswipe does some digging to find what’s eating his brother. What he finds sends him into action. Cue Rec room entertainment and a video recording of a car show. A car show where both Sunstreaker and Tracks failed to get any prizes…
And Sideswipe disappears never to be seen of again.

14. Songfic:
Lean on Me with Trailbreaker.

15. Songfic:
Rebel Rebel with Starscream

16. Gears Hypochondria gets worse. Worse to the point he’s hurting himself just to get a visit with Ratchet.

17. Ever heard of Nursemaids right?
Well Blaster and Soundwave are Nursemaid bots.

18. There are all sorts of relationships that the Twins and Red Alert have been written with. Well following 17’s theme. Red Alert was the Twins Nursemaid. Or the Twins were Red Alerts. ORRRR they all had the same Nursemaid even though they weren’t related. And nursing sparklings develop just as strong a bond as natural siblings.

(Addtional: Another of those telepathy bunnies. Can't remember exactly from whcih post now. :( )
19. The Constructicons were not a related Gestalt unlike most of the others. So how do their actual relatives feel about this gestalt partnering?
A. Hook is Ratchet’s little brother. However no-one knows as Ratchet disowned his brother… not because he’s now a Decepticon but because they had an argument where Hook refused to follow Ratchet as a medic.
(Of course Hook couldn’t help but learn a few tricks of the trade in the process)
B. Scavenger and Bluestreak are non-identical twins. But neither can remember they had a brother.
(Come on this one is an adorable brother-ing!)
C. Longhaul has a son. Only he died during the war. Shock horror as it is revealed that Motormaster is his reborn son!
D. Or it’s Hook who had a son die in the war… only to be reborn as First Aid. <<< my fav! ^^

20. Perceptor has a cunning plan. It involves Chip, Wheeljack and to convince the Decepticons that humans can become hybrid human/Cybertronian.
Or
just the Decepticons don’t know an awful lot about humans and when they meet Chip for the first time, they freak! It’s a Human/Cybertronian monstrous hybrid!

21. The Autobots are known for having ‘unique’ members of the faction, some with glitches. For the Decepticons those with glitches would be killed so for them they are MUCH better at hiding them.

22. Red Alert has a son/daughter and names him/her Glitch. The Decepticons kidnap Glitch to use as a pawn against the Autobots. Red Alert is furious! The Decepticons had better beware!

23. Movieverse: Some Transformers didn’t quite get Earth customs. So Optimus had to play some major chaos control when gossip spread around about a Monkey driving a car.

24. Someone gets stuck mid-transformation.

25. A teenage parent (Transformer)

26. Transformers/Justice League crossover

(Additional: Damn the telepathy!
http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/67697.html That wavelength gets closer and closer. Just look at bunnies 7 & 8 from the link. I assure you no cheating was involved!)

27. My previous list was littered with Phobia bunnies so I’ve thought some more. And looked at a Phobia list here
http://phobialist.com/
and, well story short the Bunnies bred like craaa-aay-zz-y!

A. Silverbolt has Acro/Altophobia, so what if all the other Aerialbots had their own phobia’s?
BrontoPhobia- (Fear of Thunder and lightning)? Would be interesting one for Skydive.
Catapedaphobia- (Fear of jumping from high and low places.)? Slingshot has size issue which convert into this?
Dystychiphobia- (Fear of accidents.)? For all the Aerialbots over Fireflight?
Eremophobia- (Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.)? Would work for anyone, or any Gestalt for that matter.
Levophobia- (Fear of things to the left side of the body)?
Nephophobia- (Fear of clouds.)?
Stenophobia- (Fear of narrow things or places.)? He refused to go through the ravine. It was closed-in, the walls were too close!

B. Ambulophobia - (The fear of walking.)
Makes me think Ambulance and then followed by Ratchet.

C. Anuptaphobia - (Fear of Staying single):
Perceptor can’t help himself. Being without a bonded terrifies him.

D. Inferno develops Arsonophobia - (Fear of Fire)

E. Sunstreaker and Tracks have genuine Atelophobia - (fear of imperfection.)
Well Sunstreaker does. Tracks is just a vain aft-head. ^^

G. Nostophobia- (Fear of returning home.)
Someone sabotages the Ark. No-one knows who, no-one knows why.

H. Just a further list of Phobia’s with potential!

Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- ((1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.)
My evil side says give it to Cliffjumper!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- (Fear of long words.)
Hee hee Perceptor gets payback!
Or Perceptor gets the condition himself.
Depends on how nice or nasty you want to be to him.

Hoplophobia- (Fear of firearms.)
First Aid?

Mechanophobia- (Fear of machines.)

Metallophobia- (Fear of metal.)

Motorphobia- (Fear of automobiles.)
Hodophobia- (Fear of road travel)
Would seriously suck for someone to have anyone of these.

Onomatophobia- (Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.)
Me: BUNNY!
Perceptor: AAAAHHH!

Porphyrophobia- (Fear of the color purple)
Skywarp finds the best pranking target Ever!

Tyrannophobia-(Fear of tyrants.)
Megatron would make use of this one.

28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!

29. Transformers/D&D (Cartoon) crossover
Six Transformers finds themselves in the Realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
Perceptor as The Magician?
Sunstreaker as The Cavalier?
Mirage as The Thief?
Grimlock as The Barbarian?
Jazz as The Acrobat?
Prowl as The Ranger?

30. Transmetal Transformers G1 Stylee!

31. He couldn’t die. No matter how often he tried, Death didn’t want him.

32. They are the Kamikazi. Those that would fight first and willingly die in order for victory.

33. ?: If my sacrifice ensures the end of the war then I will lay down my life for peace.

(Additional: http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/67697.html From here my bunny shares alike with number 19. I am seriously scared now.)
34. Brittle metal (Bone) disease.
He couldn’t go into battle, his body couldn’t stand the strain of even a punch.

35. There were no Mini-bots until the Transformers crashed on Earth. Mini-Bots were part of a secret government experiment resulting in sentient machines.

36. Movieverse: Bumblebee is a human creation.

37. Bigger bots. It was the bigger bots. L
The Transformers are giant to us but they are small to some other species.

38. Optimus doesn’t want to be Prime anymore and he’ll do anything to get demoted. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!

39. OC warning.
DiamondEye was a highly ranked Decepticon Femme. Second only to Megatron.
She decides to join the Earth based Decepticons and implements some of her plans. Megatron fawns to her so agrees to most of them. Some mechs are happy with the arrangements, some are definitely not! For one thing DiamondEye insists on a crèche for sparklings. The youngest of the crew don’t appreciate it. Namely The Cassettes, half the Constructicons, ALL of the Stunticons, Skywarp, Reflector ect..

40. Movieverse: Interfacing is strictly forbidden in Transformer lore. So when Sam and Mikaela are caught in the act the Autobots react in a very frightening way.

41. Santa visit’s the Transformers.
Red Alert freaks at how he manages to avoid the security measures..
The Decepticons fear it’s a human attack and determine to slaughter the magical squishy.

42. One of the Seekers/coneheads/Aerials challenges Santa and his Reindeer to a flight race.

43.
Skywarp: I’m under attack! By flying bipedal animals pulling a fat red squishy!
On-duty communications officer: Pull the other one Warp. I’m not going to fall for one of your pranks.

45. Gory Art: Perceptor with a manic grin covered in the blood of those of us in the Bunny Farm. (Perhaps with body parts strewn about)

(Additional: Bunny farm inspired Bunny! I may have discovered the secret!)
46. It appears that a demon is stalking the Bunny farm. It lurks in the shadows, stealing bunnies and letting them loose on the Transformers world. In one world it is spotted!

47. When I looked into his eyes I saw the Universe!

48. Pregnancy is rare with Transformers, so the idea that any of them would want to abort is frankly sick in their optics.
(I am Pro-choice myself but thought about how a dying society would deal between freedom of individual choice and selfish species-preservation.)

49. Cybertron has failed to evolve in millions of years. How does a society that lives an unchanging lifestyle cope when they discover a complete upheaval of all their beliefs and way of life?

50. Sunstorm finally meets his God, Primus, and finds himself actually unimpressed.

52. Ratchet prescribes Red Alert with a prescription for his glitch. At some point though (either distracted and not paying attention to his intake or heavily glitching) Red Alert overdoses.

53. They were the coven. Performing illegal magicks in a society that thrived on Technology. If they were to be discovered then they would be burned at the proverbial stake.

54. Megatron built Perceptor. To spy on the Autobots.

55. Interface to survive!
Cybertronian’s must interface often or their functions would gradually shut-down.

56. The Mini-bots were the subjects of a medical facility. For testing the safety of products and such. (A Cybertron facility)

57. The Autobots are required to take the human driving tests.

58. Perceptor, Blaster, Soundwave and Reflector are the Cybertronian Paparazzi.

59. Censorship is issued on Cybertron. Pre-war paraphernalia is to be removed or destroyed.

60. Transformers have a bible. Only it’s called the Primus Scriptures instead.

61. Lost in the sea of space is the Holy Grail of Cybertron (not the Allspark dudes)
It is the Spark of the First Cybertronian. By merging with this Spark the bearer will be endowed with God-Like powers. Immortality, all-sight, the power to influence, to create, to shape minds…

62. The keeper of the World.
It was his task to ensure balanace. Such as that between good and evil. And he knew such things were more complex then the naked eye could see.

64. Neverending Story quote:
“Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has... the power!”

65: Transformers/Neverending Story crossover.
The nothing comes to the world of Transformers, the only way to stop it is to find the child-like Empress and name her. Only no-one knows where to look, or what she looks like, let alone her name and all hope looks lost.

66.
AU Humans arrive on the peace loving planet of Cybertron. They take control and enslave the Cybertron race. The Autobots takes pleasure in serving their masters, their extra peaceful nature denying them sight of rebelling. The Decepticons on the other hand forego the ways of peace in order to reclaim their home planet from the vile intruders. They have sympathy for the Autobot fools but would still kill them (if they got in the way) in order to attain freedom once more.

68. Prowl likes everything even , he‘s got OCD!
(because I wanted the list to finish on an even number too. ^^)

Ephebiphobia- (Fear of teenagers)
Starscream: Megatron help me! The Autobots have sent out the… the.. Teen Humans!!!!

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63. Neverending Story quote:
“They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they? I always thought that's what they were. My little friends. The *enter name here*, the *enter name here*, even the *enter name here*. I couldn't hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.”

My mind keeps screaming Omega Supreme and the Constructicons. And nothing else. Especially the 'I failed' bit. It just...just...*flails* it just fits!

42. One of the Seekers/coneheads/Aerials challenges Santa and his Reindeer to a flight race.

...and gets left in the dust XD

19. The Constructicons were not a related Gestalt unlike most of the others. So how do their actual relatives feel about this gestalt partnering?

D. Or it’s Hook who had a son die in the war… only to be reborn as First Aid. <<< my fav! ^^

Yus please! Either or! Or both! Please, someone? For the bunnies? (The second one has a special place in my bunny-ridden heart, though. I wish I could adopt it T_T )

First Aid and Hook/Constructicon interaction has irresistable appeal, it seems. At least to me ^^;

63. Neverending Story quote:
“They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they? I always thought that's what they were. My little friends. The *enter name here*, the *enter name here*, even the *enter name here*. I couldn't hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.”

My mind keeps screaming Omega Supreme and the Constructicons. And nothing else. Especially the 'I failed' bit. It just...just...*flails* it just fits!

When I posted this I had no thought whatsoever of Omega Supreme and I am ashamed as you are absolutley right. It fits!

42. One of the Seekers/coneheads/Aerials challenges Santa and his Reindeer to a flight race.

...and gets left in the dust XD

But the advantage being no-one would beleive Santa is real anyway.

Santa: Choke on my Reindeer Poop, Decepticon!

19. The Constructicons were not a related Gestalt unlike most of the others. So how do their actual relatives feel about this gestalt partnering?

D. Or it’s Hook who had a son die in the war… only to be reborn as First Aid. <<< my fav! ^^

Yus please! Either or! Or both! Please, someone? For the bunnies? (The second one has a special place in my bunny-ridden heart, though. I wish I could adopt it T_T )

First Aid and Hook/Constructicon interaction has irresistable appeal, it seems. At least to me ^^;

*Joins in the choral for someone to adopt it!*
And nope your not the only one drawn to that combination. ^^

Just so I don't forget before I post... one of Soundwave's cassettes got bored of spreading telepathy and messed up some of your HTML.

1. Some Transformers were end-of-the-line stock. This has resulted in them having a limited lifespan.

So that's 'old age', huh? *ponders* What if the ticking was actually audible near the end and slowly got faster and louder? Creepy...

3. Megatron: RETREAT!

Megatron: *runs into wall of mirrored prison cell*
Perceptor (in stereo): Oh, no no no, Megatron. Stay and enjoy my - OUR - company for a while. Aren't you curious to find out what it's like being the kidnappee for a change? *slow, evil smile*
Megatron: *cries*

6. ?: Think outside of the box.
?: That begs the question; what is inside of it in?

Perceptor: Think outside of the mirrored cell, Megatron. Think of how long it'll be until you see it again...
Megatron: *cries some more*

9. Movieverse: Ron and Judy Whitwicky decide that Bumblebee needs to official become part of the family. Only thing is, registering an adoption of a giant alien robot has it’s difficulties.

Hmmm, since Bumblebee is way way older than Ron and Judy but still needs them to provide his energy source, would he qualify as a dependent or not? And how exactly would a giant alien robot son count for tax purposes, anyway?

10. Huffer ACTUALLY begins to miss Earth now that he got to leave it.

Huffer: *sigh* The grass is always greener on the other side...
Random non-Earth-smitten 'Bot: What's grass?
Huffer: *is sad*

13. A car show where both Sunstreaker and Tracks failed to get any prizes…

That might actually be a sort of really depressing, narcissistic bonding (not that kind of bonding) experience.

15. Songfic:
Rebel Rebel with Starscream

Is that the song that goes "you've torn your dress"?

19. The Constructicons were not a related Gestalt unlike most of the others. So how do their actual relatives feel about this gestalt partnering?

*loves all permutations*

20. Perceptor has a cunning plan. It involves Chip, Wheeljack and to convince the Decepticons that humans can become hybrid human/Cybertronian.

No! Perceptor! Do you want to encourage them to capture and torture humans as scientific experiments? *thinks* Actually, that might get Starscream off of Megatron's back if he was put in charge of an assignment that appealed to both his pre-war and during-war personalities.

21. The Autobots are known for having ‘unique’ members of the faction, some with glitches. For the Decepticons those with glitches would be killed so for them they are MUCH better at hiding them.

Hmmm... With the Decepticons, perhaps even being 'unique' is a bad thing. Yet all the 'Cons we see are pretty unique in some way... Maybe the higher-up you get in the 'Con hierarchy, the more acceptable it is to be different?

22. Red Alert has a son/daughter and names him/her Glitch.

Isn't that kind of mean? Wait... *thinking of the tiny bit of Naruto I've experienced* What if Red Alert 'exorcised' his glitch and the harmless leftover whatever formed into a tiny spark?

24. Someone gets stuck mid-transformation.

Have you seen the Lil Formers comic with ~~Sky~~Jetfire stuck like that?

25. A teenage parent (Transformer)

Soundwave! Or... hm. Megatron.

28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!

Just so I don't forget before I post... one of Soundwave's cassettes got bored of spreading telepathy and messed up some of your HTML.

*Groans* LJ hates me. It could also be Perceptor getting vengeance.
Ooooh Perceptor as an internet ghost!
*cough* A-hem this is a reply to reply not another list. It's bad when they start growing so quickly after posting the current ones.

1. Some Transformers were end-of-the-line stock. This has resulted in them having a limited lifespan.

So that's 'old age', huh? *ponders* What if the ticking was actually audible near the end and slowly got faster and louder? Creepy...

Huh?*Reads bunny again* O-hhhh. My grammar is not perfect. I meant end-of-the-line as in the last to be built with the remains of material
But yes Love the ticking clock image!
Perhaps I may even write a drabble...
Or drabbles...
Can't dig in on a full blown fic but it would be a good start into the fandom proper. (I have yet to write an actual Transformer story)
And sorry totally going off tangent.
Back to comments!

3. Megatron: RETREAT!

Megatron: *runs into wall of mirrored prison cell*
Perceptor (in stereo): Oh, no no no, Megatron. Stay and enjoy my - OUR - company for a while. Aren't you curious to find out what it's like being the kidnappee for a change? *slow, evil smile*
Megatron: *cries*

Heehee.
Gosh darnit more bunny. >_<
Each clone of Perceptor is more unstable then the last. And the orginal is being kept prisoner.

6. ?: Think outside of the box.
?: That begs the question; what is inside of it in?

Perceptor: Think outside of the mirrored cell, Megatron. Think of how long it'll be until you see it again...
Megatron: *cries some more*

Poor Megatron, but tough luck for him as I am not getting involved here.

9. Movieverse: Ron and Judy Whitwicky decide that Bumblebee needs to official become part of the family. Only thing is, registering an adoption of a giant alien robot has it’s difficulties.

Hmmm, since Bumblebee is way way older than Ron and Judy but still needs them to provide his energy source, would he qualify as a dependent or not? And how exactly would a giant alien robot son count for tax purposes, anyway?

He could be considered a Dependant if the authorities use Cybertron age and Bumblebee is under in that.

10. Huffer ACTUALLY begins to miss Earth now that he got to leave it.

Huffer: *sigh* The grass is always greener on the other side...
Random non-Earth-smitten 'Bot: What's grass?
Huffer: *is sad*

And Wheeljack would offer to create Cybertron grass for Huffer. Only it would be like a mine field. :)
Because Wheeljack wouldn't be able to resist a nice little 'splody somewhere.

13. A car show where both Sunstreaker and Tracks failed to get any prizes…

That might actually be a sort of really depressing, narcissistic bonding (not that kind of bonding) experience.

Poor fella's.

15. Songfic:
Rebel Rebel with Starscream

Is that the song that goes "you've torn your dress"?

That's the One. Bowie!

19. The Constructicons were not a related Gestalt unlike most of the others. So how do their actual relatives feel about this gestalt partnering?

*loves all permutations*

^_^

20. Perceptor has a cunning plan. It involves Chip, Wheeljack and to convince the Decepticons that humans can become hybrid human/Cybertronian.

No! Perceptor! Do you want to encourage them to capture and torture humans as scientific experiments? *thinks* Actually, that might get Starscream off of Megatron's back if he was put in charge of an assignment that appealed to both his pre-war and during-war personalities.

Perceptor: Yes, yes that is it.
*That'll teach Chip for insulting my experiments *giggles*

21. The Autobots are known for having ‘unique’ members of the faction, some with glitches. For the Decepticons those with glitches would be killed so for them they are MUCH better at hiding them.

Hmmm... With the Decepticons, perhaps even being 'unique' is a bad thing. Yet all the 'Cons we see are pretty unique in some way... Maybe the higher-up you get in the 'Con hierarchy, the more acceptable it is to be different?

Unique is the uniformity of the Decepticons. It's when they tow the line the other Decepticons get suspicious.

22. Red Alert has a son/daughter and names him/her Glitch.

Isn't that kind of mean? Wait... *thinking of the tiny bit of Naruto I've experienced* What if Red Alert 'exorcised' his glitch and the harmless leftover whatever formed into a tiny spark?

Not if Red Alert wants his Sparkling to be face the prejudice head-on and prove everyone wrong?
And LOVE the interpretation you put there.

24. Someone gets stuck mid-transformation.

Have you seen the Lil Formers comic with SkyJetfire stuck like that?

I missed that one.

25. A teenage parent (Transformer)

Soundwave! Or... hm. Megatron.

Megatron?! *laughs* Like to read that.

*pictures Sparkling!Megatron wailing as Soundwave and Shockwave frantically search for his ~~potty chair~~ throne*

29. Six Transformers finds themselves in the Realm of Dungeons & Dragons!

Maybe they could compete with a 'Con party? Or a mixed party?

31. He couldn’t die. No matter how often he tried, Death didn’t want him.

Optimus and Megatron. Death rejects Optimus because he doesn't fear Death but rather treats it (him?) as a friend, and Death appreciates whatever friends he can get. Death rejects Megatron because what kind of CEO would willingly accept the resignation of his best recruiting officer?

38. Optimus doesn’t want to be Prime anymore and he’ll do anything to get demoted. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!

Optimus: *glomps Megatron* Decepticons rock! Can I move in with you guys?? The Autobots are so boooring!!!
Megatron: !
Starscream: *laughing his aft off*

39. Megatron fawns to her

For the predictable reason? Or some other reason?

...half the Constructicons...

Ooh, which half? It'd be funny if Scavenger was actually one of the older ones...

40. So when Sam and Mikaela are caught in the act the Autobots react in a very frightening way.

A 'burn the witch!' kind of way? And why didn't they object when Sam and Mikaela engaged in pre-interfacing behavior on Bumblebee's hood?

41. Red Alert freaks at how he manages to avoid the security measures..

I bet he wouldn't be so mad if Santa brought him a cure for his glitch for Christmas.

The Decepticons fear it’s a human attack and determine to slaughter the magical squishy.

Except for the ones who aren't mature enough to consider the possible threat (i.e. almost all of them) when the reward for just allowing the 'invasion' is free cool stuff.

28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!

*pictures Sparkling!Megatron wailing as Soundwave and Shockwave frantically search for his potty chair throne*

Megatron: I don't want the commoners potty, I want mine! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Soundwave and Shockwave: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Megatron: WAAAAAAAAHHHH
S&S: AHHHHHHHH
-- lmao I just realised if you pair Megs with either of them, you get S&M or S&M&M. ^_^

29. Six Transformers finds themselves in the Realm of Dungeons & Dragons!

Maybe they could compete with a 'Con party? Or a mixed party?

Decepticon Orcs as well? Hell yes!
Unciron as Venger. Actually both have horns. Oh and that would leave Primus as The Dungeon Master.

31. He couldn’t die. No matter how often he tried, Death didn’t want him.

Optimus and Megatron. Death rejects Optimus because he doesn't fear Death but rather treats it (him?) as a friend, and Death appreciates whatever friends he can get. Death rejects Megatron because what kind of CEO would willingly accept the resignation of his best recruiting officer?

Life followed it's inevitable flow. From birth through to Death. Yet for two beings, their stream of life never reached it's last breath at the Sea of Death. Their stream was Oroborous. At times calm, at others a fury, but it's purpose was eternally unending. Every so often the raft would capsize but the fingers of Death would right it once more.
*Yeah ummm haven't really got an idea about what I just wrote here.*

38. Optimus doesn’t want to be Prime anymore and he’ll do anything to get demoted. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!

Optimus: *glomps Megatron* Decepticons rock! Can I move in with you guys?? The Autobots are so boooring!!!
Megatron: !
Starscream: *laughing his aft off*

Optimus: I'll even give you the Matrix. You can be Prime instead.
Starscream: *shuts his mouth in shock*

39. Megatron fawns to her

For the predictable reason? Or some other reason?

Well I was debating between Fear or Fancy.

...half the Constructicons...

Ooh, which half? It'd be funny if Scavenger was actually one of the older ones...

I was thinking Hook, Scavanger and Mixmaster.
Older Svanager amuses me though. :)

40. So when Sam and Mikaela are caught in the act the Autobots react in a very frightening way.

A 'burn the witch!' kind of way? And why didn't they object when Sam and Mikaela engaged in pre-interfacing behavior on Bumblebee's hood?

Well absolute disgust at least. But yes Burn the Witch feeling wouldn't be beyond them.
And anything bar interfacing is OK though.

41. Red Alert freaks at how he manages to avoid the security measures..

I bet he wouldn't be so mad if Santa brought him a cure for his glitch for Christmas.

:) I bet.. but would he be suspicious?

The Decepticons fear it’s a human attack and determine to slaughter the magical squishy.

Except for the ones who aren't mature enough to consider the possible threat (i.e. almost all of them) when the reward for just allowing the 'invasion' is free cool stuff.

Megatron: Kill it!
*Santa gives him a cannon-shaped wrapped present.*
Megatron: Ooooooh. Belay that order.

42. One of the Seekers/coneheads/Aerials challenges Santa and his Reindeer to a flight race.

And lose? *cackles*
Megatron: *contemplates how one would attach rocket launchers to reindeer*
Starscream and other fliers: *beg the Constructicons not to build magical mechanical reindeer that will render the fliers worthless*

43. Skywarp: I’m under attack! By flying bipedal animals pulling a fat red squishy!
On-duty communications officer: Pull the other one Warp. I’m not going to fall for one of your pranks.

A communications officer besides Soundwave? One of his cassettes, maybe. And is Skywarp just panicking and thinking they're attacking him, or are they really attacking him?

Santa: You've been on my naughty list for millions of years! Take that!
Skywarp: Wait! I can give you access to a bunch of people that I know are much naughtier than me!
Santa: Selling out your own comrades? Your list of naughty deeds grows longer!... but I have been wanting to get at Megatron for a while... We may be able to cut some sort of deal here...
Skywarp: *sigh of relief* You wouldn't happen to be related to someone named Swindle, would you?

44. Percy: SHHHHHHH! Don’t say it! Just don’t say their demonic leader’s name!

Megatron: *is confused* Wait, so you're relieved that I kidnapped you today?
Perceptor: I saw it lurking in every shadow on the Ark! It was only a matter of time before it got me! So yes, I'm very grateful. I might even give you a better price for my assistance with this device of yours...
Megatron: I saved you from some mysterious evil and your idea of gratitude is charging me less? Swindle's starting to rub off on you.
Perceptor: Maaaybe... Say, where are we, anyway?
Megatron: Some place called Easter Island... why?
Perceptor: *frozen with terror* *frantically comms the Ark* Megatron has allied himself with the Emperor of Bunnies! We're DOOMED!!!!
Red Alert: Hey, that's my line...

46. It appears that a demon is stalking the Bunny farm. It lurks in the shadows, stealing bunnies and letting them loose on the Transformers world. In one world it is spotted!

Perceptor *is* the demon! All the terrible bunnies posted at the Farm are red herrings he's planted to avoid suspicion!

47. When I looked into his eyes I saw the Universe!

Hmmm... (http://alabaster-demon.livejournal.com/1437.html)

50. Sunstorm finally meets his God, Primus, and finds himself actually unimpressed.

*loves*

61. Lost in the sea of space is the Holy Grail of Cybertron (not the Allspark dudes)
It is the Spark of the First Cybertronian. By merging with this Spark the bearer will be endowed with God-Like powers. Immortality, all-sight, the power to influence, to create, to shape minds…

Sounds kind of like Unicron...!

42. One of the Seekers/coneheads/Aerials challenges Santa and his Reindeer to a flight race.

And lose? *cackles*
Megatron: *contemplates how one would attach rocket launchers to reindeer*
Starscream and other fliers: *beg the Constructicons not to build magical mechanical reindeer that will render the fliers worthless*

*Constructicons demand a price. They get to make alterations to the Seekers including antlers on them.*

44. Percy: SHHHHHHH! Don’t say it! Just don’t say their demonic leader’s name!

Megatron: *is confused* Wait, so you're relieved that I kidnapped you today?
Perceptor: I saw it lurking in every shadow on the Ark! It was only a matter of time before it got me! So yes, I'm very grateful. I might even give you a better price for my assistance with this device of yours...
Megatron: I saved you from some mysterious evil and your idea of gratitude is charging me less? Swindle's starting to rub off on you.
Perceptor: Maaaybe... Say, where are we, anyway?
Megatron: Some place called Easter Island... why?
Perceptor: *frozen with terror* *frantically comms the Ark* Megatron has allied himself with the Emperor of Bunnies! We're DOOMED!!!!
Red Alert: Hey, that's my line...

*Ground shakes as something big approachs*
Megatron: What is that?
Perceptor: Nonononononononononononononono!
*Big pink furry bunny comes around the corner*
Bunny: I AM THE BUNNY KING!!!!!

46. It appears that a demon is stalking the Bunny farm. It lurks in the shadows, stealing bunnies and letting them loose on the Transformers world. In one world it is spotted!

Perceptor *is* the demon! All the terrible bunnies posted at the Farm are red herrings he's planted to avoid suspicion!

O_O Perceptor has manipulated us all!

47. When I looked into his eyes I saw the Universe!

Hmmm...

Will comment to that.

50. Sunstorm finally meets his God, Primus, and finds himself actually unimpressed.

*loves*

^_^

61. Lost in the sea of space is the Holy Grail of Cybertron (not the Allspark dudes)
It is the Spark of the First Cybertronian. By merging with this Spark the bearer will be endowed with God-Like powers. Immortality, all-sight, the power to influence, to create, to shape minds…

Sounds kind of like Unicron...!

So Galvatron may have lost the battle but he finds by far the Greater prize.

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11. Aww, poor Prowl. Sad thing is that I can really picture it, too. *pets him*

Prowl: G'way. Le'mme 'lone. SHHHHHH! I is Drunkenness.... Zzzzzzzzzzzz

21. I've been contemplating a Decepticons-with-glitches bunny myself for awhile now, but not quite the same as this one. Look for numbers 18 and 19 on my next posting of bunnies.

*Goes to find some telepathy warding amulets*

27. *laughs* Now I see what you mean by the telepathy here! xD
Yes and this case was just a little toooo spooky. I wonder if there is a Phobia for bunny Telepathy?
BunTelephoba?

31. Priiiiime. Poor guys needs a break, but Primus just keeps tossing him back into the chaos.

Optimus: I am dying the Matrix I pass to you.
---
Optimus: I am dying I pass the Matrix to you.
----
Optimus: I am dying I pass the Matri... HANG ON! How many times are we going to do this?!

32. I keep picturing seekers crashing full-speed into gestalts or other mechs after reading this one.

LOL

34. I officially dub you my internet twin. Our psychic bond will forever effect our bunny-making.

Gah *sputters*
That sounded dirty. O_O

(You see what I mean though about the similarities?)

37. I can't help but see giant alien children waving the transformers around in the air like they were toys and making moch-battles with them. xD

Optimus: We Autobots can fly now Meagtron there is no escape.
Megatron: Curse these monstrous younglings!
Cliffjumper: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Chip: What? Whose messed with my wheelchair again?!

55. And Ratchet, as the doctor, would dutifully remind them every few months or so that they're due for another interface, so they better get going.

*spittles* Oh god. XD

57. Sideswipe: "Hi there! Sunny and I are here to take our driving tes-"
Instructor: "Fail."
Sideswipe: "... huh? But hey, wait, that's not fa-"
Instructor: "Fail. I've seen you two on the news, and I refuse to get in either of you."

Twins: We passed!
Prowl: What? How?
Sunstreaker: Because we are just that good.
Prowl: Let me see the Licences.
Sideswipe: We passed why do you need to see it?
Prowl: Give it to me, now.
*Twins grumble but hand it over*
Prowl: Yes, I see. I didn't know human Driving License were written in scribbles and the images were art renditions. The colouring isn't even in the lines.
Sunstreaker: Told you to let me do it.

61. The First Spark has been found. But what the discoverers didn't expect was that it was still in the chassis of the First Cybertronian... Oh, I'm seeing all kinds of possibilities for this one. Pity I have writer's ADD and can never stick around long enough to actually write a fic.

I get that too. Can't for the life of me finish any stories I write. Been working on a Silent Hill story for about six years!

64. Megatron! He took control of a whole faction filled with mechs looking for a better life in a corrupt society and twisted them into bloodthirsty soldiers.

And thus arose the Decepticons. Yes can see that.

Ephebiphobia- (Fear of teenagers)
Starscream: Megatron help me! The Autobots have sent out the… the.. Teen Humans!!!!

I'LL PROTECT YOU STARSCREAM! <3333333 Well, I will in two years. D: Then I shall no longer be a teenager.

Your 18?
I'm ten years older then you. ^^

1. *cries* Perceptor's gonna die. *cries* I love the bunny though. It's amazing! *hopes someone adopts*

2. *LOVES* He's a Black Widow! Kind of. I wonder why his creators made him a Virus Carrier and how he/they kept this fact off his medical records. And who did he fall in love with, I wonder. And... he seriously enjoyed killing his lovers? *LOVES*

3. I have never seen Megatron so scared. *LOVES*

4. *CACKLES*

5. Prowl: *crashes*

6. I can see Perceptor conducting an experiment to determine what is inside of the box.

Optimus: "Why does he need to do such a thing?"
Ratchet: "Because he thinks so far outside the box that he didn't even know there was one. And you know how he is when he learns something new."
Optimus: *sigh* "He has to learn everything about it. He does know it's a metaphor, right?"
Ratchet: "That's never stopped him before."

7. That would be interesting to see. And I forgot about that bunny of mine.

8. *LOVES* Poor(?) Perceptor!

17. *LOVES* I wonder if anyone knows or if it's their deep dark secret.

18. I want to see this!

19.
A. *LOVES* And I bet Ratchet is now wondering "If I never disowned him, if I had just allowed him his chosen profession, would he still have joined the Decepticons?
D. Poor Hook! *hugs Hook* Don't worry, Scrapper will get your baby back.

20. Those poor Decepticons! *LOVES*

21. *LOVES* So... Hook with his obsessive-compulsive glitch, Skywarp with his ADHD glitch, Mixmaster with his whatever it is glitch... They're not very good at hiding, are they? Maybe their brothers/trine mates cover for them?

23. Movie as in 2007? That'd be funny! So... who's the monkey car?

25. PERCEPTOR!

C. Anuptaphobia - (Fear of Staying single):
Perceptor can’t help himself. Being without a bonded terrifies him.

Poor Perceptor! *drags him over to Blaster, Springer, Wheeljack, Swindle, and Motormaster* There! Pick one!

D. Inferno develops Arsonophobia - (Fear of Fire)

That would be funny. Sad. But funny.

F.

There is no F.

Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- ((1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.)
My evil side says give it to Cliffjumper!

He's going to need a repaint, or he'll be afraid of himself! *watches Cliffjumper* No, put down that yellow paint! It'd be too confusing!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- (Fear of long words.)
Hee hee Perceptor gets payback!
Or Perceptor gets the condition himself.
Depends on how nice or nasty you want to be to him.

Poor Perceptor! Well, if he got the condition himself (and I bet everyone would just assume he went mute because he'd be afraid to talk). If it was someone else, yes he would have some fun with it.

And anyone want to bet that whoever named that phobia was a comedian?

Onomatophobia- (Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.)
Me: BUNNY!
Perceptor: AAAAHHH!

Can't deny Perceptor has that one.

28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!

Sparkling!Megatron: "Give it back or I'll cry!"

29. Sounds interesting! *has never seen the show*

31. I want so badly to say Perceptor, but it sounds more like Starscream.

34. No wonder Perceptor is rarely seen in battle.

1. *cries* Perceptor's gonna die. *cries* I love the bunny though. It's amazing! *hopes someone adopts*

Let's hope he finds the cure.

Happy ending: Perceptor and others like him find a cure.
Sad Ending: There is no cure.
Twisted Ending: A cure is found but for Perceptor was just a little too late.
Twisted but honourable ending: Perceptor finds the cure but dies before having it adminstered. It is name after him in commemoration of the work he put in.

2. *LOVES* He's a Black Widow! Kind of. I wonder why his creators made him a Virus Carrier and how he/they kept this fact off his medical records. And who did he fall in love with, I wonder. And... he seriously enjoyed killing his lovers? *LOVES*

They were powerful mechs with leeway and wanted an assassin to kill off their competition?
And a virus carrier is rather sneaky.
Perceptor of course would see his worth in his creators eyes only by following his function. And when he falls in love the scales fall away.

3. I have never seen Megatron so scared. *LOVES*

And then the rest of the world! As Perceptor won't stop multiplying!

7. That would be interesting to see. And I forgot about that bunny of mine.

Shame on you! It had Huffer in it. :(

It's all Percy Percy, Percy! ;)

19.
A. *LOVES* And I bet Ratchet is now wondering "If I never disowned him, if I had just allowed him his chosen profession, would he still have joined the Decepticons?
D. Poor Hook! *hugs Hook* Don't worry, Scrapper will get your baby back.

Hook: My Brother always thought he was better then me. I want my son away from him! Ratchet will just manipulate him into following his footsteps. I want my son back before that damn brother of mine corrupts him any further.

21. *LOVES* So... Hook with his obsessive-compulsive glitch, Skywarp with his ADHD glitch, Mixmaster with his whatever it is glitch... They're not very good at hiding, are they? Maybe their brothers/trine mates cover for them?

For Decepticons a Glitch could be considered like Thundercracker's empathy for humans?

23. Movie as in 2007? That'd be funny! So... who's the monkey car?

Ooops yeah when I say Movieverse I always mean the latest one.
As for who...
Bluestreak? Prowl? *giggles*

F.

There is no F.

LJ decided it should be at the bottom of the page. It does that to me sometimes. I missed it this time around.

29. Sounds interesting! *has never seen the show*

*GASP!*
Never?
WATCH IT NOW!

44.
?:Why are you hiding Percy?
Perceptor: It’s THE day. Safer to hide.
?: Oh come on, this isn’t like you. What’s so special about today anyway?
Perceptor: *whispers* It’s… it’s Easter!
?: The human holiday? What’s so bad about it? It’s just about chocolate and eggs and the Easter Bunn…
Percy: SHHHHHHH! Don’t say it! Just don’t say their demonic leader’s name!

We have scarred him for life. *is proud*

45. Gory Art: Perceptor with a manic grin covered in the blood of those of us in the Bunny Farm. (Perhaps with body parts strewn about)

... *hires a bodyguard*

It'd be interesting to see though.

46. It appears that a demon is stalking the Bunny farm. It lurks in the shadows, stealing bunnies and letting them loose on the Transformers world. In one world it is spotted!

Interesting...

47. When I looked into his eyes I saw the Universe!

He looked into Perceptor's eyes, and Perceptor knew he saw the truth. There was no more denying it. He didn't belong and now the whole world would know.

48. It'd be interesting to see.

52. And they'd think he deliberately tried to kill himself. Inferno would feel so guilty for not keeping a hold of the medicine and no one would believe Red Alert when he said it was an accident.

Perceptor: "Well, now you know how I fell."
Red Alert: "I accidentally took too much medicine. You shot yourself!"
Perceptor: *sighs*

53. Perceptor, Blaster, and... who else?

54. *LOVES*

55. *wants to see*

57. The Autobots are required to take the human driving tests.

I think I saw a fic where Hound failed for like, three times.

58. *LOVES* Though I bet Red Alert is angry that he wasn't included.

59. Interesting. I wonder how many have hidden some away though.

61. The mention of all-sight makes me think Perceptor has already found this spark. Not that I really needed an excuse to mention him...

62. PERCEPTOR! If the war is going in the Autobots' favor, he helps the Decepticons. If it's in the Decepticons' favor, he helps the Autobots.

63. I love the Neverending Story.

65: Transformers/Neverending Story crossover.
The nothing comes to the world of Transformers, the only way to stop it is to find the child-like Empress and name her. Only no-one knows where to look, or what she looks like, let alone her name and all hope looks lost.

*LOVES* I think I once posted a bunny where Perceptor was the Child-Like Empress reborn. So you can guess who I'll say it is.

66. This would be interesting to see.

67. *LOVES*

I hope I got all the numbers right.

60 is canon. Except it's 'Covenant Of Primus'.

11. Prowl drunk? He’s drunk? Something bad happens to Prowl (pick your torture/angst/humorous take ect..) and he turns to the proverbial bottle.

... And suddenly I see Jazz and Grimlock doing 'team building' excercises with random 'Bots and Prowl just watching.

And then getting absolutely slag-faced and handing out tickets to everyone, 'Bot and 'Con. For nonsensical reasons, like having a name starting with S or broken taillights.

After Prowl just broke them.

67. Apep of Egyptian mythology barters a deal with Megatron. He shall supply the Decepticons with much needed energy in return for their assistance in Apep’s rise to power as God of all Earth and revive the ancient Egyptian ways. Ra, his opposite, discovers the deal Apep has brokered and warns the Autobots.
(Egyptian Gods and Transformers in battle!)
OHMYGODSYES!!!! 8D
*cricket chirps*
...*ahem* Sorry for the outburst. But seriously, that would be the most. Awesome. Thing. Ever.
And you know what would be even better? If the gods and transformers interacted with each other outside of battle, too.
Perceptor and Thoth discussing the similarities and differences between science and magic.
Ironhide and Sekhmet sparring or showing off weapons.
Optimus and Horus debating various leadership tactics.
Sideswipe and Set teaming up to do pranks (oh gods...no one would be safe. No one.).
Ratchet and Isis working together to fix up the victims of the battles/Sideswipe and Set's pranks.
Heh, and all the Decepticons get is a giant temperamental snake that'll eat them if they piss him off.
*snort* And now I'm getting the mental image of one of the humans/minibots playing fetch with Ammit (and she comes back with a bloody heart instead of the stick they threw). XD
Hmm...I wonder how the other pantheons would react to Apep trying to resurrect the Egyptian order (and just the Egyptian order?). How would Apep have even gotten out the Duat anyway? Isn't he supposed to be trapped there or something? Though come to think of it, that could make for a very big plot point....

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