http://alabaster-demon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] alabaster-demon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tf_bunny_farm 2008-09-04 01:05 am (UTC)

Part 3

42. One of the Seekers/coneheads/Aerials challenges Santa and his Reindeer to a flight race.

And lose? *cackles*
Megatron: *contemplates how one would attach rocket launchers to reindeer*
Starscream and other fliers: *beg the Constructicons not to build magical mechanical reindeer that will render the fliers worthless*

43. Skywarp: I’m under attack! By flying bipedal animals pulling a fat red squishy!
On-duty communications officer: Pull the other one Warp. I’m not going to fall for one of your pranks.


A communications officer besides Soundwave? One of his cassettes, maybe. And is Skywarp just panicking and thinking they're attacking him, or are they really attacking him?

Santa: You've been on my naughty list for millions of years! Take that!
Skywarp: Wait! I can give you access to a bunch of people that I know are much naughtier than me!
Santa: Selling out your own comrades? Your list of naughty deeds grows longer!... but I have been wanting to get at Megatron for a while... We may be able to cut some sort of deal here...
Skywarp: *sigh of relief* You wouldn't happen to be related to someone named Swindle, would you?

44. Percy: SHHHHHHH! Don’t say it! Just don’t say their demonic leader’s name!

Megatron: *is confused* Wait, so you're relieved that I kidnapped you today?
Perceptor: I saw it lurking in every shadow on the Ark! It was only a matter of time before it got me! So yes, I'm very grateful. I might even give you a better price for my assistance with this device of yours...
Megatron: I saved you from some mysterious evil and your idea of gratitude is charging me less? Swindle's starting to rub off on you.
Perceptor: Maaaybe... Say, where are we, anyway?
Megatron: Some place called Easter Island... why?
Perceptor: *frozen with terror* *frantically comms the Ark* Megatron has allied himself with the Emperor of Bunnies! We're DOOMED!!!!
Red Alert: Hey, that's my line...

46. It appears that a demon is stalking the Bunny farm. It lurks in the shadows, stealing bunnies and letting them loose on the Transformers world. In one world it is spotted!

Perceptor *is* the demon! All the terrible bunnies posted at the Farm are red herrings he's planted to avoid suspicion!

47. When I looked into his eyes I saw the Universe!

Hmmm... (http://alabaster-demon.livejournal.com/1437.html)

50. Sunstorm finally meets his God, Primus, and finds himself actually unimpressed.

*loves*

61. Lost in the sea of space is the Holy Grail of Cybertron (not the Allspark dudes)
It is the Spark of the First Cybertronian. By merging with this Spark the bearer will be endowed with God-Like powers. Immortality, all-sight, the power to influence, to create, to shape minds…


Sounds kind of like Unicron...!

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