28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!
*pictures Sparkling!Megatron wailing as Soundwave and Shockwave frantically search for his potty chair throne*
Megatron: I don't want the commoners potty, I want mine! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Soundwave and Shockwave: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! Megatron: WAAAAAAAAHHHH S&S: AHHHHHHHH -- lmao I just realised if you pair Megs with either of them, you get S&M or S&M&M. ^_^
29. Six Transformers finds themselves in the Realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
Maybe they could compete with a 'Con party? Or a mixed party?
Decepticon Orcs as well? Hell yes! Unciron as Venger. Actually both have horns. Oh and that would leave Primus as The Dungeon Master.
31. He couldn’t die. No matter how often he tried, Death didn’t want him.
Optimus and Megatron. Death rejects Optimus because he doesn't fear Death but rather treats it (him?) as a friend, and Death appreciates whatever friends he can get. Death rejects Megatron because what kind of CEO would willingly accept the resignation of his best recruiting officer?
Life followed it's inevitable flow. From birth through to Death. Yet for two beings, their stream of life never reached it's last breath at the Sea of Death. Their stream was Oroborous. At times calm, at others a fury, but it's purpose was eternally unending. Every so often the raft would capsize but the fingers of Death would right it once more. *Yeah ummm haven't really got an idea about what I just wrote here.*
38. Optimus doesn’t want to be Prime anymore and he’ll do anything to get demoted. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!
Optimus: *glomps Megatron* Decepticons rock! Can I move in with you guys?? The Autobots are so boooring!!! Megatron: ! Starscream: *laughing his aft off*
Optimus: I'll even give you the Matrix. You can be Prime instead. Starscream: *shuts his mouth in shock*
39. Megatron fawns to her
For the predictable reason? Or some other reason?
Well I was debating between Fear or Fancy.
...half the Constructicons...
Ooh, which half? It'd be funny if Scavenger was actually one of the older ones...
I was thinking Hook, Scavanger and Mixmaster. Older Svanager amuses me though. :)
40. So when Sam and Mikaela are caught in the act the Autobots react in a very frightening way.
A 'burn the witch!' kind of way? And why didn't they object when Sam and Mikaela engaged in pre-interfacing behavior on Bumblebee's hood?
Well absolute disgust at least. But yes Burn the Witch feeling wouldn't be beyond them. And anything bar interfacing is OK though.
41. Red Alert freaks at how he manages to avoid the security measures..
I bet he wouldn't be so mad if Santa brought him a cure for his glitch for Christmas.
:) I bet.. but would he be suspicious?
The Decepticons fear it’s a human attack and determine to slaughter the magical squishy.
Except for the ones who aren't mature enough to consider the possible threat (i.e. almost all of them) when the reward for just allowing the 'invasion' is free cool stuff.
Megatron: Kill it! *Santa gives him a cannon-shaped wrapped present.* Megatron: Ooooooh. Belay that order.
Re: Part 2
*pictures Sparkling!Megatron wailing as Soundwave and Shockwave frantically search for his potty chair throne*
Megatron: I don't want the commoners potty, I want mine! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Soundwave and Shockwave: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Megatron: WAAAAAAAAHHHH
S&S: AHHHHHHHH
-- lmao I just realised if you pair Megs with either of them, you get S&M or S&M&M. ^_^
29. Six Transformers finds themselves in the Realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
Maybe they could compete with a 'Con party? Or a mixed party?
Decepticon Orcs as well? Hell yes!
Unciron as Venger. Actually both have horns. Oh and that would leave Primus as The Dungeon Master.
31. He couldn’t die. No matter how often he tried, Death didn’t want him.
Optimus and Megatron. Death rejects Optimus because he doesn't fear Death but rather treats it (him?) as a friend, and Death appreciates whatever friends he can get. Death rejects Megatron because what kind of CEO would willingly accept the resignation of his best recruiting officer?
Life followed it's inevitable flow. From birth through to Death. Yet for two beings, their stream of life never reached it's last breath at the Sea of Death. Their stream was Oroborous. At times calm, at others a fury, but it's purpose was eternally unending. Every so often the raft would capsize but the fingers of Death would right it once more.
*Yeah ummm haven't really got an idea about what I just wrote here.*
38. Optimus doesn’t want to be Prime anymore and he’ll do anything to get demoted. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!
Optimus: *glomps Megatron* Decepticons rock! Can I move in with you guys?? The Autobots are so boooring!!!
Megatron: !
Starscream: *laughing his aft off*
Optimus: I'll even give you the Matrix. You can be Prime instead.
Starscream: *shuts his mouth in shock*
39. Megatron fawns to her
For the predictable reason? Or some other reason?
Well I was debating between Fear or Fancy.
...half the Constructicons...
Ooh, which half? It'd be funny if Scavenger was actually one of the older ones...
I was thinking Hook, Scavanger and Mixmaster.
Older Svanager amuses me though. :)
40. So when Sam and Mikaela are caught in the act the Autobots react in a very frightening way.
A 'burn the witch!' kind of way? And why didn't they object when Sam and Mikaela engaged in pre-interfacing behavior on Bumblebee's hood?
Well absolute disgust at least. But yes Burn the Witch feeling wouldn't be beyond them.
And anything bar interfacing is OK though.
41. Red Alert freaks at how he manages to avoid the security measures..
I bet he wouldn't be so mad if Santa brought him a cure for his glitch for Christmas.
:) I bet.. but would he be suspicious?
The Decepticons fear it’s a human attack and determine to slaughter the magical squishy.
Except for the ones who aren't mature enough to consider the possible threat (i.e. almost all of them) when the reward for just allowing the 'invasion' is free cool stuff.
Megatron: Kill it!
*Santa gives him a cannon-shaped wrapped present.*
Megatron: Ooooooh. Belay that order.