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tf_bunny_farm2008-09-23 05:23 pm
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7 Fluffy Binary Bunnys
Cracked in the headgasket Bunnies:
1. [G1] Reason Hot Rod (Rodimus) and Arcee are as close to Daniel as they seem to be: They are his godparents!
1a. Is this why Bumblebee is hardly seen post TF:TM? He was miffed at Spike, his closest human friend passed him over.
1b. Jazz and Blaster prank HR about the news with seemingly endless "Love Theme to 'The Godfather'" loops and related jokes.
1b[1]. Hopefully a horse head was never involved!
1c. Arcee is pranked with "Fairy Godmother" jokes.
2. Deviation of #10 of this batch of bunnies: The reason why Prime & Megs were supposedly killed-off in TF:TM? Optimus wanted a break from the franchise to try stand-up comedy, while Megatron had chronic health issues after the "Cosmic Rust" episode.
2a. Instead of Prime, it was Megatron who wanted to try stand-up... Wearing his fusion cannon onstage.
3. Since we have the "Transformers" franchise, what would a peaceful Cybertron have?
4. Optimus remembers that he must replace Ron Witwicky's fountain after crushing the original, but replacing it in his own way:
Ron: Thanks for replacing the fountain Optimus, but its kinda big. Takes up the almost the whole backyard!
Optimus: Its the least I can do for all the trouble we caused you the night we arrived. I had Sunstreaker design it.
Ron: Did Wheeljack help build it?
Optimus: Nope, wouldn't even allow him near here.
Ron: (Relieved) Good, so it won't blow-up anytime soon. Wait, is there a fish in there?
Optimus: Yes, its name is Jazz.
5. Ravage discovers sunglasses. He's so ecstatic, that he has a pair retrofitted into his helm to deploy whenever he needs them.
6. Bored with the taste of Energon and a tad jealous for the variety of human-type fuel, a mech finds a way to flavor the Cybertronian fuel.
6a. *mech1*: The pepperoni pizza flavor was great, the chocolate is out of this star system cool. But this stuff, yuck!
*mech2*: So I guess boiled spinach and beets are out of the question then?
7. (Crossing over AUs) The spark of an Autobot is traded with the spirit of a human in another universe where "Transformers" is but a cartoon/movie phenomenon.
1. [G1] Reason Hot Rod (Rodimus) and Arcee are as close to Daniel as they seem to be: They are his godparents!
1a. Is this why Bumblebee is hardly seen post TF:TM? He was miffed at Spike, his closest human friend passed him over.
1b. Jazz and Blaster prank HR about the news with seemingly endless "Love Theme to 'The Godfather'" loops and related jokes.
1c. Arcee is pranked with "Fairy Godmother" jokes.
2. Deviation of #10 of this batch of bunnies: The reason why Prime & Megs were supposedly killed-off in TF:TM? Optimus wanted a break from the franchise to try stand-up comedy, while Megatron had chronic health issues after the "Cosmic Rust" episode.
2a. Instead of Prime, it was Megatron who wanted to try stand-up... Wearing his fusion cannon onstage.
3. Since we have the "Transformers" franchise, what would a peaceful Cybertron have?
4. Optimus remembers that he must replace Ron Witwicky's fountain after crushing the original, but replacing it in his own way:
Ron: Thanks for replacing the fountain Optimus, but its kinda big. Takes up the almost the whole backyard!
Optimus: Its the least I can do for all the trouble we caused you the night we arrived. I had Sunstreaker design it.
Ron: Did Wheeljack help build it?
Optimus: Nope, wouldn't even allow him near here.
Ron: (Relieved) Good, so it won't blow-up anytime soon. Wait, is there a fish in there?
Optimus: Yes, its name is Jazz.
5. Ravage discovers sunglasses. He's so ecstatic, that he has a pair retrofitted into his helm to deploy whenever he needs them.
6. Bored with the taste of Energon and a tad jealous for the variety of human-type fuel, a mech finds a way to flavor the Cybertronian fuel.
6a. *mech1*: The pepperoni pizza flavor was great, the chocolate is out of this star system cool. But this stuff, yuck!
*mech2*: So I guess boiled spinach and beets are out of the question then?
7. (Crossing over AUs) The spark of an Autobot is traded with the spirit of a human in another universe where "Transformers" is but a cartoon/movie phenomenon.