Just a handful:

[tainry.livejournal.com]

What if the Autobot/Decepticon war (any continuity) was portrayed in some way as:
Science vs Magic
Nazis vs Jews
Cats vs Dogs
Danish Modern vs Art Nouveau
or as a war over slavery?

Secondly, on the advice of okami_myrrhibis I submit the idea that Perceptor is an exceptional kisser, like Valentine Michael Smith in Stranger In A Strange Land. If you could get his attention away from Science, and didn't annoy him too much in the process. Imagine that level of attention and intention, directed into a kiss. Not to mention curiosity, inclination toward experiment, a certain degree of childlike playfulness and millions of years of experience.

This leads to the question of what kind of kissers are the other Transformers? Those that have mouths which enable kissing, anyway. ^_^;

Comments

[daftedly.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ooh... Don't get me started on what I think other Transformers kiss like... <__<; *coughcough* ...I might have to snag this bunny at some point. XD;

[tainry.livejournal.com]

Glee!

[cindy-73.livejournal.com]

The war started because of art! That's it or maybe the war started over a kiss and someone got jealous. OH THAT"S IT!!!! OxO

[tainry.livejournal.com]

the war started over a kiss and someone got jealous.
BRILLIANT!
Hee!

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I like to go with the idea that the face guard on Optimus is removable and think the he's quite a good kisser.

[tainry.livejournal.com]

Seconded! <3

[heslestor.livejournal.com]

What about Wheeljack? He'd probably be a very intense kind of kisser, until something distracted him and the next second he's all 'oh, what's this?' and then he runs off to his lab. Actually, I think all mechs with face guards are phenomenal kissers, but that's just me.

I also like to think that some of the least expected mechs are great kissers, too. Like Ultra Magnus or Pipes or something.

[tainry.livejournal.com]

I agree about Wheeljack, though he's also the one you're most likely to get accidentally magnetized to or catch sticky-outy metal bits on... Which. Isn't a bad thing, per se. ^_______~

I also like to think that some of the least expected mechs are great kissers, too. Like Ultra Magnus or Pipes or something.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Lovely idea, that.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

The twins will certainly be surprised when they learn everyone names Perceptor has the best kisser they ever met.

[tainry.livejournal.com]

Heh, the Twins are always surprised when they aren't named the best at something. ^_^ They might be mollified in this case, however, by a personal demonstration.

[aether-lux.livejournal.com]

Oh!Oh! What about Soundwave? I visualized him to be an exceptional kisser.

And then-- I can also visualize the war starting because of Science(Bots) vs Magic(Cons). ohhh yes, I can feel this one coming with goodness.

[tainry.livejournal.com]

Heh, might he use sound vibrations to augment the experience, or is he a good kisser because of his care for his cassettes?

Now that's interesting. I'd thought the Cons would be Science and the Bots a technological kind of Magic, but I really like that you're coming at it the other way. <3

[aether-lux.livejournal.com]

Sound vibrations! Makes the experience more-- smutty, me thinks? Then again, he loves his cassettes very much and... XD hahaha.

Haha~ well the first thing I thought that like us, in this world, magic is hardly believable because of what the skeptics are saying. Remember the medieval period where the civilians would follow the tradition of burning witches or people who would believe in the devil? 8D After reading some IDW comics, I had believed that the Science side would be the Bots and the Magic side would be the Cons. hohoho XD

[tainry.livejournal.com]

Ah, you're right, it is mostly the Cons, in Stormbringer and Age of Wrath and all that, doing the mysticism mambo to revive the Fallen and Thunderwing and all that jive. And poor Jetfire trying to be the voice of Reason...
Even Optimus is a skeptic, until he has the Matrix foisted upon him and weird stuff insists on happening to him. Poor guy. ^_^

It's harder to see in the G1 cartoon, but even there Megatron has his mad Mage moment, summoning Kremzeek. O.o

I suppose I was again thinking of art styles, with the Cons being all Industrial or Art Deco at best, and the Bots going with the somehow warmer more organic sort of Steampunk. Heehee!
(Has not read Hearts of Steel yet - wah! ;_;)

[aether-lux.livejournal.com]

hahaha yup! There are full of known skeptics in the Autobots.

Wow-- artstyles?? 8D I've read Hearts of Steel and it's darn swell! I absolutely love their altmodes! But how the came to earth and all-- nnnot so swell. XD

Now I can sense good fanfic stuff in this.