9. What with all the Gods running around here, I thought I'd introduce the Transformers to one of my favorite (fictional) god, Sheogorath, the God of Madness. "I'll come even if you call for the daM doG."
LOL He needs to meet Prowl.
Sheogorath: I been waiting for you, or someone like you, or someone not like you. Prowl: *confused* Wait... What? Sheogorath: Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie...hmmmm...brain pie... perfect!! Care to donate??? Prowl: *confusion levels rising* Brain pie? Do you actually eat that? And I don't have brains. Shegorath: Aye, it is not a good sign. But do you know what is a good sign? 'Free Sweetrolls'! Aye, that's a very good sign. Prowl: Sweetrolls? What do sweetrolls have to do with anything? *freezes* Sheogorath: Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? Prowl: *twitch on the ground*
Or...
Sheogorath: I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears. Prowl: *freezes*
And I gotta admit those are all quotes from the game. I love that last quote.
I can also see him summoning Sideswipe to do one of his missions for him. Because Sideswipe with the Wabbajack staff (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Wabbajack) would be hilarious. Or any mech being summoned to the Shivering Isles to stop Jyggalag (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Jyggalag) and end up as the new Mad God (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sheogorath).
14. There were all sorts of machines popping to life in the movie, and with how large the radius of the All Spark blast was and the fact that they were in the middle of a very large, very crowded city, you know there had to be at least ONE person in the radius that had a pacemaker.
I'm getting the most horrible picture right now. It's like a chestburster from Aliens but with guns. O_O
24. Some are surprised to learn that human scientists have accepted the fact that many of their experiments won't be completed until either decades have gone by or the original scientist is long dead. It would probably drive many Cybertronian scientists up a wall if they knew that the answers they were working towards wouldn't be answered in their lifetime. Especially considering how blasted long their life spans are.
Perceptor: Retiring? But you can't retire now when we're so close to... Old Scientist: *chuckles* I would give anything to see the results, but I'm old and tired and retiring sounds good. Besides, Young Scientist is doing a good job with the team. Perceptor: *scandalized* You're giving away 30 years of your work to another scientist? Old Scientist: I figured a long time ago that you don't measure time like us, but it'll be maybe another decade or two until it's finished. I just don't have that long. And, like you said, I dedicated 30 years of my life to it. I deserve to live the rest of my life for me and my family.
35. Soundwave's mate didn't want to leave his side because of the war. However, they also didn't want to do a great deal of fighting since they weren't that physically strong to begin with, so he willingly reformatted himself into one of Soundwave's cassettes.
Why am I thinking Ravage?
38. One of the reasons why Sunstreaker and other vain mechs are so incredibly vain in the first place, is because of the attention they receive on Earth. You see, back on Cybertron, they were actually considered very plain looking, some even downright ugly. So when they reach Earth and droves of humans comment on the appearance of their alt forms and their bipedal forms, they are quite stunned. Especially when mechs who were considered very beautiful on Cybertron are horrifying by human standards, like Lugnut.
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LOL He needs to meet Prowl.
Sheogorath: I been waiting for you, or someone like you, or someone not like you.
Prowl: *confused* Wait... What?
Sheogorath: Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie...hmmmm...brain pie... perfect!! Care to donate???
Prowl: *confusion levels rising* Brain pie? Do you actually eat that? And I don't have brains.
Shegorath: Aye, it is not a good sign. But do you know what is a good sign? 'Free Sweetrolls'! Aye, that's a very good sign.
Prowl: Sweetrolls? What do sweetrolls have to do with anything? *freezes*
Sheogorath: Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?
Prowl: *twitch on the ground*
Or...
Sheogorath: I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.
Prowl: *freezes*
And I gotta admit those are all quotes from the game. I love that last quote.
I can also see him summoning Sideswipe to do one of his missions for him. Because Sideswipe with the Wabbajack staff (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Wabbajack) would be hilarious. Or any mech being summoned to the Shivering Isles to stop Jyggalag (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Jyggalag) and end up as the new Mad God (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sheogorath).
14. There were all sorts of machines popping to life in the movie, and with how large the radius of the All Spark blast was and the fact that they were in the middle of a very large, very crowded city, you know there had to be at least ONE person in the radius that had a pacemaker.
I'm getting the most horrible picture right now. It's like a chestburster from Aliens but with guns. O_O
24. Some are surprised to learn that human scientists have accepted the fact that many of their experiments won't be completed until either decades have gone by or the original scientist is long dead. It would probably drive many Cybertronian scientists up a wall if they knew that the answers they were working towards wouldn't be answered in their lifetime. Especially considering how blasted long their life spans are.
Perceptor: Retiring? But you can't retire now when we're so close to...
Old Scientist: *chuckles* I would give anything to see the results, but I'm old and tired and retiring sounds good. Besides, Young Scientist is doing a good job with the team.
Perceptor: *scandalized* You're giving away 30 years of your work to another scientist?
Old Scientist: I figured a long time ago that you don't measure time like us, but it'll be maybe another decade or two until it's finished. I just don't have that long. And, like you said, I dedicated 30 years of my life to it. I deserve to live the rest of my life for me and my family.
35. Soundwave's mate didn't want to leave his side because of the war. However, they also didn't want to do a great deal of fighting since they weren't that physically strong to begin with, so he willingly reformatted himself into one of Soundwave's cassettes.
Why am I thinking Ravage?
38. One of the reasons why Sunstreaker and other vain mechs are so incredibly vain in the first place, is because of the attention they receive on Earth. You see, back on Cybertron, they were actually considered very plain looking, some even downright ugly. So when they reach Earth and droves of humans comment on the appearance of their alt forms and their bipedal forms, they are quite stunned. Especially when mechs who were considered very beautiful on Cybertron are horrifying by human standards, like Lugnut.
*loves*