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Entry tags:
- 2007,
- art,
- blackarachnia,
- bumblebee,
- cheetor,
- crossover,
- depth charge,
- divebomb,
- g1,
- keller,
- lightspeed,
- lyrics,
- maggie,
- pipes,
- primus,
- prowl,
- ratchet,
- red alert,
- scattershot,
- seeker,
- sideswipe,
- soundwave,
- starscream,
- strafe,
- sunstreaker,
- tracks,
- unicron,
- wheeljack
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51 Bunnies and some Random Pairing Generator fun.
1. First you say you're too busy
I wonder if you even miss me.
You're never there.
Cake
2. Doesn't anybody feel
That all these killers should be killed
And all these healers should be healed
So all these beggars can be filled
Toes Across the Floor
Blind Melon
3. 'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
I've got friends in low places.
Garth Brooks
4. Pit hath no fury like a Seeker scorned.
5. The Transformers are confused about the humans need/habit to sleep every day. The reason this is, is not only because they don't need to recharge as much as humans, but because their home planet had a very fast rotation. In fact, for about every one of Earth's days, four would go by on Cybertron.
6. Because of Soundwave's status and their importance to the Decepticon cause, the cassettes can get away with a lot more than just about everyone else. Someone, or a group of mechs, decides they've had it and try to 'tame' the cassettes. Soundwave is not amused.
7. What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end.
Hurt
Johnny Cash
8. This is what I brought you, this you can keep.
This is what I brought you, may you forget me.
I promise to depart, just promise one thing;
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Miss Murder Director's Cut
A.F.I
9. What with all the Gods running around here, I thought I'd introduce the Transformers to one of my favorite (fictional) god, Sheogorath, the God of Madness. "I'll come even if you call for the daM doG."
10. 100 billion years from now there won't be much left in the sky for us to see. The expansion of the universe will make space travel very difficult in the future. If humans think they have it hard trying to protect one planet for the future of their young, imagine the Transformers, who must protect the cosmos for the future of their youth.
11. Ghost Dance; Robbie Robertson
You can kill my body.
You can damn my soul.
You don't stand a chance, against my prayers.
You don't stand a chance, against my love.
We use to do the ghost dance.
We don't sing them kind of songs no more.
12. Scavenger / Pipes
13. One would think that a lot of laws and things would have to be rearranged if a human was turned into a Cybertronian. It's one thing if that human is a young teenager, it'd be another thing entirely if that human was a very high ranking officer. Because someone really needs to turn Keller into a Transformer (Rolls Royce Phantom). Or Maggie, I'd really like to see her as a Cybertronian, she'd probably be ecstatic.
14. There were all sorts of machines popping to life in the movie, and with how large the radius of the All Spark blast was and the fact that they were in the middle of a very large, very crowded city, you know there had to be at least ONE person in the radius that had a pacemaker.
15. Someone gets bored and attempts to create a microscopic black hole. When the Decepticons get bored and stumble upon a site called Top 10 Ways the Earth can die, they attempt to try some of those things.
16. Wheeljack gets his hands on some antimatter. Everyone else runs for their lives. And Optimus is actually thankful for once for one of Red Alert's more paranoid plans, the evacuation of Earth.
17. Above Top Secret
I think Red Alert should be either banned from the Internet or at least monitored. Because just typing in conspiracy theories ended up with so many results it almost made me crash.
18. One of the Autobots human allies has a peculiar tendency. The closer to the full moon, the more listless, almost acting like they were drugged, they become during the day and the more their sleep cycle shifts to nocturnal habits. So much so that even if they weren't getting any sleep at all during the day and are about dead on their feet, the instant night arrives, or more importantly the moon comes out, they become energized. Most don't think much of it, but a few, who have been reading/watching things that will soon join the banded list, thinks that the humans are something a little…inhuman.
Bonus points if the human really isn't a were creature or anything like that, but simply has a natural tendency to be more energetic during the full moon cycles.
Could also go with this little bit of info I found on wiki: Before the end of the 19th century, the Greeks believed that the corpses of werewolves, if not destroyed, would return to life as vampires in the form of wolves or hyenas which prowled battlefields, drinking the blood of dying soldiers.
19. Someone overhears Lightspeed's wish about wanting to become a space flyer. Well, that someone happens to be a shuttle, a shuttle who would very much like to be a motorcycle for a while, and they decide to make a deal with the Technobot; for a short time, you can have both the alt mode and the job of a shuttle, while he takes the place of the motorcycle. Of course, it'd have to be timed right, what with the war and all, but it would make a good gift. interstellar spacecraft
Or, the Seekers find out how badly he wants to fly and wants to find out exactly what he'll do to make that dream a reality.
20. Transformer with the alt mode of a carousel, or any other carnival type ride. Maybe even a cotton candy machine. And the cotton candy machine may not do a whole lot of damage in the explosives department, but could you imagine trying to clean all that gunk out of your joints?
21. No matter where you go or how alien another species is, some things just don't change.
????: "My wings are bigger than yours!"
22. Someone decides to introduce Strafe to the art of Zen.
23. Art. Depth Charge against a whole bunch of depth charges.
24. Some are surprised to learn that human scientists have accepted the fact that many of their experiments won't be completed until either decades have gone by or the original scientist is long dead. It would probably drive many Cybertronian scientists up a wall if they knew that the answers they were working towards wouldn't be answered in their lifetime. Especially considering how blasted long their life spans are.
25. Magnets typically frag up electronics, which means that the Transformers must have found a way to protect themselves against magnets since there are a fair number of them that use magnets as weapons. Thus, they would be extremely amused when humans freak out when a magnet is anywhere near their computers. Or when someone tosses a fake magnet on top of a computer that holds very important information.
26. Edible energon body paint.Sunstreaker/Tracks
27. TF:A Ratchet/Blackarachnia Ratchet may be one of the only ones who is actually able to cure her. That, and even though she's been through a lot and thinks that she's been horribly betrayed, she wasn't ever actually through anything like the Great Wars and is the same age as the bots currently under his care, and Ratchet is getting tired of her spouting off about how tough her life has been.
28.The ones who died in TF:TM didn't go quietly into the night. Instead they came back as vengeful spirits, inhabiting the bodies of the deceased, but those bodies are never their own. They do what they can to show their displeasure to those still living, from small malfunctions in computers to driving people mad. However, they also guard their comrades from harm.
In Hindu folklore, the vetala is an evil spirit who haunts cemeteries and takes demonic possession of corpses. They make their displeasure known by troubling humans. They can drive people mad, kill children and cause miscarriages but they also guard their villages.
29.Before the war started, a group of cassettes had a happy relationship together. They also had the blessing of not only one, but two healthy large sized sparklings. Then the war started. Two of the cassettes and one of their young joined the Autobots, the other two went with their youngling and joined with the Decepticons.
30.Heritage, or most likely genetic heritage, would be fascinating to Transformers. After all, if they 'inherited' anything from their creators, it would have to be built in intentionally, unlike with organics where there's a huge amount of different factors that make us what we are.
Cuz Starscream's in my head muttering something about how it's interesting that humans have the same amount of toes as they do fingers even when we don't really use our toes for much more than balance. I don't know why he's so fascinated by toes, he won't tell me.
31."Sorry, but you're not my type of weird."
"There's different types?"
"Well, there's different types of sanity, so why not types of weird?"
32.And we must find out where the money is. Get it now before he loses his mind.
Cemetery Polka Tom Waits
33.Art. Transformers with armor like the Dragoons from the Legend of Dragoons game.
34. 2007 Movie Ratchet. By challenging and defeating the local tyrant, he became ruler of the Thraal faction. Megatron, you better watch out, you're not the only warlord around anymore.
35. Soundwave's mate didn't want to leave his side because of the war. However, they also didn't want to do a great deal of fighting since they weren't that physically strong to begin with, so he willingly reformatted himself into one of Soundwave's cassettes.
36. Animated and Beast Wars crossover. Bumblebee considers himself to be the fastest thing on wheels, Cheetor considers himself to be the fast thing on four legs.
37. There's a very good reason why Unicron is so set on destroying the Transformers before any other species, and it's not just because of the Matrix of Leadership. Long ago, before Primus and Unicron were trapped in the forms they are now, they were merely two gods of a huge pantheon. While both loved their brothers and sisters with all their being, Unicron found himself wanting to be the strongest of them all, and over time, this obsession developed to the point that he wanted to be the only one in existence. So, he decided the easiest way to get rid of everyone in one easy motion would be to not only trap them all in mortal bodies, but to lock away their powers and memories as well. Primus was the only one to escape the others fate since he discovered the plan before he could be trapped. Thus, he took the others and adopted them as his 'children', to keep them safe from his brother, forever searching for a way to undo what was done to his family. To further protect the others, Primus trapped both he and his brother in a physical form, in the shape of large, transforming planets. He used his own body to provide shelter for the gods while he waited in a deep slumber for the answer. But Unicron wasn't done, to help him search for the others, he found a race of organics and forcibly changed them into his servants, equipping them to naturally seek out the other gods with an undying hatred burning in their cores. Even without knowing the physical appearance of the ones they hunt, these altered organics, now called Quintessons, instinctively feel hatred towards the mortal gods, as the gods essence while buried deep down, is still the same as ever.
38. One of the reasons why Sunstreaker and other vain mechs are so incredibly vain in the first place, is because of the attention they receive on Earth. You see, back on Cybertron, they were actually considered very plain looking, some even downright ugly. So when they reach Earth and droves of humans comment on the appearance of their alt forms and their bipedal forms, they are quite stunned. Especially when mechs who were considered very beautiful on Cybertron are horrifying by human standards, like Lugnut.
39. And I don't want the world to see me, cuz I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
Iris; Goo Goo Dolls
40. With how rare water is on Cybertron, certain inventors and scientists probably wouldn't know the hazards of specific metals and water. Or in other words; Wheeljack + Magnesium + Fire + Water = Boom!
I also have this vision of Wheeljack discovering how volatile some elements are when mixed with water, getting large chunks of said elements and chucking them into random bodies of water, all the while giggling maniacally.
41. In Ratchet's wiki profile, it says that in an alternate time line where the Decepticons won at Mission City, he managed to revive Jazz with the All Spark fragment. However, because of the fragment being contaminated by Megatron Jazz turned amoral and self-serving.
42. Getting tired of Sideswipe playing pranks that almost always cause their CPUs to glitch or freeze up, Prowl and Red Alert decide to give the red twin a taste of his own medicine and go on a campaign to cause his CPU to crash as many times as possible in a certain amount of time.
43. Department specific jokes. Example; medical; He's not dead, he's electromephalgraphically challenged. (I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong.) Especially if it's in a very crowded public place, where only you and the few of your friends will actually understand it, because that heightens the amusement factor even more.
44. Without a welder of any kind, but Wheeljack nearby, Ratchet is forced to weld some wounds together using a very old fashioned way of welding; thermite. A sure sign that he's been hanging around Wheeljack way too long.
45. Speaking of, you know how after being around some people for extended periods of time you unconsciously pick up some of their habits and mannerisms? Well, it's no different for giant alien robots.
46. Red vs. Blue crossover. After Reconstruction 16, this crossover really needs to be done. Like the Autobots find out about the AIs and how they were 'copied' from the Alpha or something. Anything really.
47. Metal Gear Solid crossover. Just started to replay Sons of Liberty and after seeing Metal Gear Ray in action, all I could think of was introducing the poor fools to some REAL robots.
48. For once, Scattershot has absolutely positively nothing to do. At all. Trust me, he's tried finding anything to do, and hasn't been lucky in that regard. And after a few hours of supposedly taking time he should to 'relax', the Autobot base finds out that a bored Scattershot is a very bad thing.
49. Scavenger / Divebomb. Scavenger loves finding useful things for his comrades, which unfortunately aren't all that useful in the big picture. But they do tend to be shiny trinkets. Divebomb loves to build lavish nests on the highest perches he can find. He also loves to decorate his nest with shiny trinkets. Trinkets that Scavenger is the best at finding.
50. Slight crossover with Legacy of Kain. Glyph magic/energy as replacement for the dwindling energon.
51. Red Alert's first Halloween. Or really any Autobot or Decepticon you want. Skywarp will absolutely love it, and Mirage just might let out his more mischievous side for once. And the faction leaders of both sides are adding something to the banned list.
Not exactly a bunny, but I thought it was amusing. From the trivia on Blackarachnia's wiki profile. Reportedly, Blackarachnia's show model was inspired by an Asian stripper at a club to which some Mainframe folks had taken the design modeler only a few days prior for, um...inspiration. That and her design was originally have her wearing a spiked collar and have leopard print breasts. Ponder that image for a moment.
Random Pairing Generator
Spike / Pipes / in hindsight
Sideswipe / Wildrider / hungry
Blast Off / Laserbeak / toy
Omega Supreme / Soundwave / touch
Shockwave / Ultra Magnus / frigid
Teletraan / Shrapnel / outside
1. First you say you're too busy
I wonder if you even miss me.
You're never there.
Cake
2. Doesn't anybody feel
That all these killers should be killed
And all these healers should be healed
So all these beggars can be filled
Toes Across the Floor
Blind Melon
3. 'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
I've got friends in low places.
Garth Brooks
4. Pit hath no fury like a Seeker scorned.
5. The Transformers are confused about the humans need/habit to sleep every day. The reason this is, is not only because they don't need to recharge as much as humans, but because their home planet had a very fast rotation. In fact, for about every one of Earth's days, four would go by on Cybertron.
6. Because of Soundwave's status and their importance to the Decepticon cause, the cassettes can get away with a lot more than just about everyone else. Someone, or a group of mechs, decides they've had it and try to 'tame' the cassettes. Soundwave is not amused.
7. What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end.
Hurt
Johnny Cash
8. This is what I brought you, this you can keep.
This is what I brought you, may you forget me.
I promise to depart, just promise one thing;
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Miss Murder Director's Cut
A.F.I
9. What with all the Gods running around here, I thought I'd introduce the Transformers to one of my favorite (fictional) god, Sheogorath, the God of Madness. "I'll come even if you call for the daM doG."
10. 100 billion years from now there won't be much left in the sky for us to see. The expansion of the universe will make space travel very difficult in the future. If humans think they have it hard trying to protect one planet for the future of their young, imagine the Transformers, who must protect the cosmos for the future of their youth.
11. Ghost Dance; Robbie Robertson
You can kill my body.
You can damn my soul.
You don't stand a chance, against my prayers.
You don't stand a chance, against my love.
We use to do the ghost dance.
We don't sing them kind of songs no more.
12. Scavenger / Pipes
13. One would think that a lot of laws and things would have to be rearranged if a human was turned into a Cybertronian. It's one thing if that human is a young teenager, it'd be another thing entirely if that human was a very high ranking officer. Because someone really needs to turn Keller into a Transformer (Rolls Royce Phantom). Or Maggie, I'd really like to see her as a Cybertronian, she'd probably be ecstatic.
14. There were all sorts of machines popping to life in the movie, and with how large the radius of the All Spark blast was and the fact that they were in the middle of a very large, very crowded city, you know there had to be at least ONE person in the radius that had a pacemaker.
15. Someone gets bored and attempts to create a microscopic black hole. When the Decepticons get bored and stumble upon a site called Top 10 Ways the Earth can die, they attempt to try some of those things.
16. Wheeljack gets his hands on some antimatter. Everyone else runs for their lives. And Optimus is actually thankful for once for one of Red Alert's more paranoid plans, the evacuation of Earth.
17. Above Top Secret
I think Red Alert should be either banned from the Internet or at least monitored. Because just typing in conspiracy theories ended up with so many results it almost made me crash.
18. One of the Autobots human allies has a peculiar tendency. The closer to the full moon, the more listless, almost acting like they were drugged, they become during the day and the more their sleep cycle shifts to nocturnal habits. So much so that even if they weren't getting any sleep at all during the day and are about dead on their feet, the instant night arrives, or more importantly the moon comes out, they become energized. Most don't think much of it, but a few, who have been reading/watching things that will soon join the banded list, thinks that the humans are something a little…inhuman.
Bonus points if the human really isn't a were creature or anything like that, but simply has a natural tendency to be more energetic during the full moon cycles.
Could also go with this little bit of info I found on wiki: Before the end of the 19th century, the Greeks believed that the corpses of werewolves, if not destroyed, would return to life as vampires in the form of wolves or hyenas which prowled battlefields, drinking the blood of dying soldiers.
19. Someone overhears Lightspeed's wish about wanting to become a space flyer. Well, that someone happens to be a shuttle, a shuttle who would very much like to be a motorcycle for a while, and they decide to make a deal with the Technobot; for a short time, you can have both the alt mode and the job of a shuttle, while he takes the place of the motorcycle. Of course, it'd have to be timed right, what with the war and all, but it would make a good gift. interstellar spacecraft
Or, the Seekers find out how badly he wants to fly and wants to find out exactly what he'll do to make that dream a reality.
20. Transformer with the alt mode of a carousel, or any other carnival type ride. Maybe even a cotton candy machine. And the cotton candy machine may not do a whole lot of damage in the explosives department, but could you imagine trying to clean all that gunk out of your joints?
21. No matter where you go or how alien another species is, some things just don't change.
????: "My wings are bigger than yours!"
22. Someone decides to introduce Strafe to the art of Zen.
23. Art. Depth Charge against a whole bunch of depth charges.
24. Some are surprised to learn that human scientists have accepted the fact that many of their experiments won't be completed until either decades have gone by or the original scientist is long dead. It would probably drive many Cybertronian scientists up a wall if they knew that the answers they were working towards wouldn't be answered in their lifetime. Especially considering how blasted long their life spans are.
25. Magnets typically frag up electronics, which means that the Transformers must have found a way to protect themselves against magnets since there are a fair number of them that use magnets as weapons. Thus, they would be extremely amused when humans freak out when a magnet is anywhere near their computers. Or when someone tosses a fake magnet on top of a computer that holds very important information.
26. Edible energon body paint.
27. TF:A Ratchet/Blackarachnia Ratchet may be one of the only ones who is actually able to cure her. That, and even though she's been through a lot and thinks that she's been horribly betrayed, she wasn't ever actually through anything like the Great Wars and is the same age as the bots currently under his care, and Ratchet is getting tired of her spouting off about how tough her life has been.
28.The ones who died in TF:TM didn't go quietly into the night. Instead they came back as vengeful spirits, inhabiting the bodies of the deceased, but those bodies are never their own. They do what they can to show their displeasure to those still living, from small malfunctions in computers to driving people mad. However, they also guard their comrades from harm.
In Hindu folklore, the vetala is an evil spirit who haunts cemeteries and takes demonic possession of corpses. They make their displeasure known by troubling humans. They can drive people mad, kill children and cause miscarriages but they also guard their villages.
29.Before the war started, a group of cassettes had a happy relationship together. They also had the blessing of not only one, but two healthy large sized sparklings. Then the war started. Two of the cassettes and one of their young joined the Autobots, the other two went with their youngling and joined with the Decepticons.
30.Heritage, or most likely genetic heritage, would be fascinating to Transformers. After all, if they 'inherited' anything from their creators, it would have to be built in intentionally, unlike with organics where there's a huge amount of different factors that make us what we are.
Cuz Starscream's in my head muttering something about how it's interesting that humans have the same amount of toes as they do fingers even when we don't really use our toes for much more than balance. I don't know why he's so fascinated by toes, he won't tell me.
31."Sorry, but you're not my type of weird."
"There's different types?"
"Well, there's different types of sanity, so why not types of weird?"
32.And we must find out where the money is. Get it now before he loses his mind.
Cemetery Polka Tom Waits
33.Art. Transformers with armor like the Dragoons from the Legend of Dragoons game.
34. 2007 Movie Ratchet. By challenging and defeating the local tyrant, he became ruler of the Thraal faction. Megatron, you better watch out, you're not the only warlord around anymore.
35. Soundwave's mate didn't want to leave his side because of the war. However, they also didn't want to do a great deal of fighting since they weren't that physically strong to begin with, so he willingly reformatted himself into one of Soundwave's cassettes.
36. Animated and Beast Wars crossover. Bumblebee considers himself to be the fastest thing on wheels, Cheetor considers himself to be the fast thing on four legs.
37. There's a very good reason why Unicron is so set on destroying the Transformers before any other species, and it's not just because of the Matrix of Leadership. Long ago, before Primus and Unicron were trapped in the forms they are now, they were merely two gods of a huge pantheon. While both loved their brothers and sisters with all their being, Unicron found himself wanting to be the strongest of them all, and over time, this obsession developed to the point that he wanted to be the only one in existence. So, he decided the easiest way to get rid of everyone in one easy motion would be to not only trap them all in mortal bodies, but to lock away their powers and memories as well. Primus was the only one to escape the others fate since he discovered the plan before he could be trapped. Thus, he took the others and adopted them as his 'children', to keep them safe from his brother, forever searching for a way to undo what was done to his family. To further protect the others, Primus trapped both he and his brother in a physical form, in the shape of large, transforming planets. He used his own body to provide shelter for the gods while he waited in a deep slumber for the answer. But Unicron wasn't done, to help him search for the others, he found a race of organics and forcibly changed them into his servants, equipping them to naturally seek out the other gods with an undying hatred burning in their cores. Even without knowing the physical appearance of the ones they hunt, these altered organics, now called Quintessons, instinctively feel hatred towards the mortal gods, as the gods essence while buried deep down, is still the same as ever.
38. One of the reasons why Sunstreaker and other vain mechs are so incredibly vain in the first place, is because of the attention they receive on Earth. You see, back on Cybertron, they were actually considered very plain looking, some even downright ugly. So when they reach Earth and droves of humans comment on the appearance of their alt forms and their bipedal forms, they are quite stunned. Especially when mechs who were considered very beautiful on Cybertron are horrifying by human standards, like Lugnut.
39. And I don't want the world to see me, cuz I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
Iris; Goo Goo Dolls
40. With how rare water is on Cybertron, certain inventors and scientists probably wouldn't know the hazards of specific metals and water. Or in other words; Wheeljack + Magnesium + Fire + Water = Boom!
I also have this vision of Wheeljack discovering how volatile some elements are when mixed with water, getting large chunks of said elements and chucking them into random bodies of water, all the while giggling maniacally.
41. In Ratchet's wiki profile, it says that in an alternate time line where the Decepticons won at Mission City, he managed to revive Jazz with the All Spark fragment. However, because of the fragment being contaminated by Megatron Jazz turned amoral and self-serving.
42. Getting tired of Sideswipe playing pranks that almost always cause their CPUs to glitch or freeze up, Prowl and Red Alert decide to give the red twin a taste of his own medicine and go on a campaign to cause his CPU to crash as many times as possible in a certain amount of time.
43. Department specific jokes. Example; medical; He's not dead, he's electromephalgraphically challenged. (I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong.) Especially if it's in a very crowded public place, where only you and the few of your friends will actually understand it, because that heightens the amusement factor even more.
44. Without a welder of any kind, but Wheeljack nearby, Ratchet is forced to weld some wounds together using a very old fashioned way of welding; thermite. A sure sign that he's been hanging around Wheeljack way too long.
45. Speaking of, you know how after being around some people for extended periods of time you unconsciously pick up some of their habits and mannerisms? Well, it's no different for giant alien robots.
46. Red vs. Blue crossover. After Reconstruction 16, this crossover really needs to be done. Like the Autobots find out about the AIs and how they were 'copied' from the Alpha or something. Anything really.
47. Metal Gear Solid crossover. Just started to replay Sons of Liberty and after seeing Metal Gear Ray in action, all I could think of was introducing the poor fools to some REAL robots.
48. For once, Scattershot has absolutely positively nothing to do. At all. Trust me, he's tried finding anything to do, and hasn't been lucky in that regard. And after a few hours of supposedly taking time he should to 'relax', the Autobot base finds out that a bored Scattershot is a very bad thing.
49. Scavenger / Divebomb. Scavenger loves finding useful things for his comrades, which unfortunately aren't all that useful in the big picture. But they do tend to be shiny trinkets. Divebomb loves to build lavish nests on the highest perches he can find. He also loves to decorate his nest with shiny trinkets. Trinkets that Scavenger is the best at finding.
50. Slight crossover with Legacy of Kain. Glyph magic/energy as replacement for the dwindling energon.
51. Red Alert's first Halloween. Or really any Autobot or Decepticon you want. Skywarp will absolutely love it, and Mirage just might let out his more mischievous side for once. And the faction leaders of both sides are adding something to the banned list.
Not exactly a bunny, but I thought it was amusing. From the trivia on Blackarachnia's wiki profile. Reportedly, Blackarachnia's show model was inspired by an Asian stripper at a club to which some Mainframe folks had taken the design modeler only a few days prior for, um...inspiration. That and her design was originally have her wearing a spiked collar and have leopard print breasts. Ponder that image for a moment.
Random Pairing Generator
Spike / Pipes / in hindsight
Sideswipe / Wildrider / hungry
Blast Off / Laserbeak / toy
Omega Supreme / Soundwave / touch
Shockwave / Ultra Magnus / frigid
Teletraan / Shrapnel / outside
no subject
I would personally LOVE to see Maggie as a TF! I wonder what she'd be... Possibly a later-generation Miata? Or maybe a nice Veyron...
26. Edible energon body paint. Sunstreaker/Tracks
That is a hot idea and an even HOTTER pairing to go along with it! x3 (Just so you know, I absolutely love that pairing, and I wish it weren't so hard to find...)
51. Red Alert's first Halloween. Or really any Autobot or Decepticon you want. Skywarp will absolutely love it, and Mirage just might let out his more mischievous side for once. And the faction leaders of both sides are adding something to the banned list.
Poor, poor Red. For some reason, I have this image in my head of Carly dressing up as one of the Casseticons and totally freaking him out. Actually, I've got a pretty good costume for Spike, too...
And I want to see Mirage's mischievous side!
no subject
Maggie would probably be running around in pure glee for quite some time before they could calm her. And if they thought Frenzy was bad, it won't be nothing compared to when she learns the 'Bots hacking skills.
That is a hot idea and an even HOTTER pairing to go along with it! x3 (Just so you know, I absolutely love that pairing, and I wish it weren't so hard to find...)
It IS such a wonderful pairing and yet so hard to find. Seems quite a few of the older pairings had vanished with the movie coming out, even though there are plenty of bunnies for them here.
Poor, poor Red.
He'd probably freak about costumes in general let alone ones that make you near indistinguishable from the enemy.
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She would certainly be a force to reckon with. :D I absolutely love it!
It IS such a wonderful pairing and yet so hard to find.
Yes, I know... I've seen maybe 3, not counting what I've done myself. How sad.
Seems quite a few of the older pairings had vanished with the movie coming out, even though there are plenty of bunnies for them here.
How do you mean?
He'd probably freak about costumes in general let alone ones that make you near indistinguishable from the enemy.
Most definitely. But it would be much funnier that way!
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LOL He needs to meet Prowl.
Sheogorath: I been waiting for you, or someone like you, or someone not like you.
Prowl: *confused* Wait... What?
Sheogorath: Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie...hmmmm...brain pie... perfect!! Care to donate???
Prowl: *confusion levels rising* Brain pie? Do you actually eat that? And I don't have brains.
Shegorath: Aye, it is not a good sign. But do you know what is a good sign? 'Free Sweetrolls'! Aye, that's a very good sign.
Prowl: Sweetrolls? What do sweetrolls have to do with anything? *freezes*
Sheogorath: Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?
Prowl: *twitch on the ground*
Or...
Sheogorath: I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.
Prowl: *freezes*
And I gotta admit those are all quotes from the game. I love that last quote.
I can also see him summoning Sideswipe to do one of his missions for him. Because Sideswipe with the Wabbajack staff (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Wabbajack) would be hilarious. Or any mech being summoned to the Shivering Isles to stop Jyggalag (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Jyggalag) and end up as the new Mad God (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sheogorath).
14. There were all sorts of machines popping to life in the movie, and with how large the radius of the All Spark blast was and the fact that they were in the middle of a very large, very crowded city, you know there had to be at least ONE person in the radius that had a pacemaker.
I'm getting the most horrible picture right now. It's like a chestburster from Aliens but with guns. O_O
24. Some are surprised to learn that human scientists have accepted the fact that many of their experiments won't be completed until either decades have gone by or the original scientist is long dead. It would probably drive many Cybertronian scientists up a wall if they knew that the answers they were working towards wouldn't be answered in their lifetime. Especially considering how blasted long their life spans are.
Perceptor: Retiring? But you can't retire now when we're so close to...
Old Scientist: *chuckles* I would give anything to see the results, but I'm old and tired and retiring sounds good. Besides, Young Scientist is doing a good job with the team.
Perceptor: *scandalized* You're giving away 30 years of your work to another scientist?
Old Scientist: I figured a long time ago that you don't measure time like us, but it'll be maybe another decade or two until it's finished. I just don't have that long. And, like you said, I dedicated 30 years of my life to it. I deserve to live the rest of my life for me and my family.
35. Soundwave's mate didn't want to leave his side because of the war. However, they also didn't want to do a great deal of fighting since they weren't that physically strong to begin with, so he willingly reformatted himself into one of Soundwave's cassettes.
Why am I thinking Ravage?
38. One of the reasons why Sunstreaker and other vain mechs are so incredibly vain in the first place, is because of the attention they receive on Earth. You see, back on Cybertron, they were actually considered very plain looking, some even downright ugly. So when they reach Earth and droves of humans comment on the appearance of their alt forms and their bipedal forms, they are quite stunned. Especially when mechs who were considered very beautiful on Cybertron are horrifying by human standards, like Lugnut.
*loves*
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Why am I thinking telepathy?
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(Anonymous) 2008-10-29 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)And if Soundwave is the unofficial bringer of telepathy in the community, does it mean he approves? XD
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And 'tis okay, that happens.
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I didn't even think of how Prowl would react. Poor guy is probably going to be twitchy for the rest of his life after being in the same room as Sheogorath for 5 minutes.
And someone should SO give Skywarp the Wabbajack staff. It'd be even better than Sideswipe because of his warping ability, and probably would halt the war for a while, too. Ha, that's how the war ends, Skywarp gets the staff and turns everyone into chickens. Hmm, I wonder who would be the one to become the new Mad God.
I'm getting the most horrible picture right now. It's like a chestburster from Aliens but with guns. O_O
That's exactly what I was thinking too. But just imagine all the tech people are either wearing or actually have in their bodies. It's not a pretty sight. Though in the case of a hearing aid TF, I'd feel more sorry for the bot than the human.
Why am I thinking Ravage?
Most do think of Ravage as the first cassette Soundwave got in the first place. But really, what about the others, like Overkill or Glit or even Squawktalk? It certainly would make an interesting relationship.
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All the more reason for making the two of them meet. *grins*
And someone should SO give Skywarp the Wabbajack staff. It'd be even better than Sideswipe because of his warping ability, and probably would halt the war for a while, too. Ha, that's how the war ends, Skywarp gets the staff and turns everyone into chickens.
How could I forget about Skywarp? He'll start with the Autobots and Decepticons on Earth, Earth itself, find a way back to Cybertron and end up as the ruler of the chickens!
I wonder who would be the one to become the new Mad God.
I thought of Red Alert, but that's mostly cause of the glitchy personality fanon gave him. He reminds me of the Countess of Dementia. XD
That's exactly what I was thinking too. But just imagine all the tech people are either wearing or actually have in their bodies. It's not a pretty sight. Though in the case of a hearing aid TF, I'd feel more sorry for the bot than the human.
And now the Mission City incident got more gruesome in my mind. I can't help but think that most people that died weren't because they were at the battle scene, but because some machinery they had in/on them killed them.
hearing aid TF = win!
Most do think of Ravage as the first cassette Soundwave got in the first place. But really, what about the others, like Overkill or Glit or even Squawktalk? It certainly would make an interesting relationship.
I thought of Ravage because he has the reputation of being the most loyal of all of his cassettes. I just thought that if the mech was willing to become a cassette to be near Soundwave, he/she would try to be efficient in his job, keep Megatron happy and be loyal to Soundwave. Anything to not get separated from Soundwave. Glit is very efficient, but I don't think Megatron or any Decepticon is happy with him saving both Decepticons and Autobots. I can honestly say that I didn't thought of Overkill or Garboil or the others, but most of his cassettes have some quirk that just don't match with what I originally thought when I read it. Woah... long... And I don't even know if I explained myself. XD
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Can you even Wabbajack staff a planet? I mean that would be a very large chicken. Could it even be able to survive in space? That'd be an awful way to die, you go from being made of rock and metals and your first day as an organic you die from the affects of space.
And if you CAN turn a planet into a chicken, then Primus is going to be one very pissed off bird.
And now the Mission City incident got more gruesome in my mind.
My work here is done then. It makes sense, especially if someone who was testing out a new device or experiment. Have you seen the thing for trying to make a paralyzed person walk again? There's an insane amount of wires imbedded into the persons legs with that particular device.
I thought of Ravage because he has the reputation of being the most loyal of all of his cassettes.
You explained yourself perfectly well. And while Ravage would make a lot more sense than say Ratbat or something, it would be an interesting take if it was one of the others. Like maybe being reformatted, even if it was entirely willingly, had some sort of bad affect on the mech and that's now why the cassette is so glitchy, OR it could be that the glitch is all an act to make sure no one really looks too closely at their relationship.
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Good question. The little Skywarp in my head says he'll try it anyways just to see what would happen. XD
Could it even be able to survive in space? That'd be an awful way to die, you go from being made of rock and metals and your first day as an organic you die from the affects of space.
Maybe they'll turn into giant metal chickens since they're robots. And I suddenly had the scary thought that THAT's what happened with Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Garboil and Squawktalk.
Is it me or does Soundwave has a lot of birds?
My work here is done then. It makes sense, especially if someone who was testing out a new device or experiment. Have you seen the thing for trying to make a paralyzed person walk again? There's an insane amount of wires imbedded into the persons legs with that particular device.
I guess all those fics with Sam turning in the AllSpark have never thought of it before.
Cause I can't say I did XDBut since they usually make AllSpark!Sam start out without any control over his powers, I'm guessing he can't even touch someone with one of these devices. O_OAnd while Ravage would make a lot more sense than say Ratbat or something, it would be an interesting take if it was one of the others. Like maybe being reformatted, even if it was entirely willingly, had some sort of bad affect on the mech and that's now why the cassette is so glitchy, OR it could be that the glitch is all an act to make sure no one really looks too closely at their relationship.
I like the idea of it being all an act. XD
And now I'm hoping that if anyone adopts this, they chose Enemy (http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Enemy) for it. *grins*
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4. Pit hath no fury like a Seeker scorned.
This is the real secret behind why Starscream is constantly trying to depose Megatron - as a young, hero-worshipping, slightly spark-sore mech after losing Skyfire, Megatron brutally scorning him created a life-long grudge against the Decepticon leader.
13. One would think that a lot of laws and things would have to be rearranged if a human was turned into a Cybertronian. It's one thing if that human is a young teenager, it'd be another thing entirely if that human was a very high ranking officer. Because someone really needs to turn Keller into a Transformer (Rolls Royce Phantom). Or Maggie, I'd really like to see her as a Cybertronian, she'd probably be ecstatic.
I'd want to see Maggie turned into a Holden. For no other reason but that it's an Australian brand (GM-owned, maybe, but Aussie).
14. There were all sorts of machines popping to life in the movie, and with how large the radius of the All Spark blast was and the fact that they were in the middle of a very large, very crowded city, you know there had to be at least ONE person in the radius that had a pacemaker.
Either that 'Bot is very tame or as Leilani said, chestburster time!
18. ... Bonus points if the human really isn't a were creature or anything like that, but simply has a natural tendency to be more energetic during the full moon cycles.
I like that bit - all the hallmarks of a werewolf... without being one.
20. Transformer with the alt mode of a carousel, or any other carnival type ride.
There was a bunny not long ago about sparklings having slow but heaily armoured altforms, and I got thinking that if they have alts, they'd be go-carts and it came around to carousel seats (and their various shapes) and the carousel mech being a dedicated sparkling sitter mech.
21. No matter where you go or how alien another species is, some things just don't change.
????: "My wings are bigger than yours!"
???? 2: So, does wingspan correlate with the size of a mech's spike?
24. Some are surprised to learn that human scientists have accepted the fact that many of their experiments won't be completed until either decades have gone by or the original scientist is long dead. It would probably drive many Cybertronian scientists up a wall if they knew that the answers they were working towards wouldn't be answered in their lifetime. Especially considering how blasted long their life spans are.
They would either have a lot of respect, or a lot of scorn. Perceptor would be inclined to respect, Starscream to scorn.
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26. Edible energon body paint.
That happened in an RP I was in. My character, Bluestreak, had amnesia and was not yet ready to interface with his bondmate, Skydive, but their friends decided Skydive needed to get laid, so for April Fools, Skywarp painted a whole stack of stuff across Skydive's back, wings and aft. Blue decided to take the advice given and lick it off but got upset when he realised what that was doing to Skydive.
Skydive later got revenge with some help from Thundercracker, who had a way of remote-interfacing with Skywarp and keeping him on the edge of ages.
28.The ones who died in TF:TM didn't go quietly into the night. Instead they came back as vengeful spirits, inhabiting the bodies of the deceased, but those bodies are never their own. They do what they can to show their displeasure to those still living, from small malfunctions in computers to driving people mad. However, they also guard their comrades from harm.
I have to wonder who would turn into vengeful ones and who would be protective.
30.Heritage, or most likely genetic heritage, would be fascinating to Transformers. After all, if they 'inherited' anything from their creators, it would have to be built in intentionally, unlike with organics where there's a huge amount of different factors that make us what we are.
I supose that depends on how you view TF reproduction. Like, I have this vague idea in the back of my head about spark reproduction, that a spark would inherit a tendency towards the same type of alt as it parents. This totally goes out the window with Vector Sigma/Allspark-produced sparks, of course.
33.Art. Transformers with armor like the Dragoons from the Legend of Dragoons game.
I also once had a Final Fantasy cross over idea that had several of FF8's Guardian Forces (Summons, in other words - and not all canon ones either) going to visit Cybertron and ending up with mech bodies to use while there. Bahamut's body looks like a dragon-shaped space shuttle in altmode (a larger version of the Ragnarok in FF8) and a bit like a traditional dragoon in mech-form, to go with the idea that he's also Kain Highwind (dragoon from FF4). Tiamat is almost the same, only darker colours and more femme lines in robot mode.
35. Soundwave's mate didn't want to leave his side because of the war. However, they also didn't want to do a great deal of fighting since they weren't that physically strong to begin with, so he willingly reformatted himself into one of Soundwave's cassettes.
I also had a bunny about Soundwave seducing all his Cassettes. Somewhere in the back of my head Ravage was the first and also the most loyal. Now I have this idea of Ravage having once been Soundwave's original bondmate, and that's why he(she?) is so loyal.
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Actually, I got this thought in my head, what if the rest of the pathenon was the First Thirteen, so the population of Cybertron are all decended from the twelve who stayed with Primus? (Fallen turned against them and went to Unicron.) Though, that would beg the question, is the population of Cybertron still gods, even though they are just decended from the Originals, or are they just the children of the gods?
But I love the Quints as Unicron's hunters.
40. With how rare water is on Cybertron, certain inventors and scientists probably wouldn't know the hazards of specific metals and water. Or in other words; Wheeljack + Magnesium + Fire + Water = Boom!
I also have this vision of Wheeljack discovering how volatile some elements are when mixed with water, getting large chunks of said elements and chucking them into random bodies of water, all the while giggling maniacally.
Sodium + water. Wheeljack is in glee.
50. Slight crossover with Legacy of Kain. Glyph magic/energy as replacement for the dwindling energon.
In my personal cosmology, Primus works on the same basic principal as the Lifestream in several Final Fantasy installments, so theoretically, if a way could be found to channel it properly, Cybertronians could channel spark energy to create effects that defy the laws of physics - i.e. perform magic.
Just what effect this would have however on Primus, I'm not sure, since the spark energy being used to do so would be drawn from him.
51. Red Alert's first Halloween. Or really any Autobot or Decepticon you want. Skywarp will absolutely love it, and Mirage just might let out his more mischievous side for once. And the faction leaders of both sides are adding something to the banned list.
I can see Mirage having fun, creeping around playing at being a ghost.
Shockwave / Ultra Magnus / frigid
It is an interesting conundrum as to which is more frigid, since Shockwave is Shockwave, and Magnus perpetually is tied to Optimus in my head.
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And does this happen to be posted anywhere? Because I would seriously love to read that, for research purposes of course.
And Bluestreak/Skydive? That's a pairing I've never seen before, it sounds quite interesting.
I have to wonder who would turn into vengeful ones and who would be protective.
No idea. Though from the way the vetala info I found on Wiki read, it sounded more like the spirits were doing both at the same time. Kind of like a 'I'm the only one allowed to hurt them' mentality.
I supose that depends on how you view TF reproduction.
True, I often see the sparkling of a couple having a combination of the two (or more depending on the people involved). Then you can even add budding into the mix which looks like a type of cloning.
I also had a bunny about Soundwave seducing all his Cassettes.
I remember that bunny, wasn't one that was spawned from one of mine; the Soundwave and Reflector bunny? Or am I horribly confused and mixing up bunnies? And I'm still hoping that someone adopts that bunny.
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The pairing was one that happened randomly before I entered the game, I just picked up Blue after seeing a post by Skydive and then talking to his mun.
I supose that depends on how you view TF reproduction.
True, I often see the sparkling of a couple having a combination of the two (or more depending on the people involved). Then you can even add budding into the mix which looks like a type of cloning.
Yes, in both cases I can see how inheritance can happen in both - budding is simple, if TFs can bud, then I would believe they have some form a genetics. If it's sparklings that come from spark-sex... well the way I see it, the sparkling could inherit a tendency towards a certain type of body based on what his parents have, so that is the sort of body it gets upgraded into as it grows.
I also had a bunny about Soundwave seducing all his Cassettes.
I remember that bunny, wasn't one that was spawned from one of mine; the Soundwave and Reflector bunny? Or am I horribly confused and mixing up bunnies? And I'm still hoping that someone adopts that bunny.
Ahh yeah, my memory for who posted what bunny is... not very good. I think that was the inspiration - yours was about Soundwave wanting to make Reflector one of his Cassettes.
There was also the plotbunny about the Cassettes being turned back into their original selves and Soundwave disappearing. There was talk about how they would react and how they would vary - like Rumble and Frenzy were mining equipment in Megatron Origins while elsewhere Ratbat used to be a senator and none of those three were converted all that willingly. So somewhere I figured that Ravage might be one of the ones who desperately wants Soundwave back and to be a Cassette again... so connect that up with a Cassette being Sound's first mate... then Ravage is the first to mind.
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Thanks for the links.
Yes, in both cases I can see how inheritance can happen in both - budding is simple, if TFs can bud, then I would believe they have some form a genetics.
Hmm, now I'm starting to wonder more about personality and other things they could possibly pick up from their parents. And all of the crack pairing you can make to get a certain sparkling as a result, or for the older TFs, what their parents were like. Then there's the whole what if thing about Primus getting in on the act. What would his children be like?
Ahh yeah, my memory for who posted what bunny is... not very good.
That's why I keep a very extensive list of the bunnies I not only adopt, but the ones I find interesting and may one day expand on later, all under the posters name. Other wise, I'd not only forget the name but the bunny as well. And any other ideas I may come up with for the thing.
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Yes, well there's both spark personality and also how processors affect that. As a recent quote-bunny said, Cybertronians aren't a robot that happens to have a spark, they are a spark that has a robot body, and stuff like processors, logic circuits and programming just aid the spark in how it lives and works within that body.
Then there's sparkling-raised Cybertronians. I also recently came to an idea about this: if sparklings can be created sexually (as in, spark-sex), then they would start out tiny and wouldn't cope being put straight into a full-sized body, hence why they would need to be placed in a small body first and upgraded as their spark got bigger. Doing this, they would also learn slowly so all the nature vs. nurture stuff would apply, with natural spark genetics (i.e. the energy patterns and associated personality traits they inherit from their parent sparks) being influenced by how the sparkling is raised.
As for Primus... well this my personal view, and somewhat based on my own cosmology, but I don't see it conflicting much with any canon cosmology either, but Primus is seen as a god, so he must be a significantly larger entity than any Cybertronian. To go back to what I just said about sparkling sparks having to grow to a size that can cope with a larger body, well to cope with a body that is big enough to fold into a planet, Primus has a spark that is huge. Something that big could have such a huge range of pattern variation across it's whole structure that Cybertronians - whose sparks originate from Primus - only ever have tiny bits of those patterns and because their sparks can come from widely separate areas of Primus's own spark, it means the race has plenty of personality variations. Add the recombinations caused by sexual reproduction, then that means a lot of personality differences.
I recall a line in Good Omens about the intelligence of angels - it's not so much that they have intellects that are higher than humans but that they have intellects that are broader. Something like that applies to Primus.
That's why I keep a very extensive list of the bunnies I not only adopt, but the ones I find interesting and may one day expand on later, all under the posters name.
The nearest I have done to that is that I will write in links if I write up an idea on my own journal or on my personal muse-comm. I know my cosmology write-up has a few links added at the bottom due to them catching my eye (and that of my Magnus and Primus muses). I also recently looked again at the post on my journal where I put a ficbit I wrote on the spur of the moment for a plotbunny posted on this comm (the plunny was "Primus. Do Not Duplicate." It managed to get my own plunny about Primus quoting Hamlet mentioned in it too).
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This is the real secret behind why Starscream is constantly trying to depose Megatron - as a young, hero-worshipping, slightly spark-sore mech after losing Skyfire, Megatron brutally scorning him created a life-long grudge against the Decepticon leader.
So the group telepathy works, even if you just lurk here.
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Which makes me feel sorry for Skyfire because he's a very large mech with relatively small wings. And that would mean someone like Astrotrain would be the largest. If I'm remembering the right wings on the right mech.
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(Though I have been contemplating the matter of spike sizes and one would think that with the wide variation of sizes in Cybertronians, it's possible that there are total incompatibilities with spike-in-port interfacing. I mean, it would be impossible for a standard-sized mecg, like an Aerialbot, to interface spike-in-port style with a very big mech... like Omega Supreme. But then only in the last few days there was a plotbunny about all techniques of interfacing being possible and Cybertronians just using what they prefer - or what is socially acceptable. Maybe in cases of substantial size difference it's not a matter of preference but a matter of what works.)
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(Anonymous) 2009-08-04 08:02 am (UTC)(link)A holden ute.
Seriously, I don't think any Aussie who gets turned into a transformer would pick a different car frame... unless they could somehow change into a football stadium.
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Rumble: Could you please pass me the Energon Sugar, my dearest brother Frenzy
Frenzy: I would be honoured to do so.
Soundwave: Soundwave - enter Twilight zone?
12 = Cracktastic!
14. O_O LMAO
18. I like it. Taken the myth... then not delivering. I feel sorry for any myth addicts.
19. Inspired bunny number 43/44 on my next list.
35. My instincts say Ravage.
38. :D Aha! Mystery solved. So Shockwave would be the absolute in handsomeness!
40. lol
Wheeljack loves his new playpen.
41. Makes a nice change from a usually goody Jazz. Strangely enough I don't read many fics where he is nasty and unpleasant.
44. Reminds of the fact that superglue was concieved as a wound filler in war time.
49. Awww. Very sweet.
Scavanger: I... I got you this. <3
*Passes over christmas tinsel.*
Divebomb: How sweet. I got this for you too. <3
*Passes multifunction thingymajig*
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And some how that makes me think of Alice in Wonderland, in particular the Mad Hatter, so maybe the whole taming thing didn't work out as well as the 'Cons had hoped.
18. I like it. Taken the myth... then not delivering. I feel sorry for any myth addicts.
Even more extra bonus points if the person is a real grump when they first wake up. The kind where you would actually have to sneak up on them and poke them with a broom handle, duck down and wait for the arm to swing over your head, and then start the process again
like with my grandma.41. Makes a nice change from a usually goody Jazz. Strangely enough I don't read many fics where he is nasty and unpleasant.
And it would be so easy to make someone like him be mean, not to mention that it seems that fans like turning good guys bad. Actually, it would be very easy to make many of the Autobots mean and nasty. *thinks* You know, with how in the Mirror verse, Autobots make much more better bad guys and the Decepticons make better good guys, maybe that was how it was suppose to be in the first place and the verse we know the best is actually the Mirror verse.
44. Reminds of the fact that superglue was concieved as a wound filler in war time.
*shudders* Super glue in a wound just sounds extremely unpleasant, especially with how difficult it is to get that stuff off your skin let alone out of a wound.
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13. Autobot!Keller! *LOVES*
14. *horrified*
15. Interesting.
16. Red Alert: "I never thought we'd use that one. I came up with that plan as a joke."
Inferno: "Don't tell Optimus."
17. Inferno only allows Red Alert to view pre-approved websites. Unfortunetely, Inferno doesn't realize how easy it is for Red to escape the NetNanny program.
20. A few months back, I read a 2007verse fic where Megatron and Optimus called a temporary truce so they could deal with a giant rollarcoaster-former.
24. Perceptor would be horrified.
25. Or how about when the humans freak out when someone tosses a magnet at an Autobot? And would the humans think magnets would be good weapons against the Decepticons.
28. Interesting. I bet Prowl would make a good vetala.
29. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
31. *LOVES*
37. *LOVES*
39. *LOVES*
40. I WANT TO SEE!
41. But if the Decepticons won, wouldn't that mean that Optimus died instead of Megatron? Would Optimus have been the one to destroy the Allspark by having it shoved into his spark? So... how then was the Allspark fragment contaminated?
42. *LOVES* I bet Ratchet likes that. /sarcasm
45. Blaster was horrified when he realized he had just used a ten-dollar word. And used it correctly, no less.
51. Red Alert needs to enjoy Halloween, I think.
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20. And where is this fic? I'd really like to read it.
41. It was a completely alternate timeline, while the 'Cons won at Mission City, the Cube wasn't destroyed until later. Actually it was Ratchet who destroyed it, not Sam. And the fragment was somehow contaminated by exposure to Megatron, not sure how, since I haven't read any of the comics, but that's what Optimus was worried about.
42. And the rest of the 'Bots, and maybe even some of the 'Cons if Laserbeak catches this on tape, are going to be extremely confused when it's the twins that Ratchet is protecting while he chases Prowl and Red around the base with every medical tool in his arsenal.
51. Yes, yes he does. Really, I think Red just needs a holiday of some sort. A really long one. Which will be really hard to convince him to take, since he's even worse than Optimus, Prowl and Ratchet when it concerns taking a few days off.