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This lot are all tenacious. Just a warning. *glares at bunnies* EDIT - 3 TFA add ons.

1. Shattered Glass Rodimus/G1 Scourge - because they both have mastaches

2. The dead from TF the movie come back, and try to treat Galvatron like Megatron. It doesn't work.

Prowl: I believe we need a new strategy to combat...

Kup: Slag strategy! Kid, go stand in an unoccupied spot! *Rodimus moves*

Galvatron: MINE! MOVE! *Shoots sweep that's standing between him and Rodimus*

Kup: That's how you get Galvatron out the way, not with logic. *Prowl crashes*

3. Superion and Menasor fall in love. However, both Gestalt teams hate each other.

4. Swindle is knocked offline in battle one day. When he wakes up, he has no memory of his past, but fortunately for him, a bounty hunter named Lockdown has picked him up and explained they used to be partners. Swindle has the time of his life running round making money, but has a nagging feeling he's missing something. Then four strangers turn up, named Onslaught, Brawl, Vortex and Blast off. They claim he used to be their fifth, and aren't taking a 'but I don't know you' for an answer. (Not a crossover between TFA and G1 - Lockdown is just borrowed)

5. Everyone always talks behind Red Alert's back about how paranoid he is, and how he really doesn't need to be. How even though he always acts so suspicious, he must be really bad if Lazerbeak can get in and out. He's sort of okay with this, but when Inferno starts joining in, Red Alert leaves. He decides to go somewhere where his talents are actually appreciated and starts working with the humans. Meanwhile, the arc is finding out just how much work he had.

6. Red Alert and Starscream make a bet together. If Red Alert can act as if he trust everyone implicantly and lightens up about security for a month, Starscream will stall Megatron from using *weapon X*, the newest decepticon invention. Likewise, if Starscream can be nice and not insult Megatron or anyone else for a whole month, and be bright and friendly, Red Alert will pass on some harmless security codes. Both sides are completely freaked out by the changes, and are relieved when they go back to normal.

7. Beachcomber was one of the team that discovered 'Sauroposeidon' while working with humans. Wheeljack makes another dinobot.

8. Spike gets a life-threatening illness such as cancer, and has only a short time to live. The autobots decide to try and move his mind to a transformer body again, but the only one they can't make one in time. Instead, they go dig up Nightbird. In this, Nightbird is just a drone who was animated and follow simple instructions.

9. Hot Rod and Daniel Witwicky's first meeting.

10. In the 'burden hardest to bear' Scourge puts the matrix in himself and the results are rather odd. However, Ultra Magnus couldn't open the Matrix at all. What if the lumps were a result of someone opening the matrix too early? When Rodimus and Optimus fall, only one person can aid the autobots. Getting him to accept the idea is another thing entirely.

Ultra Magnus: You got it to work before, do it again before I get angry.

Scourge: While I realise you are in need of a leader, you do realise that not even the sweeps will listen to me all the time, don't you?

11. An evil human organization kidnap Spike to try and force the autobots to do what they want. When the autobots refuse to give in, they bury Spike alive to try and force them.

Spokesperson: Do as we say within *this period of time.*

Prowl: Why should we?

Spokesperson: Thats how long you've got before the kid is out of air.

12. While a few people do the transformers bringing up a child, everyone seems to forget about the cannon child growing up with the autobots, who probably has only interacted with a few humans (Spike, Carly, Sparkplug being the only constant ones). That's really the only way I can see the transformers acting as parents - and lets admit it, they seem to treat him like an adult constantly. What would he do if he got lost in a humans only enviroment?

13. The Decepticons find an old ship, which has blueprints for a weapon much more powerful than any of theirs. The one problem is that the computer is slowly disintergating, and they need to get the information off as quickly as possible. The information is too large for any one mech to memorize, and it can't be broken down or they'll lose the rest of the blueprints, so Soundwave can't get it out. The only one with a memory bank big enough to download the information in one piece is Rewind.

14. Unicron turns up to attempt to eat earth. Gaia objects in the highest terms. She isn't a sentient planet for nothing, and instead of science, she has magic. (magic in transformers is cannon, albiet only in the past. Just look at 'decepticon raider in king Arthur's court.)

15. (BW) Dinobot survives, and comes back to cybertron. Dinobot, this is Botantica. Botantica, meet Dinobot. Rattrap is over there. Have fun.

16. (Quote from Dodgeball)"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

17. Rodimus Prime's group is used to running to a planet and having the group welcome them with open arms. They're less used to one of their number being greeted with complete terror. Ironhide, in bootcamp, had cut off Bee's legs. That kind of thing leaves an impression.

18. Sentinel always imagined that Optimus would always be alone, because he wasn't good enough to have people shower him with attention. In Sentinel's CPU, he was worthless. Sentinel is ordered to bring Rodimus and his mech's to earth, because he's needed there. Rodimus falls head over heels for the young Optimus Prime, and Sentinel is surprised to find himself jealous, and trying to keep the two apart.

19. TFA cast as the cybertronian equivilant of A - Team. Because that theme tune suits them so perfectly.

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Wow, you're right, I want to write them. And I'm a lurker!

*Eyes 3, 5, 6, and 12*

They are tenecious. It was either dump them here or write them all drabbles. I can't deal with them right now.

12. Can't you just see Daniel getting frustrated because everyone treats him like a small child, while usually he's talked to like an adult?

Can I put in a voice of encouragement for writing 12? That one sounds fascinating.

Encourage away. That one has been particually tenacious, and kept trying to nibble my mind. munch on actually, and kept giving me weird crossovers to go with it. Like Daniel vs. Jim Ellison (from sentinel)

Mind if I adopt #18? Because I'm sort of writing a TF:A story that'll fit with.

Take it! Get it out of my head, I can't write while they're in the way. Also, I would truely love to see the story that came out of that.

Thanks for the bunny then!

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Goody! I'll be waiting for it! ...Where will you post it?

My lj, fanfiction.net and the Transformers Fanfiction Comumunity.

11. An evil human organization kidnap Spike to try and force the autobots to do what they want. When the autobots refuse to give in, they bury Spike alive to try and force them.

Spokesperson: Do as we say within *this period of time.*

Prowl: Why should we?

Spokesperson: Thats how long you've got before the kid is out of air.

Been watching Bones perchance? The Gravedigger episode gave me the creeps. Imagine what kind of torture that would be for Spike, alone in the dark and absolute silence, knowing he was going to die... ugh.

I was watching CSI Las Vagas, the one where the woman flicks on her lighter and realises she's buried alive. Thought, 'huh, wonder what the autobots would do if a human they knew was buried', and that... bunny appeared.

I was gonna say, I want number 18 also, but someone beat me to it X3

Doesn't stop you from taking it as well. Several prompts have a couple of people taking them.

Number four seems interesting, mostly, because I'm a Swindle fan.

So am I. Just can't find a lot of fanfiction with him in.

I know, I love all the characters, who don't have that much fanfiction.

Number five... is definatly going to be eating out my brain. NO! Must resist!

*shoves bunny into hatch* *Bunny bares razor sharp teeth and starts chewing* I'll get back to it, I'll get back to it. Now, project... due tomorrow...

Number four, I'm afraid, I'd ruin so horribly it's not even tempting me. >

I did warn everyone these are tenecious bunnies. I take no blame. In my little demented brain, Red Alert turns up at Sunnydale (buffy the vampire slayer), and gets sucked into that. Paranoia is a survival trait there, so no one cares when he gets all glitchy on them. In fact, they encourage it. Also, they're strong enough to say 'go away, he doesn't want to go back' to the autobots.

I'd like to write him going to Sunnydale, but I've never, ever watched a single episode of BTVS. I'm still not sure if it's unfortunately or fortunately.

But it would be interesting, from what I've read about Sunnydale. Somebody (probably ?Willow?) will give Prime the 'Shovel Talk' if he ever does try to come back and coerce Red into coming back because nobody wants to take care of his work.

And then there's Inferno... No, I don't think the members of Sunnydale would like him courting their precious giant alien robot who's perfectly paranoid and trying to un'paranoid' him. They'll probably want to get rid of him as well...

*ack!* Bunnies, chewing... NO! Must not Escape!

I could tell you all about buffy, but instead I'll give you a link that should tell you everything you need to know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_(TV_series)

The basic concept is that BTVS is a soap that is centered around a girl who protects the world from the forces of evil. Fun Stuff. The entire second season is almost all Buffy trying to get her undead boyfriend back from being evil.

The thing is, now I look at your bunny, I realise just how perfect they would be for Red. After all, Red's probably never had a bunch of people who all agree with him. In fact, they'd probably take most of his suggestions seriously.

Get that mutated... thing... away from me before it eats my brain. Again.

Alright... So, let me see. Buffy would be the one to tell Prime to bug off, Xander would joke, "you know, Paranoia is a life trait here", Giles or Angel might give the Autobots the finger as they attempt to convince Buffy to at least let them see Red...

And Red would be overjoyed, and probably a bit surprised to have his suggestions taken seriously. In fact, he'd probably be so surprised, he might just fritz a little, since he isn't used to having anyone listen to him. And after they do manage to convince him that they actually are listening, he becomes much more conscientious of his duties (not that he wasn't anyway, but for the first time in vorns he's actually putting his spark fully into his job for people that enjoy it) and refuses to go with the Autobots when they do come. And a full out brawl to win Red back will emerge from there.

GAAH! Get that mutated bunny away!

(You know, when I originally thought this, I thought he might go to Simmons, and Sector Seven, teach them how to create walls good enough to keep the Decepticons from hacking 'just in case' and from there Sector Seven, whatever is left of it, bands together and agrees that no Autobot is allowed to pry Red Alert away, and he must stay forever ><)

The only slight problem with the S7 one is that they were against all robots, not just decepticons, and I think Red Alert would go super-paranoid against them. However, that Bunny is apperntly latched onto my brain now, and I keep thinking of how it could go. I probably won't write it, because I have too many bunnies floating around again, which blocks out my writing ability, but I will encourage it.

And with BTVS, we musn't forget Inferno. Oh no, everyone will probably hate him on sight because Red Alert's THEIR insane paranoid (they like insane paranoid) transformer, and Willow will definately give the shovel talk. Using lightening bolts instead of shovels.

Well, I figure for the S7, Red might actually not be paranoid towards them all that much because they were just doing their jobs, and he might be mad enough to piss off all Autobots by going straight to sector Seven. I mean, could you imagine, Simmons, arms crossed, and glowering at Prime. "No, you can't have you. You lost your chance at keeping him, and we want him. Period. And we're not telling you where he is."

Prime would probably be shocked, but you know, I really have to give it to Simmons. He stayed incredibly cool when the car roof was ripped off over his head. It was amazing. I know I'd probably scream my head off.

As for Inferno- Wouldn't Xander be OK with Inferno? I mean, he loved firetrucks as a kid, so wouldn't he be ecstatic over having a fire truck that could actually talk to him?

As for Willow:

Willow: *glowers at Inferno* You.
Inferno: Yes?
Willow: If Red comes away from talking to you in any other emotion then pure happiness, I got enough power to fry you on the spot. There's also a lot of friends who are more then willing to help me dig the hole!
Inferno: Eeep! *dodges crackling lightening bolts.*

Still not convinced by the whole S7 thing. I try, and then Red runs around in my head screaming something about torture.

Although, I may have come up with an idea to meld the two if you're interested...

As for the BTVS bunny, I think that Xander would put aside his love for fire-trucks over 'he makes new friend uncomfterble.' And I love your willow snippet.

True, I'm not sure how exactly it would work, but still. I think that Sector Seven was assigned after the whole fiasco to develop ways of stopping and detecting Decepticons, and to do that, then they need someone who is so good at stoping them, they'll need Red.

And as for the idea to meld them, I'm always open to new ideas. ;)

BTVS- I guess you're right. Xander would put aside his love of fire trucks, though I think for at least a short time he'd be all over it. And then Willow would keep Red away from Prime as he and Buffy argue it out...

Prime: He's OURS. We had him first.
Buffy: Too bad. Loosers. You lost him.

Well, how about for a meld, Red runs into S7, who have been prohibited from Aliens and are now investigating the super-natural. He helps them out, and they send him to look at an odd town called Sunnydale.

Hence him meeting Buffy and co, and becoming precious to both groups.

And the reason Buffy's group hate the arc? The arc track him down, and when Red see's them, he overreacts and runs away. Twins/Inferno/Prime pin him down to stop him, and Buffy stumbles across Red shrieking to be let go while someone much stonger than him holds him down.

May I friend you? I've quite enjoyed turning this innocent little bunny into the plot were-rabbit of doom.

Yes, you many certianly add me as a firend. I always love making new friends.

And guess what? Over the night, I actually did write up quiet a few snippets of the story and such onto my account. Since I'm still a little unsure how to do an LJ cut, it's just sitting there nice and long on my page. If you just click my username it should meet up

(and I did use your ideas. Hope you like them. Though I think I slaughtered the Scooby gang horribly)

*unashamedly feeds bunny and nudges it forward*

4. Swindle is knocked offline in battle one day. Swindle has the time of his life running round making money, but has a nagging feeling he's missing something. Then four strangers turn up, named Onslaught, Brawl, Vortex and Blast off. They claim he used to be their fifth, and aren't taking a 'but I don't know you' for an answer.

The Combaticons need more fanfiction that's for sure. I'd attempt to change this myself but the two gestalts that reside in my head are already unmanageable enough. And as slow a writer as I am, I don't need a third refusing to cooperate as well.

7. Beachcomber was one of the team that discovered 'Sauroposeidon' while working with humans. Wheeljack makes another dinobot.

*froths and keels over in a dinosaur obsession induced fit*

4. Yeah, Swindle is for some strange reason, a favourite of mine. Of course, I have about twenty favourites or so, but anyway. Which gestalts are running about in your head out of interest?

7. *Pokes tentively and then again harder* could have been worse, could have said that Beachcomber found Spinosaurus, the biggestof all carnivourous dinosaurs. Just not the most famous.

Just imagine what would happen if the Dinobots watched Jurrasic park 3 then.

Which gestalts are running about in your head out of interest?

The Stunties and the Constructicons. My main story that I'm trying to get out focuses around the Stunticons being on Cybertron and getting 'adopted' by a herd of titanium moosebots. The whole thing started out as just a crack idea but then it turned into something a little more serious relatively quickly.

*Pokes tentively and then again harder* Just imagine what would happen if the Dinobots watched Jurrasic park 3 then.

*sheepishly gets up* A bit of an extreme reaction yes I know. But when you've recently explained to someone that no, elephants did not evolve from dinosaurs and that no icthyosaurs are not early dolphins either. Seeing someone who knows more than just the really famous species, it actually comes off as a bit of a shock.

I now have the image of someone having attached that distinctive ring to Grimlock. And his subsequent predictable ire at noise coming out from under his armor.

Spike: Here Grimlock, give me a hand up. (while Grimlock puts Spike up onto a control panel so he can get nearer eye level with his friends, Cell-phone falls out of Spike's pocket and into Grimlock's hand/wrist seperation crack. No one notices.)

Later on:(Grimlock is transformed)
Phone: Da da da daa da da da daa da!
Grimlock: WHERE BE NOISE!
Wheeljack: umm... I think it's in your chest...

I couldn't resist... sorry...

I'm glad you couldn't resist. That was awesome.

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