A brady bunch of bunny

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1. TVTropes keeps me busy for ages. Well I found this from the entry “World of Gay“
World of Gay: “The vain Sunstreaker from the Dreamwave Transformers comics was apparently written as being gay, although (this being a comic aimed at teen fanboys) it was never going to be used in the story itself. Oddly enough, the Ambiguously Gay Tracks was not intended to be gay.”
For Cybertron a bonding pair is normally between a Mech and Femme. (interface is freely excepted but bonding is different) Of course there were always a few who were suspected to be interested in bonding to the same designation. Tracks was high on that list of candidates. Sunstreaker was never a fan of him so teased Tracks mercilessly. He even went too far at times that even Sideswipe thought he went over the line. But Sunstreaker is just lashing out to hide the fact he is a mechXmech bonder/bonded.

2. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/storygen.php
Infinity Bunny
Just click new batch to get different variations.

3. Supernatural Crossover
Dean’s beloved car appears to be haunted much to his dismay. It’s almost like it has a life of it’s own. Sam just thinks Dean’s taking his love too far. What neither knows is that an Autobot swapped places with it. And if Dean finds out what really happened to his car… then the Autobot is in BIG trouble!


4. Semi Alien crossover
A small exploration ship from Cybertron checks out a distress signal on a lowly planet. On arrival there is no sign of life. All that exists is an empty mining station. Except it isn’t quite so empty. An advanced monstrous race lives on the planet and devoured the recent visitors, but their hunger wasn’t sated. So they sent out the signal in hopes of luring a meal. Cybertronian metal is inedible but that tasty scent of Energon is right up their alley.

5. Soundwave hypnotises everyone at the Bunny farm. His goal? To overthrow Megatron by using human pawns.

6. Megatron inexplicably dies and Soundwave rules all!

7. Primus came to Cybertron and turned Megatron into a statue. Starscream vanishes from reality and Shockwave is desperate to give himself to a new Decepticon Leader. Soundwave takes charge.

8. There was no Primus. There was only… Soundwave!


9. Because I was in a “I hate Twilight” mood.
When Tyler’s van was going to crush Bella, Edward stopped it. Only Tyler’s van was a rather vain Decepticon and wasn’t pleased with the fleshy hand print in his chassis. So he transformed and crushed Bella out of spite and proclaimed all Vampires as enemies of the Decepticons. Cue world wide vampire slaughter.

10. Transformers invade the TV.
Starscream is on Jerry Springer
Sunstreaker is hosting an art show with Rolf Harris
Soundwave plays the almighty Primus
Swindle is on the shopping channel
Wheeljack and Perceptor made it onto Myth Busters
Ratchet joins House on House
Astrotrain wonders what sort of Cybertron name Thomas the Tank Engine is
And Optimus and Megatron are sorting the fate of the war… on Judge Judy


11. ‘My Brothers Keeper.’
One mech watches in envy as Inferno takes care of his brother, Red Alert. He wishes he could help, but Red Alert never knew he existed and if he did it could mean their deaths.


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For all Perceptor fans I decided to look at Perception quotes.
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12. Sort of Numb3rs Crossover (think P = NP)
“There was so much handwriting on the wall that even the wall fell down.”
- Christopher Morley
Perceptor was obsessed with finding THE answer. It consumed him to the point all outside influence was ignored. When data pads were filled he moved to the walls. He wouldn’t stop. Couldn’t stop; and no-one could get through that obsession.


13. “Intuition comes very close to clairvoyance; it appears to be the extrasensory perception of reality.” - Alexis Carrel
Perceptor could see the overlapping of realities, pounding against each other like waves.
And sometimes he would confuse the one he saw, with the one he was in.

14. “We have a hunger of the mind which asks for knowledge of all around us, and the more we gain, the more is our desire; the more we see, the more we are capable of seeing.” - Maria Mitchell.
Perceptor understood the Dinobots better then others. He didn’t see them as dumb, he simply saw them as an untapped fountain awaiting the filling of knowledge.

15. “We're often so blind. Our demand for the credentialed so colours our perception of believability, that we wouldn't recognize God if he appeared within us.” -Unknown.
Much to the shock of everyone, Perceptor denied the existence of Primus. Not knowing he was the physical embodiment of whom he caste away as fiction.

16. “Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites.” - Anthony J. D’Angelo
Tired of being ignored as the egghead, Perceptor has developed the habit of biting to get others attentions.

17. “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” - Albert Einstein
Perceptor was dead. Only no-one wanted to tell him.

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And now family quotes for Blaster fans
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18. “Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart walking around outside your body.” - Elizabeth Stone
Blaster created his Casseticons not for a family but because he wanted to be hurt.



19. “Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” - Martin Mull
During the worst of the war when supplies were few, Blaster lost the use of his audials with no means to fix them. He despised the silence and it clearly loved to torment him back, so when he got his audials fixed he couldn’t bear the idea of silence again. So Blaster agreed to become a Casseticon carrier. Even if he lost his external hearing his internal would never be silent.

A. Blaster loses his hearing and goes ever so slightly mad.





20. “The family is one of nature's masterpieces.” - George Santayana
Sunstreaker was an artist, he saw art where others didn’t. And he couldn’t but see Blaster as his equal. Blaster's Cassettes are not amused by their creators admirer and do anything to thwart Sunstreaker in his attempts.


21. “A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.” - Ogden Nash
Steeljaw contracts a virus that is slowly eating away at his internal functions. Blaster won’t let his youngest die though, not as long as he lived!

22.
I like even numbers so...
LOST crossover
Instead of Flight 815 it was a Decepticon seeker who crashed onto the island.


SOUNDWAVE IS ALL POWERFUL!!!!!