Transformers Bunny Farm

Yes, various one-liners and little scenes that have at some point popped into my mind. Maybe someone will grab one and let it grow into a proper fic. No, I'm not going to explain them, use your imagination.

1. Prowl placed his hands on his hips. "Sideswipe, when I first met Jazz, he asked to dance with me. YOU slapped my aft the moment my back was turned."

2. "Don't look at me, I'm innocent!" Starscream cried, exasperated. There was a moment of absolute silence before everyone present burst into raucous laughter. "Dammit, the one time I say it and actually mean it..." the seeker muttered.

3. Megatron turned his back to the squabbling Stunticons and asked his rival tiredly: "Trade ya?" Optimus glanced at the twins who were chasing Cliffjumper in circles around confused-looking Bluestreak. "Don't tempt me."

4. "Let me get this straight: Hound was moaning about how he wanted a treehouse, but there were no trees big enough to support him - so Wheeljack built him a giant metal tree. And WHEN exactly did this seem like a good idea?"

5. "I don't care what you think" Growled Fireflight. "You can wait until AFTER the bonding ceremony to start a brawl with the rest of the Stunticons, tradition or not."

6. "Wheeljack's been... subdued, lately." "Yeah, apparently someone taught Swoop to build cardhouses from aluminum sheets, and 'Jack's been going out of his way to avoid any explosions, cause he hates upsetting any of the Dinobots." "... Find me the mech who did that, I wanna kiss him."

1. Dinobots playing Tumble Tower. (For those who are not familiar with it, it's a game that consists of 48 wooden blocks, stacked into a tower, three blocks for each layer. Players take turns removing blocks from somewhere in the tower and adding them to the top. Last player to place a block without causing the tower to tumble down is the winner. Very addictive.)
Ratchet or Wheeljack gave them the game to help them develop their manual dexterity, only to come back later to find that a number of other Autobots have gotten roped into the game. Willingly or not.


2. Medic!Swoop bunny. Despite doing well with his training, and Ratchet insisting that the pteranodon is entirely qualified for a field medic, most Autobots aren't all too trusting of his skills. But when Ratchet is hit by a stray shot in the battlefield, Swoop gets the chance to prove himself.


3. "Those Dino-glitches couldn't do 'subtle' to save their afts."
Dinobots happen to overhear the above sentence, and of course they can't pass a challenge. And they're awfully determined.


4. It sometimes happens that guys blurt out the sweetest things in a moment of stupid honesty, and then get embarrassed about being caught saying something so utterly sappy. But for Dinobots, 'stupid honesty' is pretty much their default state of mind. Cue cooing, blushing femmebots and sulky, ignored mechs.