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No angst in sight! Well, like, one
I'm in a silly mood. Let's make this smile-inducing.
1. G1: Spike: Wow! What is this?
Bumblebee: What, this? This is just an old drinking song from back on Cybertron.
Spike: I didn't know your drinking songs had choreography!
2. G1: Wheeljack had made an obstacle course of of the Ark. Not the Ark that the rest of the ship hangs out in (the rec room, the med bay, the wash racks, aka All the Overused Areas in Fanfictions), but more hidden-in-the-rock parts like the engine room, the mess hall, the storage bay, and all the other little fiddly bits they show you on those battleship tours like they have in national parks.
a. Cliffjumper takes a spin on the obstacle course. It's the most fun he's had all week.
3. G1: Mirage used to build protoforms for himself to switch into on a whim like a human has sets of clothes. After talking to another Cybertronian, he has a fit of guilt and donates the shells to a worth cause... the Decepticons.
a. Decepticon: Hello, Daddy!
Cliffjumper: I knew it! I KNEW IT!
4. TFA. Decepticon females lay a clutch of eggs every (time period) like clockwork, fertilized or not. During this time, they get moody, short-tempered, and in the rare case of Strika, weepy and clingy.
a. Strika: Out of my sight, you miserable wretch!
Blackout: (slight wibble)
Inner!Strika: Oh no, I have hurt the poor thin- NO, I cannot cuddle Blackout!
i. Surprisingly, this is Lugnut's LEAST favorite time of the (time period). He likes strong, love-you-but-hate-you Strika. LoveyouloveyouloveyouLOVEYOU Strika scares him to death.
5. TFA. ???: I dunno... can you handle organizing all those organics by yourself?
Bumblebee: I. Was Manufactured. For This. Gimme the mic.
6. G1. Ironhide and Ratchet go as each other for Halloween.
7. G1. Rewind HATES mainstream trivia that's wrong. And he can get touchy about it.
a. Raoul: You know Walt Disney's head is frozen in, like, the Matterh-
Rewind: NO HE IS NOT, Walk Disney's remains were cremated and buried in a family plot next to his wife!
Raoul: Okay, man, geez!
Rewind: (shaking in anger) Good!
8. TFA. After a period of far-too-serious, stick-up-the-tailpipe behavior, Optimus has a personal epiphany... he's a dork, and he's happy that way.
a. Bumblebee and Bulkhead likes him better as a dork. "You make us look even cooler by comparison! Wanna play DDR?"
9. G1. The Decepticons are going to break into Autobot headquarters and steal all their energon.
Oh yeah.
Decepti-heist.
a. Soundwave's the guy on the computer going "Gimme a minute, give me one more minute."
Rumble's the one with the AK-47 going "(dakkadakkadakka) Where's the van? Where's the va- WHO'S THE VAN?!"
Hook's the last-minute replacement guy who's like "Let's do this."
And other such things. And the whole time, Megatron's back in the Nemesis grinning like a madman.
10. G1 or TFA. Wreck-Gar knows how to escape from handcuffs, energy ropes, anything... but only when it's funny.
1. G1: Spike: Wow! What is this?
Bumblebee: What, this? This is just an old drinking song from back on Cybertron.
Spike: I didn't know your drinking songs had choreography!
2. G1: Wheeljack had made an obstacle course of of the Ark. Not the Ark that the rest of the ship hangs out in (the rec room, the med bay, the wash racks, aka All the Overused Areas in Fanfictions), but more hidden-in-the-rock parts like the engine room, the mess hall, the storage bay, and all the other little fiddly bits they show you on those battleship tours like they have in national parks.
a. Cliffjumper takes a spin on the obstacle course. It's the most fun he's had all week.
3. G1: Mirage used to build protoforms for himself to switch into on a whim like a human has sets of clothes. After talking to another Cybertronian, he has a fit of guilt and donates the shells to a worth cause... the Decepticons.
a. Decepticon: Hello, Daddy!
Cliffjumper: I knew it! I KNEW IT!
4. TFA. Decepticon females lay a clutch of eggs every (time period) like clockwork, fertilized or not. During this time, they get moody, short-tempered, and in the rare case of Strika, weepy and clingy.
a. Strika: Out of my sight, you miserable wretch!
Blackout: (slight wibble)
Inner!Strika: Oh no, I have hurt the poor thin- NO, I cannot cuddle Blackout!
i. Surprisingly, this is Lugnut's LEAST favorite time of the (time period). He likes strong, love-you-but-hate-you Strika. LoveyouloveyouloveyouLOVEYOU Strika scares him to death.
5. TFA. ???: I dunno... can you handle organizing all those organics by yourself?
Bumblebee: I. Was Manufactured. For This. Gimme the mic.
6. G1. Ironhide and Ratchet go as each other for Halloween.
7. G1. Rewind HATES mainstream trivia that's wrong. And he can get touchy about it.
a. Raoul: You know Walt Disney's head is frozen in, like, the Matterh-
Rewind: NO HE IS NOT, Walk Disney's remains were cremated and buried in a family plot next to his wife!
Raoul: Okay, man, geez!
Rewind: (shaking in anger) Good!
8. TFA. After a period of far-too-serious, stick-up-the-tailpipe behavior, Optimus has a personal epiphany... he's a dork, and he's happy that way.
a. Bumblebee and Bulkhead likes him better as a dork. "You make us look even cooler by comparison! Wanna play DDR?"
9. G1. The Decepticons are going to break into Autobot headquarters and steal all their energon.
Oh yeah.
Decepti-heist.
a. Soundwave's the guy on the computer going "Gimme a minute, give me one more minute."
Rumble's the one with the AK-47 going "(dakkadakkadakka) Where's the van? Where's the va- WHO'S THE VAN?!"
Hook's the last-minute replacement guy who's like "Let's do this."
And other such things. And the whole time, Megatron's back in the Nemesis grinning like a madman.
10. G1 or TFA. Wreck-Gar knows how to escape from handcuffs, energy ropes, anything... but only when it's funny.
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I like the concept of #2 mostly for the condition that the settings not be those overused in fanfiction. All universes/fandoms seem to have these, like bridges of ships in sci-fi, or someone great hall, inn, or throne room in fantasy, etc. I wonder what other rooms *are* on the Ark.
#3 is funny, but I am personally still new to or confused by the various differences in how Transformer bodies work in the various TF 'verses. SUch as how sometimes the protoform is a type of blank or larval phase, but other times the way a Cybertronian body looks before it transcans and alt, which makes their nanites suddenly create colorful vehicle bits (the latter being movie verse).
#4 is hilarous, yet it makes me envision a scary combination of TF: RotF and Aliens with space marines and giant robot Queens. Like the plot is for a ship of humans who are allied with Autobots to take it upon themselves to disrupt Decepticon breeding. What would the Autobots do if they found out? How many Humans and how many hatchlings would horribly die before the end? (But this one would challenge me, because, as with #3 the many interpretations or possibilities for Transformer reproduction exist in the various 'verses. I am not sure I could be the decider on under what circumstances the eggs could hatch and become lifeforms.) But it would be bonus if a fic like this included a character with a religion reference name: Bishop, Monk, etc.
#9 would be extra funny to me if one of the heist-plot characters is eating/fueling in every scene without mention or explanation.
#10 is funny exactly because he can only do it when it's funny.
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#5 sounds as if Bee was at a concert or a rally.
#6 and #7 tickled my fancy.
But truly it was #8 that caused me to giggle. Optimus Prime is a huge dork. And we like him that way. I mean, imagine TF:A with Optimus as a way too serious person. That's like a fifth of the comedy down the drain! And we wouldn't get fun episodes like the one where he had to retrieve SP's body after his head got cut off.
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6. This just makes me giggle. I may end up adopting this one. Oh the images!
9. I don't suppose you were partially inspired by a Dane Cook skit called 'Heist' for this one, were you? Either way, it's stinking hilarious, and I hope it gets done!
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...or maybe it's cuz I'm sick. Yeah, gotta be the illness.