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tf_bunny_farm2010-09-25 09:24 pm
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Romance bunnies
Another themed bunny set. I'm on a roll.
Some of these are a little dark.
1. "What the frag you're yelling at me for?"
"You left!"
"I came back!"
"You left again!"
"Because you were with him!"
"I WAS SETTLING FOR LESS!"
2. Bot #1: "Love is an illusion, like the horizon. Something that's pretty when seen from a distance, but which you can never touch."
Bot #2: *grabs Bot #1 in a bear hug* "So much for that theory."
3. His kisses always tasted like energon, dust and the bitter carbon particles of smoke and ozone from burned electronics. Like war.
But there was one mech who couldn't get enough of it.
4. The other mech stood up straight, his armor stained with energon and pock marked with laser scars in places. One fleck of fluid on his faceplates succumbed to gravity and ran down until it perched precariously on the edge of his lips. A gunmetal colored glossa darted out to catch the drop before it could fall, and a strange, dreamy look flashed in those burning optics.
The mech observing this vision of grand, sensual ferocity could not even feel embarrasment as his spark did something as utterly cliche and sappy as missing a beat.
5. "I've told you not to touch my work station."
"What makes you think I have?"
"Because I'm pretty sure that the last line of this equation isn't supposed to be '1 < 3 U'."
6. "Oh, frag you!"
"You forgot the 'I wanna'-part."
7. You know how human couples come up with those embarrassing lovey-dovey nicknames for one another, like "Muffin", "Sugarplum" or "Pumpkin"? Well, what would cybertronian lovers call one another?
7.a I've met a few couples that go the other way, calling one another things like "Bastard", "Dirthead" or "Jackass". Can you think of any bots who would do that?
8. Communicating through song lyrics. Let's say our lovers don't feel like arguing in front of everyone, so one bot plays a bit of a song, the other responds with another song.
9. "Are those... your creators talking with mine?"
"Indeed."
"And... They're getting along?"
"Quite well, actually."
"Do you think they know-"
"Yes, they do."
"... You think they're discussing the date of our bonding ceremony, yet?"
10. "I know I've done dumb things in the past. Things I can't take back now. But if if I have to lay down and offline at his feet to make it up for him, then I will."
"... No. Live for him. If you are really willing to offline for him, then live for him. Live WITH him, through the good and the bad."
Some of these are a little dark.
1. "What the frag you're yelling at me for?"
"You left!"
"I came back!"
"You left again!"
"Because you were with him!"
"I WAS SETTLING FOR LESS!"
2. Bot #1: "Love is an illusion, like the horizon. Something that's pretty when seen from a distance, but which you can never touch."
Bot #2: *grabs Bot #1 in a bear hug* "So much for that theory."
3. His kisses always tasted like energon, dust and the bitter carbon particles of smoke and ozone from burned electronics. Like war.
But there was one mech who couldn't get enough of it.
4. The other mech stood up straight, his armor stained with energon and pock marked with laser scars in places. One fleck of fluid on his faceplates succumbed to gravity and ran down until it perched precariously on the edge of his lips. A gunmetal colored glossa darted out to catch the drop before it could fall, and a strange, dreamy look flashed in those burning optics.
The mech observing this vision of grand, sensual ferocity could not even feel embarrasment as his spark did something as utterly cliche and sappy as missing a beat.
5. "I've told you not to touch my work station."
"What makes you think I have?"
"Because I'm pretty sure that the last line of this equation isn't supposed to be '1 < 3 U'."
6. "Oh, frag you!"
"You forgot the 'I wanna'-part."
7. You know how human couples come up with those embarrassing lovey-dovey nicknames for one another, like "Muffin", "Sugarplum" or "Pumpkin"? Well, what would cybertronian lovers call one another?
7.a I've met a few couples that go the other way, calling one another things like "Bastard", "Dirthead" or "Jackass". Can you think of any bots who would do that?
8. Communicating through song lyrics. Let's say our lovers don't feel like arguing in front of everyone, so one bot plays a bit of a song, the other responds with another song.
9. "Are those... your creators talking with mine?"
"Indeed."
"And... They're getting along?"
"Quite well, actually."
"Do you think they know-"
"Yes, they do."
"... You think they're discussing the date of our bonding ceremony, yet?"
10. "I know I've done dumb things in the past. Things I can't take back now. But if if I have to lay down and offline at his feet to make it up for him, then I will."
"... No. Live for him. If you are really willing to offline for him, then live for him. Live WITH him, through the good and the bad."