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Lot's of wittiness here
Some more bunnies from me (12 to be exact). I don't know whether they're any good, since most of them are either completely random or total crack.
1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)
2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or whatever comes to mind first, doesn't matter.
3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD
4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."
5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?
6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."
7. "The only way to predict the future is to invent it."
8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll." (What the heck is an Ugly Doll?!)
9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.
10. Commercial planes will sometimes get birds sucked into their engines, to disastrous results. What if this happened to a Seeker? Or any transformer with a flight-capable alt. mode, for that matter.
11. What's our equivalent of energon? Soda? Coffee? Ice cream? Alcohol? (And don't say it's food in general.)
12. Optimus Prime's "theme song" is "The Touch" by Stan Bush. What's Megatron's theme song? Starscream's? Soundwave's? Jazz's? Prowl's? Wheeljack's? Ratchet's? (And anyone else you can think of a good theme song for.)
That's it from me. And sorry if they're bad; I thought I had a bunch of good ones, but they all fled in terror when I sat down to write this. :/
1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)
2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or whatever comes to mind first, doesn't matter.
3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD
4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."
5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?
6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."
7. "The only way to predict the future is to invent it."
8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll." (What the heck is an Ugly Doll?!)
9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.
10. Commercial planes will sometimes get birds sucked into their engines, to disastrous results. What if this happened to a Seeker? Or any transformer with a flight-capable alt. mode, for that matter.
11. What's our equivalent of energon? Soda? Coffee? Ice cream? Alcohol? (And don't say it's food in general.)
12. Optimus Prime's "theme song" is "The Touch" by Stan Bush. What's Megatron's theme song? Starscream's? Soundwave's? Jazz's? Prowl's? Wheeljack's? Ratchet's? (And anyone else you can think of a good theme song for.)
That's it from me. And sorry if they're bad; I thought I had a bunch of good ones, but they all fled in terror when I sat down to write this. :/
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My first thought? Teletraan/Cosmos.
3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD
He'd probably cower in fear from the innocence. *giggles*
4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."
... I'm hearing Blaster saying this. Kind of singing it and saying "Get it oooooonnnnn!" like that one guy does.
5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?
Regular or Decaf? Left side, right side, cake, or candy? *reads what she just wrote* MOVING ON!
6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."
This would be so funny if someone said this to Blaster, without knowing Blaster's name. He'd give them this look and they wouldn't know why everyone was laughing.
7. "The only way to predict the future is to invent it."
This would be a good thing for Perceptor to say, I think. Though I've always seen him as a kind of Seer, so either he's invented a lot of the future or he's lying.
8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll." (What the heck is an Ugly Doll?!)
... I want an Uglydoll Poe so much now.
9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.
The question is: Where does Devastator get enough Altoids to get fresh breath?
And why are Bruticus/Devastator fics so hard to find?!
11. What's our equivalent of energon? Soda? Coffee? Ice cream? Alcohol? (And don't say it's food in general.)
Grenadine syrup. The cheap kind. It's yummy.
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Ooh... That sounds like it would turn out to be a really angsty fic. D;
He'd probably cower in fear from the innocence. *giggles*
Unicorn: Do you know what I am?
Megatron: NOOO!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! INNOCENCE OVERLOAD, AARRGGHH!!! *head asplodes*
Unicorn: o-O
... I'm hearing Blaster saying this. Kind of singing it and saying "Get it oooooonnnnn!" like that one guy does.
Lol, I could see him going around the Ark singing this and driving Optimus Prime and Prowl up the wall. XD
Regular or Decaf? Left side, right side, cake, or candy? *reads what she just wrote* MOVING ON!
*gets random mental image of Megatron in an apron baking a cake* AHEM....
This would be so funny if someone said this to Blaster, without knowing Blaster's name. He'd give them this look and they wouldn't know why everyone was laughing.
XD Blaster would be like, "I AM THE MUSIC." >[ And that made no sense whatsoever... *justwokeupfromanapcoughcough*
This would be a good thing for Perceptor to say, I think. Though I've always seen him as a kind of Seer, so either he's invented a lot of the future or he's lying.
Maybe when Perceptor sees the future and something bad is in store he lies about it to everyone else, and then locks himself in his lab and reinvents it.
... I want an Uglydoll Poe so much now.
I got the inspiration for this one from my Ice Bat Uglydoll. XD
The question is: Where does Devastator get enough Altoids to get fresh breath?
Devastator: *shows up at Altoids factory* Make BIG Altoids! NOW!
And why are Bruticus/Devastator fics so hard to find?!
I know! It's an awesome pairing, I don't know why no one writes it. I would myself, but
I'm too lazyI'm not the greatest at awkward romance fics, lol.Grenadine syrup. The cheap kind. It's yummy.
I have no idea what Grenadine syrup is... But it sounds deadly. XD
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Angsty? I was thinking cute. *thinks* But tnow that you mention it, it could be rather angsty. *hugs Cosmos* Poor baby needs love and when he finally thinks he gets it, it turns all angsty.
Cosmos: *cries*
Unicorn: Do you know what I am?
Megatron: NOOO!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! INNOCENCE OVERLOAD, AARRGGHH!!! *head asplodes*
Unicorn: o-O
*giggles* I wonder if that old lady (the one that caged the Unicorn. I can't remember her name) would try to capture a Decepticon. Probably one of the Cassettes.
Lol, I could see him going around the Ark singing this and driving Optimus Prime and Prowl up the wall. XD
Optimus: *hears singing* *groans* "Does he have a mute button?"
Prowl: "If he doesn't, Ratchet has offered to install one at his next maintenance check."
*gets random mental image of Megatron in an apron baking a cake* AHEM....
Starscream: "Why are you wearing an apron?"
Megatron: *hides cake* "No reason."
Starscream: "Is... that pink frosting on your head?"
Megatron: *panics and throws cake at Starscream* "YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, STARSCREAM!"
Starscream: *wipes cake off his face and licks his fingers* "Someone seems to have forgotten his medication today."
XD Blaster would be like, "I AM THE MUSIC." >[ And that made no sense whatsoever... *justwokeupfromanapcoughcough*
No, that makes perfect sense. Blaster is the music! *has also just woke up*
Maybe when Perceptor sees the future and something bad is in store he lies about it to everyone else, and then locks himself in his lab and reinvents it.
... Brilliant! *wants to see this so much*
I got the inspiration for this one from my Ice Bat Uglydoll. XD
*runs to see which one that is* Cute!
Devastator: *shows up at Altoids factory* Make BIG Altoids! NOW!
And after, there wouldn't be enough left over to make human sized ones, and so the company will go out of business. No more Altoids. *Devastator is sad*
I know! It's an awesome pairing, I don't know why no one writes it. I would myself, but
I'm too lazyI'm not the greatest at awkward romance fics, lol.I can't write it either. Too large a cast for me, if they separate.
I have no idea what Grenadine syrup is... But it sounds deadly. XD
Real grenadine is made from pomegranate juice. The cheaper stuff, I think (I'm probably wrong), is made from high fructose corn syrup. It's rather sweet and tastes good on vanilla ice cream.
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Cosmos: *cries*
NOO Cosmos I will give you a hug and mecha-chocolate!! D:
*giggles* I wonder if that old lady (the one that caged the Unicorn. I can't remember her name) would try to capture a Decepticon. Probably one of the Cassettes.
OMG. She would totally capture Ravage and make him transform constantly for the audience. *wants to see this so badly*
Optimus: *hears singing* *groans* "Does he have a mute button?"
Prowl: "If he doesn't, Ratchet has offered to install one at his next maintenance check."
LOL *has a mental image of Optimus with a remote control that has a single, huge mute button on it*
Starscream: "Why are you wearing an apron?"
Megatron: *hides cake* "No reason."
Starscream: "Is... that pink frosting on your head?"
Megatron: *panics and throws cake at Starscream* "YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, STARSCREAM!"
Starscream: *wipes cake off his face and licks his fingers* "Someone seems to have forgotten his medication today."
MEGATRON USES PINK FROSTING! I KNEW IT!
Speaking of frosting... that could be turned into an absolutely awful smut fic. XD *mind is in the gutter*
... Brilliant! *wants to see this so much*
*wants to see it too*
And after, there wouldn't be enough left over to make human sized ones, and so the company will go out of business. No more Altoids. *Devastator is sad*
Unless he briefly switched to the cinnamon Altoids while they restocked. *evil grin*
I can't write it either. Too large a cast for me, if they separate.
Oh yeah, way too ginormous a cast. I'd wind up concentrating on only a few of them and the others would disappear into the background. D;
Real grenadine is made from pomegranate juice. The cheaper stuff, I think (I'm probably wrong), is made from high fructose corn syrup. It's rather sweet and tastes good on vanilla ice cream.
That actually sounds quite tasty. I'll have to try it sometime.
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Sorry to butt into a conversation, but what if, conversely,by trying to change things he ended up accidentally causing them instead? (They did something similar in "RvB") Or, he knows it's bad to mess with the future and instead has to wait for all these tragedies come to pass cos he has no choice? (This comes up all the time in time travel movies/shows...)
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This could be why he keeps to himself most of the time. He doesn't want to get close to someone whose death he'll see and be powerless to prevent.
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Conversely, if he can see things others can't, does this include the past as well as the future? Or even, in a sense, things he shouldn't see? Like ghosts? *shivers* This is really thought-provoking...
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Conversely, if he can see things others can't, does this include the past as well as the future?
I think he could. The question would be, though, would he let others knows the past he sees? Some of it might be hard to believe, like if he saw the Quintessons creating Cybertron. Or maybe he wouldn't tell because it's not his story to tell? I can see him 'watching' Kup's adventures and keeping quiet because he knows Kup enjoys telling his own stories.
I think he could also see the present as well, though for some reason, I think that would give him a headache.
Or even, in a sense, things he shouldn't see? Like ghosts? *shivers* This is really thought-provoking...
Have you (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4286069/4/Close_Drabblings_Of_The_Third_Kind) read (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4294752/1/Fluttering_Ascension)
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Now I know why they all say this fandom is psychic... O_O
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singing: "Bad Boys. Bad Boys. What ya gonna do when they come for you?"
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You're not the only one that laughed so hard they cried when they read this. Because isn't it just perfect crack?
5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?
Autobots: Pirates (because the 'Cons would be ninjas), Chocolate (because it seemed appropriate for reasons I don't feel like thinking on), Dogs (because they're super friendly and really annoying at times. And because one of them is named Hound...).
Decepticons: Ninjas (because ninjas are dark and sneaky and stuff), Vanilla (because the 'Bots would go for chocolate), Cats ('cause cats are regal and tempermental and cause of Ravage...).
6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."
Someone totally needs to say this to Blaster... I can see Mikaela talking to him about music before getting a proper introduction and saying this and then being all confused over the fact that he gets all huffy and leaves.
8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll."
I'm with kirin: I want and Uglydoll Poe so freakin' much now.
9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.
That's... I really need to try this. No, really. Because Devastator/Bruticus? Sounds awesome. And it is not my place in the universe to deny the awesome.
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The song "For Science" by They Might Be Giants comes to mind...