Lot's of wittiness here

[daftedly.livejournal.com]

Some more bunnies from me (12 to be exact). I don't know whether they're any good, since most of them are either completely random or total crack.

1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)

2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or whatever comes to mind first, doesn't matter.

3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD

4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."

5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?

6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."

7. "The only way to predict the future is to invent it."

8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll." (What the heck is an Ugly Doll?!)

9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.

10. Commercial planes will sometimes get birds sucked into their engines, to disastrous results. What if this happened to a Seeker? Or any transformer with a flight-capable alt. mode, for that matter.

11. What's our equivalent of energon? Soda? Coffee? Ice cream? Alcohol? (And don't say it's food in general.)

12. Optimus Prime's "theme song" is "The Touch" by Stan Bush. What's Megatron's theme song? Starscream's? Soundwave's? Jazz's? Prowl's? Wheeljack's? Ratchet's? (And anyone else you can think of a good theme song for.)

That's it from me. And sorry if they're bad; I thought I had a bunch of good ones, but they all fled in terror when I sat down to write this. :/

Comments

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

"Maybe when Perceptor sees the future and something bad is in store he lies about it to everyone else, and then locks himself in his lab and reinvents it."

Sorry to butt into a conversation, but what if, conversely,by trying to change things he ended up accidentally causing them instead? (They did something similar in "RvB") Or, he knows it's bad to mess with the future and instead has to wait for all these tragedies come to pass cos he has no choice? (This comes up all the time in time travel movies/shows...)

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

... You have a point. *thinks* What if he had to learn the hard way that he shouldn't try to change the future? And what if someone knew he could see the future and knew that he had plenty of time to change things... If Perceptor saw someone getting killed (or something similar) and did nothing...

This could be why he keeps to himself most of the time. He doesn't want to get close to someone whose death he'll see and be powerless to prevent.

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

That's such a depressing thought. I could totally see someone getting mad at him for, say, Prime's death, when there was really nothing he could do without dire consequences. (Or, had he tried, no matter what he did to stop it, it just seemed to fuel the fire...) Poor Perceptor! If I didn't have so much on my plate, I'd definitely take this one on... Though, I'm much better at comedy than drama. I hope someone does something with this, cos it's too good to be ignored!

Conversely, if he can see things others can't, does this include the past as well as the future? Or even, in a sense, things he shouldn't see? Like ghosts? *shivers* This is really thought-provoking...

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

I hope someone adopts it too. I'd try to, but I really should finish the fics I'm already working on.

Conversely, if he can see things others can't, does this include the past as well as the future?

I think he could. The question would be, though, would he let others knows the past he sees? Some of it might be hard to believe, like if he saw the Quintessons creating Cybertron. Or maybe he wouldn't tell because it's not his story to tell? I can see him 'watching' Kup's adventures and keeping quiet because he knows Kup enjoys telling his own stories.

I think he could also see the present as well, though for some reason, I think that would give him a headache.

Or even, in a sense, things he shouldn't see? Like ghosts? *shivers* This is really thought-provoking...

Have you (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4286069/4/Close_Drabblings_Of_The_Third_Kind) read (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4294752/1/Fluttering_Ascension) norielit's fics (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4298921/1/Facts_Of_The_Matter)?

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

I'd never read that before, but thanks for the linkage!

Now I know why they all say this fandom is psychic... O_O