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100 Bunnies
By the way, I posted The Banned List by Optimus Prime on my journal. Enjoy and feel free to make suggestions.
1. You Make Me Happy by Will Hoge
2. Suicide is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)
3. Perceptor's creators had three locks on his bedroom door...
4. Before the war, Ratchet gave a youngling named Hook lessons on how to keep patients under control.
5. Crossover with BTVS (includes the comic The Long Way Home). Perceptor = Willow Rosenberg. Hook = Amy Madison. Reincarnation? AU? Were their consciousnesses separated from their bodies and temporarily absorbed into Willow's and Amy's minds?
6. Crossover with Death Note.
7. Crossover with Jurassic Park. Yes, I've seen the one where the Dinobots land there and meet Lennox. It was only a one shot though.
8. What if the Constructicons weren't technically reprogrammed? What if their consciences were simply repressed?
9. Perceptor's lover is actually a Decepticon spy. One of his assignments is to kill the Autobot's head scientist (Perceptor). The spy... can't bring himself to do it.
10. The Dinobots are forced to go through bonding exercises.
11. Ratchet walked into the lab to find Perceptor calmly reattaching his own arm. "Are you sure you're not part Junkion?"
12. He would interface with anyone... as long as he didn't know them.
13. "I like living. I just don't see the point in it."
14. Ok, we seem to be overlooking another potential blackmailer. Blaster. He's a communications officer, a tape deck, he can hear everything. No comm channel is safe from him.
15. Perceptor is going blind. Knowing that there's nothing Ratchet (or anyone) can do, he tries to hide this.
16. "... He's pregnant."
"Again?"
17. What if the Science Academy had a club similar to the one in After School Nightmare?
18. Hound/Blaster.
19. Eject and Rewind make a list of mechs they believe would make suitable mates for Blaster. Blaster objects.
20. The crew of the Ark finally learn that Blaster is the creation of Eject and Rewind.
21. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
22. Eject and Rewind are going to be grandparents. And as Blaster neglected to tell them he was even seeing anyone, they are understandably upset.
23. Jet Judo 101.
24. Perceptor is used to being carried around. So is Blaster. They don't like it, but they are used to it.
25. Those who do not have mobile alt modes are seen as second class citizens and aren't granted the same rights as others.
26. Art. Sideswipe carrying Perceptor over his shoulder. Perceptor laughing and trying to twist around. Sideswipe is grinning.
27. Blaster and his Cassettes are on a mission far from the Ark. Blaster gets badly injured and Ratchet, over the comm channel, has to walk Rewind through repairs.
28. "... Must you stand right there?"
29. Perceptor wasn't afraid of Vortex. Neither could understand why.
30. Skyfire/Red Alert.
31. Art. Sunstreaker roaring like the MGM Lion.
32. Perceptor is much, much younger than most think. Optimus knows though. Perceptor's intelligence was needed and so Optimus bent the rules and recruited him. Optimus has felt guilty ever since.
33. Sparkling!Vortex.
34. "You totally want to interface with me!"
"..." Must not kill pervert. Must not kill pervert. Must not kill pervert...
35. Perceptor can see behind him, using his scope. The image is tiny, but he can see that way. Not many people know this.
36. Might have mentioned this before, but... Perceptor as Sunstorm's creator.
37. "What? You think that's the only place the war hit?"
38. 2007. Hook is on Earth. Alone. And refusing to contact the other Decepticons.
39. "He may have been our enemy... but he died a hero."
40. Sparklings and Younglings were the only ones Vortex was ever gentle with.
41. Art. Teenage Soundwave taking a walk. Sparkling!Blaster following behind his big brother, trying very hard to keep up. Soundwave looks annoyed.
42. Bluestreak/Perceptor.
43. When Inferno was a sparkling, he and is friends would play a game. One of them would pretend to have a glitch while the others tripped him up and laughed. They enjoyed this game. But now adult!Inferno sees his friend Red Alert, remembers those games, and feels ashamed.
44. Those that were part of the original Ark crew believe Perceptor is nothing more than a kind, gentle scientist. They think he's harmless. However, those that joined later know for a fact that Perceptor is a kick ass warrior.
45. Art. The Coneheads fighting Perceptor, at night while it's raining. Dance With the Devil by Breaking Benjamin
46. Soundwave decides to have a bit of fun with his telepathy, using Jazz and Blaster. Bunny inspired by this picture.
47. One of the Autobots finds a device that erases memories. Deciding to have some fun, this Autobot decides to interface with several Autobots, with or without their consent, and erases their memory of the events. He continues this game until several of his victims end up pregnant. Now, his conscience is finally making itself known.
48. Blaster and Perceptor are captured by Decepticons, who wish to use them to breed new soldiers.
49. Blaster and Perceptor are captured by Autobots. Because when I typed the previous bunny, that was almost what I (accidentally) said.
50. Hot Spot/Blaster.
51. Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Swoop are possessed by malicious spirits. The spirits manage to hide this fact.
52. Blaster and Soundwave used to be friends, and therefore share a telepathic connection. When Blaster is badly injured, unable to move and barely aware, and is far from the Ark where no one can find him... it's Soundwave he reaches out to in desperation.
53. Blaster and Soundwave switch bodies.
54. "... Can I kill you?"
55. "Blackmail has become vicious."
56. What if Blaster wasn't Eject's and Rewind's creator or creation, but their slave?
57. So many fics have Red Alert abandoned by his creators. But what if his creators actually loved him and wanted to keep him, but his grandcreators didn't? They don't want their child to be known as the mother/father of a glitch, so they take him off, abandon him, and tell his creators he was killed or disappeared.
58. "It was a very slow zoom."
59. "It's not my fault I'm not blind!" Quote from a Doctor Who/BTVS crossover fic.
60. Perceptor begins having moments of weakness, feeling shortness of breath, and feeling his pump stalling briefly (like when a human heart seems to skip a beat, and the next beat feels harder). He puts off going to Ratchet, because for some reason, he's afraid of learning what's wrong.
61. "He deserves a happily ever after."
62. Perceptor: "If they're not hurting me, they're ruining my health."
63. The Reason by Hoobastank.
64. Inferno isn't the pyromaniac, Red Alert is. That's right. Red Alert is a paranoid pyromaniac. Inspired by chapter 11 of Convoluted Family Ties by outerelf.
65. "What's wrong with Perceptor?"
"Nothing. He's just in recharge."
66. The first time Red Alert seriously glitched, he killed his creators.
67. Swoop: "Him Perceptor want to go outside."
Ratchet: "I guess that's all right. Just keep an optic on him and don't stay out too long."
68. Crossover with BTVS. The Allspark was destroyed at the exact time as when Willow activated the Slayers. For a brief time, electronics/machines/devices that a Slayer touched came to life. Including a microscope, a stereo, and a red and white Lamborghini.
69. The Decepticons want Perceptor's sparkling. Only Perceptor doesn't have a sparkling. So they capture Perceptor and another Autobot. "Either he has your sparkling or he has one of ours. I don't care which."
70. "Considering how low his self-esteem is, I don't think pretending to ignore him was a very good idea."
71. A good way to scare someone?
Wheeljack: "Oh, while I was repairing you, I made a few improvements."
72. Crossover with Star Trek. The existence of Cybertron, Autobots and Decepticons has been forgotten by most of humanity. Only the most secret of organizations have any records of that long ago war. But those records aren't the only things the organization has. They possess a strange device known as a universal emulator. A device that has occasionally shown signs of sentience. When this device is stolen by a Romulan operative, the organization sends Captain Picard and the Enterprise to retrieve their stolen property.
73. "You aren't really, are you?"
74. Never too late.
75. Perceptor's creators were captured by Decepticons and sentenced to a prison camp when Perceptor was a sparkling. Perceptor was made to stay with them, much to his creators' horror. And even after his creators were killed by the guards, Perceptor stayed.
A. Growing up in a prison, seeing various horrors committed by the guards, has had a serious effect on Perceptor's sanity. In an attempt at self-preservation, Perceptor long ago began... distancing himself from reality. He's not exactly unaware of his surroundings, but he always seems to be in a vague fog. And he says the oddest things sometimes...
B. Perceptor, though his body is now that of an adult, is still mentally a child, having never been allowed to learn.
76. "Just how young was he at the time?"
"He was still clicking."
77. "Which truth should I tell?"
78. When Blaster was a sparkling, before he was able to really understand what people said, he had a habit of repeating what he heard. He really just imitated sounds, but this caused a lot of embarrassment for his creators.
Optional: What if, one day, Blaster overheard someone planning a crime or cover up? What if those criminals knew that he'd overheard? Some might not think it a concern as Blaster is much too young to understand what he heard. But one of them has heard of Blaster's habit of repeating things...
79. Art. Soundwave as a park ranger.
80. Perceptor catches his lover cheating on him, but runs off before his lover realizes he's there.
81. "I'm feeling very pregnant right now."
82. "You always thought I was crazy for believing organic life existed! Well, LOOK AROUND YOU! WHOSE CRAZY NOW, HUH?!"
83. Perceptor was created illegally during the war.
84. "Well, that's my good deed for the day."
85. "Are you two ever happy at the same time?" Quote from... Foxtrot, I think.
86. He sat staring in front of him, with an expression on his face that reminded me of a puzzled child. ~Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.
87. Perceptor was assaulted in his lab. Now he's afraid to go in there.
88. For all of Red Alert's paranoia, he never really looked afraid. If you looked closely, you could see he was amused. It was odd.
89. Optimus goes to great lengths to make sure Perceptor feels safe.
90. Megatron: "We are not barbarians!"
91. Megatron: "We are not barricades!" This one was the result of OpenOffice wanting to finish to finish the word bar as barricades when I was typing barbarians.
92. "I was trying to see which one of you belonged to the other."
93. "Isn't it supposed to hurt?"
94. "If a thing is as clear as daylight, mistrust it. Someone has made it so." Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.
95. Perceptor: *looks sadly at all his projects*
Ratchet: "Don't know which one you want to work on, do you? I told you not to have so many going at once!"
Perceptor: *pouts* "It's not my fault I have so many ideas."
Ratchet: "Ideas that go in all different directions! None of these projects have anything to do with each other!"
Perceptor: "If they were all alike, they wouldn't be as much fun."
Ratchet: "No, but at least you'd know which one to work on!"
96. "Why do you cry? Aren't you happy that we can be together forever?"
97. He heard sounds as colors.
98. There are many, many different kinds of masks. And not all are physical.
99. Before the war, Perceptor ran away from an abusive bondmate. He changed his name and alt mode But now, on Earth, his bondmate is being transfered to the Ark.
100. Perceptor wakes up from stasis lock... and learns the war was all a dream? Or... is this the dream? Did he wake up at all?
1. You Make Me Happy by Will Hoge
2. Suicide is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)
3. Perceptor's creators had three locks on his bedroom door...
4. Before the war, Ratchet gave a youngling named Hook lessons on how to keep patients under control.
5. Crossover with BTVS (includes the comic The Long Way Home). Perceptor = Willow Rosenberg. Hook = Amy Madison. Reincarnation? AU? Were their consciousnesses separated from their bodies and temporarily absorbed into Willow's and Amy's minds?
6. Crossover with Death Note.
7. Crossover with Jurassic Park. Yes, I've seen the one where the Dinobots land there and meet Lennox. It was only a one shot though.
8. What if the Constructicons weren't technically reprogrammed? What if their consciences were simply repressed?
9. Perceptor's lover is actually a Decepticon spy. One of his assignments is to kill the Autobot's head scientist (Perceptor). The spy... can't bring himself to do it.
10. The Dinobots are forced to go through bonding exercises.
11. Ratchet walked into the lab to find Perceptor calmly reattaching his own arm. "Are you sure you're not part Junkion?"
12. He would interface with anyone... as long as he didn't know them.
13. "I like living. I just don't see the point in it."
14. Ok, we seem to be overlooking another potential blackmailer. Blaster. He's a communications officer, a tape deck, he can hear everything. No comm channel is safe from him.
15. Perceptor is going blind. Knowing that there's nothing Ratchet (or anyone) can do, he tries to hide this.
16. "... He's pregnant."
"Again?"
17. What if the Science Academy had a club similar to the one in After School Nightmare?
18. Hound/Blaster.
19. Eject and Rewind make a list of mechs they believe would make suitable mates for Blaster. Blaster objects.
20. The crew of the Ark finally learn that Blaster is the creation of Eject and Rewind.
21. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
22. Eject and Rewind are going to be grandparents. And as Blaster neglected to tell them he was even seeing anyone, they are understandably upset.
23. Jet Judo 101.
24. Perceptor is used to being carried around. So is Blaster. They don't like it, but they are used to it.
25. Those who do not have mobile alt modes are seen as second class citizens and aren't granted the same rights as others.
26. Art. Sideswipe carrying Perceptor over his shoulder. Perceptor laughing and trying to twist around. Sideswipe is grinning.
27. Blaster and his Cassettes are on a mission far from the Ark. Blaster gets badly injured and Ratchet, over the comm channel, has to walk Rewind through repairs.
28. "... Must you stand right there?"
29. Perceptor wasn't afraid of Vortex. Neither could understand why.
30. Skyfire/Red Alert.
31. Art. Sunstreaker roaring like the MGM Lion.
32. Perceptor is much, much younger than most think. Optimus knows though. Perceptor's intelligence was needed and so Optimus bent the rules and recruited him. Optimus has felt guilty ever since.
33. Sparkling!Vortex.
34. "You totally want to interface with me!"
"..." Must not kill pervert. Must not kill pervert. Must not kill pervert...
35. Perceptor can see behind him, using his scope. The image is tiny, but he can see that way. Not many people know this.
36. Might have mentioned this before, but... Perceptor as Sunstorm's creator.
37. "What? You think that's the only place the war hit?"
38. 2007. Hook is on Earth. Alone. And refusing to contact the other Decepticons.
39. "He may have been our enemy... but he died a hero."
40. Sparklings and Younglings were the only ones Vortex was ever gentle with.
41. Art. Teenage Soundwave taking a walk. Sparkling!Blaster following behind his big brother, trying very hard to keep up. Soundwave looks annoyed.
42. Bluestreak/Perceptor.
43. When Inferno was a sparkling, he and is friends would play a game. One of them would pretend to have a glitch while the others tripped him up and laughed. They enjoyed this game. But now adult!Inferno sees his friend Red Alert, remembers those games, and feels ashamed.
44. Those that were part of the original Ark crew believe Perceptor is nothing more than a kind, gentle scientist. They think he's harmless. However, those that joined later know for a fact that Perceptor is a kick ass warrior.
45. Art. The Coneheads fighting Perceptor, at night while it's raining. Dance With the Devil by Breaking Benjamin
46. Soundwave decides to have a bit of fun with his telepathy, using Jazz and Blaster. Bunny inspired by this picture.
47. One of the Autobots finds a device that erases memories. Deciding to have some fun, this Autobot decides to interface with several Autobots, with or without their consent, and erases their memory of the events. He continues this game until several of his victims end up pregnant. Now, his conscience is finally making itself known.
48. Blaster and Perceptor are captured by Decepticons, who wish to use them to breed new soldiers.
49. Blaster and Perceptor are captured by Autobots. Because when I typed the previous bunny, that was almost what I (accidentally) said.
50. Hot Spot/Blaster.
51. Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Swoop are possessed by malicious spirits. The spirits manage to hide this fact.
52. Blaster and Soundwave used to be friends, and therefore share a telepathic connection. When Blaster is badly injured, unable to move and barely aware, and is far from the Ark where no one can find him... it's Soundwave he reaches out to in desperation.
53. Blaster and Soundwave switch bodies.
54. "... Can I kill you?"
55. "Blackmail has become vicious."
56. What if Blaster wasn't Eject's and Rewind's creator or creation, but their slave?
57. So many fics have Red Alert abandoned by his creators. But what if his creators actually loved him and wanted to keep him, but his grandcreators didn't? They don't want their child to be known as the mother/father of a glitch, so they take him off, abandon him, and tell his creators he was killed or disappeared.
58. "It was a very slow zoom."
59. "It's not my fault I'm not blind!" Quote from a Doctor Who/BTVS crossover fic.
60. Perceptor begins having moments of weakness, feeling shortness of breath, and feeling his pump stalling briefly (like when a human heart seems to skip a beat, and the next beat feels harder). He puts off going to Ratchet, because for some reason, he's afraid of learning what's wrong.
61. "He deserves a happily ever after."
62. Perceptor: "If they're not hurting me, they're ruining my health."
63. The Reason by Hoobastank.
64. Inferno isn't the pyromaniac, Red Alert is. That's right. Red Alert is a paranoid pyromaniac. Inspired by chapter 11 of Convoluted Family Ties by outerelf.
65. "What's wrong with Perceptor?"
"Nothing. He's just in recharge."
66. The first time Red Alert seriously glitched, he killed his creators.
67. Swoop: "Him Perceptor want to go outside."
Ratchet: "I guess that's all right. Just keep an optic on him and don't stay out too long."
68. Crossover with BTVS. The Allspark was destroyed at the exact time as when Willow activated the Slayers. For a brief time, electronics/machines/devices that a Slayer touched came to life. Including a microscope, a stereo, and a red and white Lamborghini.
69. The Decepticons want Perceptor's sparkling. Only Perceptor doesn't have a sparkling. So they capture Perceptor and another Autobot. "Either he has your sparkling or he has one of ours. I don't care which."
70. "Considering how low his self-esteem is, I don't think pretending to ignore him was a very good idea."
71. A good way to scare someone?
Wheeljack: "Oh, while I was repairing you, I made a few improvements."
72. Crossover with Star Trek. The existence of Cybertron, Autobots and Decepticons has been forgotten by most of humanity. Only the most secret of organizations have any records of that long ago war. But those records aren't the only things the organization has. They possess a strange device known as a universal emulator. A device that has occasionally shown signs of sentience. When this device is stolen by a Romulan operative, the organization sends Captain Picard and the Enterprise to retrieve their stolen property.
73. "You aren't really, are you?"
74. Never too late.
75. Perceptor's creators were captured by Decepticons and sentenced to a prison camp when Perceptor was a sparkling. Perceptor was made to stay with them, much to his creators' horror. And even after his creators were killed by the guards, Perceptor stayed.
A. Growing up in a prison, seeing various horrors committed by the guards, has had a serious effect on Perceptor's sanity. In an attempt at self-preservation, Perceptor long ago began... distancing himself from reality. He's not exactly unaware of his surroundings, but he always seems to be in a vague fog. And he says the oddest things sometimes...
B. Perceptor, though his body is now that of an adult, is still mentally a child, having never been allowed to learn.
76. "Just how young was he at the time?"
"He was still clicking."
77. "Which truth should I tell?"
78. When Blaster was a sparkling, before he was able to really understand what people said, he had a habit of repeating what he heard. He really just imitated sounds, but this caused a lot of embarrassment for his creators.
Optional: What if, one day, Blaster overheard someone planning a crime or cover up? What if those criminals knew that he'd overheard? Some might not think it a concern as Blaster is much too young to understand what he heard. But one of them has heard of Blaster's habit of repeating things...
79. Art. Soundwave as a park ranger.
80. Perceptor catches his lover cheating on him, but runs off before his lover realizes he's there.
81. "I'm feeling very pregnant right now."
82. "You always thought I was crazy for believing organic life existed! Well, LOOK AROUND YOU! WHOSE CRAZY NOW, HUH?!"
83. Perceptor was created illegally during the war.
84. "Well, that's my good deed for the day."
85. "Are you two ever happy at the same time?" Quote from... Foxtrot, I think.
86. He sat staring in front of him, with an expression on his face that reminded me of a puzzled child. ~Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.
87. Perceptor was assaulted in his lab. Now he's afraid to go in there.
88. For all of Red Alert's paranoia, he never really looked afraid. If you looked closely, you could see he was amused. It was odd.
89. Optimus goes to great lengths to make sure Perceptor feels safe.
90. Megatron: "We are not barbarians!"
91. Megatron: "We are not barricades!" This one was the result of OpenOffice wanting to finish to finish the word bar as barricades when I was typing barbarians.
92. "I was trying to see which one of you belonged to the other."
93. "Isn't it supposed to hurt?"
94. "If a thing is as clear as daylight, mistrust it. Someone has made it so." Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.
95. Perceptor: *looks sadly at all his projects*
Ratchet: "Don't know which one you want to work on, do you? I told you not to have so many going at once!"
Perceptor: *pouts* "It's not my fault I have so many ideas."
Ratchet: "Ideas that go in all different directions! None of these projects have anything to do with each other!"
Perceptor: "If they were all alike, they wouldn't be as much fun."
Ratchet: "No, but at least you'd know which one to work on!"
96. "Why do you cry? Aren't you happy that we can be together forever?"
97. He heard sounds as colors.
98. There are many, many different kinds of masks. And not all are physical.
99. Before the war, Perceptor ran away from an abusive bondmate. He changed his name and alt mode But now, on Earth, his bondmate is being transfered to the Ark.
100. Perceptor wakes up from stasis lock... and learns the war was all a dream? Or... is this the dream? Did he wake up at all?
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#97 is fascinating, and on a much sillier level reminds me of the Chris Rice song "Smell the Color 9." (The final lyrics thereof: Nine's not a color/And even if it were you can't smell a color/That's my point exactly)
(And I went and dropped some suggestions on the Banned List! LOL)
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4. I really, really, really want to see this now. Might have to put it on my extremely long bunnies to adopt list.
11.I think they're BOTH part Junkion, after all Ratchet can make practically anything out of everything.
24. Now they know how the humans feel. They probably gather once a week to be around others who are actually sympathetic about their plight.
25. Ohhh, something that my personal canon likes quite a bit.
33. Oh Primus, he'd be the cutest little interrogator around.
71. Poor mech, they probably had a spark attack right there. And Ratchet and the other medics are standing in the corner trying their hardest not to laugh. Maybe they're doing it to teach everyone a lesson?
79. Maybe that's why he has so many organic based cassettes, he saved them from the wild and adopted them as his own.
95. I think Perceptor may be a Gemini...
"Trying to do too many things at once, they may sometimes do nothing."
96. That...that sounds really sad. Like an obsessive partner. *shiver* I don't like where my mind's going with this.
I am now becoming slightly obsessed with the banned list and making a large amount of itmes to put on it.
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This one makes me think of Soundwave and all the paternity leave he must have needed to get all of his cassettes.
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One lock to keep his physical body from leaving the room, another lock to keep him from mentally opening the door or using his mind to make someone open it for him, and a third lock to keep him from just destroying the entire room.
4. Before the war, Ratchet gave a youngling named Hook lessons on how to keep patients under control.
Except that was before Hook joined the Constructicons, and he had a different name. So when Ratchet is wounded and captured by the 'Cons, Hook recognizes Ratchet by his terrible behavior (because medics make the worst patients) and feels guilty for using his old mentor's own tricks against him.
8. What if the Constructicons weren't technically reprogrammed? What if their consciences were simply repressed?
And if that can be undone, what if all the collective guilt of millions of years would almost certainly destroy them or drive them mad? Even if they realized that they'd been manipulated, it would be too late for them to un-repress their consciousnesses because they don't want to die. And poor Omega is trying to 'free' them, but if he succeeds it'll kill them...
9. Perceptor's lover is actually a Decepticon spy. One of his assignments is to kill the Autobot's head scientist (Perceptor). The spy... can't bring himself to do it.
BRAWN! Those crazy cassettes are playing with our heads again...
14. Ok, we seem to be overlooking another potential blackmailer. Blaster. He's a communications officer, a tape deck, he can hear everything. No comm channel is safe from him.
What if Blaster is secretly blackmailing Soundwave?
15. Perceptor is going blind. Knowing that there's nothing Ratchet (or anyone) can do, he tries to hide this.
Hmmm, maybe his super-vision powers actually drain the strength of his optics. For every day he's used his ability to 'see everything', he'll have to spend a year without sight altogether.
21. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
I want to see this with someone constantly telling Megatron that Starscream would betray/murder him, and Megatron not believing that person until it's too late.
Or maybe... ooh! Inferno is always dragging Red Alert to the medbay, panicking that he's glitching beyond repair. Everyone laughs at his mother-hen attitude, and usually Red Alert is given a quick check-up, then sent away with a mild order to 'take it easy for a little while'. But one day, Red glitches so badly that his 'horns' short-circuit and don't even light up. No one will believe Inferno when he insists that Red is on the verge of going crazy and ripping the Ark apart.
31. Art. Sunstreaker roaring like the MGM Lion.
*loves*
39. "He may have been our enemy... but he died a hero."
*LOVES*
40. Sparklings and Younglings were the only ones Vortex was ever gentle with.
Awww... Now I want to see Vortex babysitting the Stunticons just after they were created.
47. One of the Autobots finds a device that erases memories. Deciding to have some fun, this Autobot decides to interface with several Autobots, with or without their consent, and erases their memory of the events. He continues this game until several of his victims end up pregnant. Now, his conscience is finally making itself known.
o_O
52. Blaster and Soundwave used to be friends, and therefore share a telepathic connection. When Blaster is badly injured, unable to move and barely aware, and is far from the Ark where no one can find him... it's Soundwave he reaches out to in desperation.
*loves*
53. Blaster and Soundwave switch bodies.
*imagines their new voices**cackles*
60. Perceptor begins having moments of weakness, feeling shortness of breath, and feeling his pump stalling briefly (like when a human heart seems to skip a beat, and the next beat feels harder). He puts off going to Ratchet, because for some reason, he's afraid of learning what's wrong.
Instead of being way younger than he looks, Perceptor is actually by far the oldest mech on Earth. In fact, he's the only mech who's ever survived long enough to experience the Cybertronian equivalent of death from old age.
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65. "What's wrong with Perceptor?"
"Nothing. He's just in recharge."
Ooh, does he recharge with his optics on?
66. The first time Red Alert seriously glitched, he killed his creators.
And the paranoia makes him think that his creators died on purpose because they didn't want to take care of him anymore... *cries* This could sort of go with the 'Red Alert's grand-creators abandoned him' bunny.
77. "Which truth should I tell?"
*inspired from the 'Mirage half-enters different dimensions when he goes invisible' bunny* The glimpses of different, parallel realities are slowly driving Mirage insane. Sometimes when someone asks him about something that happened in the past, he remembers two or more different versions of the event.
78. When Blaster was a sparkling, before he was able to really understand what people said, he had a habit of repeating what he heard. He really just imitated sounds, but this caused a lot of embarrassment for his creators.
Optional: What if, one day, Blaster overheard someone planning a crime or cover up? What if those criminals knew that he'd overheard? Some might not think it a concern as Blaster is much too young to understand what he heard. But one of them has heard of Blaster's habit of repeating things...
Maybe this would work with Soundwave or Starscream? They talk the way they do because someone tried to violently disable their vocalizers when they were young.
82. "You always thought I was crazy for believing organic life existed! Well, LOOK AROUND YOU! WHOSE CRAZY NOW, HUH?!"
I really, really want Starscream or Skyfire to say this.
85. "Are you two ever happy at the same time?"
Starscream and Megatron!
89. Optimus goes to great lengths to make sure Perceptor feels safe.
Perceptor is captured by the 'Cons, and by the time he's recovered, he's been permanently traumatized. Optimus has his memories erased, and makes an elaborate plan to keep Perceptor basically imprisoned in certain separate areas of the Ark until the war is over. Only 'Bots who are in on the plan are allowed to visit Perceptor, because he has been told that there is no war and the little piece of the Ark that he's allowed in is the only world that exists. Like that riddle where the girl is raised in the cellar by her parents and told never to open the door because she would see things she's not meant to see.
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The 'Cons were originally all clones created by a mad Autobot scientist. The mech cloned was an insane 'Bot named Barricade, who insisted that there was another type of mech besides Autobots, the 'Decepticons' who were sworn to destroy the Autobots at all costs. When the Autobot scientist tried to manipulate the Barricade clones into developing a sense of individuality (because the scientist wanted to study the many different facets of the original Barricade's insanity), all but one of the clones became too different from the original to be of use in the experiment.
92. "I was trying to see which one of you belonged to the other."
For some reason, I'm seeing this bunny in a basket with the 'One mech is stabbed, but a different mech bleeds' bunny.
93. "Isn't it supposed to hurt?"
This one could go in that basket too.
94. "If a thing is as clear as daylight, mistrust it. Someone has made it so."
The war is far too straightforward. Someone's hiding something.
95. Perceptor: *looks sadly at all his projects*
Ratchet: "Don't know which one you want to work on, do you? I told you not to have so many going at once!"
Perceptor: *pouts* "It's not my fault I have so many ideas."
Ratchet: "Ideas that go in all different directions! None of these projects have anything to do with each other!"
Perceptor: "If they were all alike, they wouldn't be as much fun."
Ratchet: "No, but at least you'd know which one to work on!"
I bet this one was inspired by all those bunnies hopping in different directions, right?
96. "Why do you cry? Aren't you happy that we can be together forever?"
Unicron destroys every Cybertronian except for one, whom he takes a shine to. He holds that mech prisoner, doomed to watch from afar as the same universe is created and destroyed over and over... without him in it.
100. Perceptor wakes up from stasis lock... and learns the war was all a dream? Or... is this the dream? Did he wake up at all?
Hmm... maybe he wakes up wearing a Decepticon symbol, and is told that there's no such thing as Autobots. Is he a 'Bot dreaming he's a 'Con, or a 'Con dreaming he's a 'Bot?
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I have a storyline KINDA similar to this (more light-hearted, though), for later down the line in my toy-comic... mind reader...
26. Art. Sideswipe carrying Perceptor over his shoulder. Perceptor laughing and trying to twist around. Sideswipe is grinning.
Oh, that is too cute! Two of my favourite characters, too. I wish I was this talented... I really hope someone does it.
41. Art. Teenage Soundwave taking a walk. Sparkling!Blaster following behind his big brother, trying very hard to keep up. Soundwave looks annoyed.
Ditto for this one
74. Never too late.
Like the Three Days Grace song? I'm planning on using that one for an Arcee-centric fic, so just wondering...
95. Perceptor: *looks sadly at all his projects*
Ratchet: "Don't know which one you want to work on, do you? I told you not to have so many going at once!"
Perceptor: *pouts* "It's not my fault I have so many ideas."
Ratchet: "Ideas that go in all different directions! None of these projects have anything to do with each other!"
Perceptor: "If they were all alike, they wouldn't be as much fun."
Ratchet: "No, but at least you'd know which one to work on!"
I'm sure a lot of writers in this community have had this conversation with someone at one time or another.
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And what is this "glitch" thing people keep talking about?
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Great, now I have a picture of the twins at Ironhide's age teaching younger mechs the way of Jet Judo XD
33. Sparkling!Vortex.
CUTE!
40. Sparklings and Younglings were the only ones Vortex was ever gentle with.
Whoa, that would be cool to see. From what I read in his bio, Vortex doesn't seem to be the type. Maybe that is why it would be cool to see.
43. When Inferno was a sparkling, he and is friends would play a game. One of them would pretend to have a glitch while the others tripped him up and laughed. They enjoyed this game. But now adult!Inferno sees his friend Red Alert, remembers those games, and feels ashamed.
Awwwww, that is quite sad for Inferno. Oh, I hope Red doesn't find out about this and I have to wonder who else would play this kind of game.
46. Soundwave decides to have a bit of fun with his telepathy, using Jazz and Blaster
Bow chica bow bow XD Really I would love to see someone do something like this.
69. The Decepticons want Perceptor's sparkling. Only Perceptor doesn't have a sparkling. So they capture Perceptor and another Autobot. "Either he has your sparkling or he has one of ours. I don't care which."
Oh no! Poor Perceptor and Random!Autobot! What are they going to do! Must be done! I have to know who going to be the one carrying Percy's sparkling if they do it! Brawn would be a good one XD
And lookie! Got me that Counterpunch/Punch icon! XD Sorry, just had to share that.
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