http://silvane91.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] silvane91.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tf_bunny_farm2008-08-31 09:16 pm

32 bunnies

More bunnies born from writing and school and far, far too long on various wikis.

1.[G1]If you can't explain something to a six-year old, you probably don't understand it yourself.- proverb
Hey, Perceptor…?
 

2.[G1]One of the bots and one of the cons wake way earlier then their other comrades, and for various reasons, can’t wake the others up without killing them (power issues?). They fight, argue, and betray each other, watch humanity evolve literally before their eyes, inadvertently shape a few cultures, come to accept their status as the only (awake) transformers on earth, meddle with path of history, become uneasy allies and then friends, watch in horror over the World Wars, contribute anonymously to various subcultures, and generally get on with their lives as they now are.
 

3.[G1] Most people don’t ask why minibots exist. They just do. That’s exactly what the minibots want.  

4.[G1](Typo) Most people don’t ask why minibots exist. They just do. That’s exactly what the minicons want. 

5.?: The problem with being a satirist in times of war, is that nothing you can come up with is more ridiculous or monstrous then what people are actually doing. Me, I got out of that business the first time an army actually launched hydrogen bombs. Thought no one could ever top that for awful. Primus, remember back then? Course you don’t, you weren’t created then. It was practically a fragging utopia compared to now. Take my advice kid- If you don’t want to kill anyone, get out of there now, and take your humans with you.
Kup tells war stories, but not every old transformer was in the war. A different sort of ‘old timer’ has some advice for the younger bots of the Ark.

6.The decepticons aren’t good guys, but some of them fake it pretty damn well. Earth has been trading with their standoffish-but-decent alien-robot neighbors, and some humans have even become acquaintances and friends with them. It was a quiet, strange sort of paradigm shift, but most people these days are comfortable with the decepticons. (“I’m sorry about your father, Samuel. I don’t know how that Autobot got on ship.” “Autobot?” “Just a group of crazies. Nobody you need to worry about.”)

7.[G1]The constructicons don’t actually like being a gestalt. It gives them status and prestige, yes, but it also means their missing brothers, Grapple and RoadHauler, will never fully rejoin the constructicons again.
 

8.[G1] The ever tempting Starscream-has-amnesia story. But Skyfire isn’t the only autobot glad to have a prewar Starscream on their side, Starscream’s wingmates aren’t willing to give him up, and Starscream himself wants to know what he’s forgotten, even if it means risking becoming the person he was again.
 

9.Prowl has a secret. He’s a former decepticon, not that anyone, even his bondmate or commanders, knows. That’s because he himself doesn’t know.
 

10.[2007] Barricade kills Sam to avenge Megatron. One year later, Bumblebee wakes up with a living (if horrifically scarred) Sam curled up at his side. (“Sorry it took me so long ‘Bee. Got tied up at Purgatory.”)

11.[G1] The first sign they had that something was different was when Scavenger started speaking with a crystal city accent again.
 

12.[2007] Crossover, crack. “Hello, Aunt Shego.”
 

13.[G1](Fanon is fun) Special abilities, like Skywarp’s warping or Mirage’s invisibility, are the result of minor, harmless mutations in the spark. Some tech is needed so the mech’s shell is affected and not just the spark, but the tech itself cannot convey the ability. On another track, bonding can heal sparks. One bonded partner might follow the other into death, but they can also prevent their partner’s spark from fading in borderline cases or stabilize an unstable psych. If a mech that has a ‘special ability’ bonds, their spark will be ‘repaired’, and they will lose that ability.
 

14.Don’t worry so much. It’s not like were alone in here.
 

15.He died as he lived, painlessly and asleep.
 

16.[G1]One should never drive scientists into corners. Especially crazy ones with explosives. They tend to blow themselves up.(Anyone read Good Omens? I’m thinking Agnes Nutter at the stake)
 

17.[G1] Speaking of Terry Pratchett, Sam Vimes and Megatron need to meet. Badly. (You’re under arrest for carrying a concealed weapon- don’t think I didn’t see that gunne arm- loitering with intent, conspiracy-of course I don’t have proof, you’d be a bloody poor conspirator if you left proof- threatening an Elected Official, assault…)   

18.’I’m half sick of shadows and I can’t see the sky’-Emilie Autumn, Shalott
 

19.Sometimes, simply surviving is the most courageous thing imaginable.
 

20.Dying bravely takes a single moment of courage. Living bravely requires millions.-proverb
First Aid on his own.
 

21.[G1] Strong Bad: Now, I know it may not make a lot of sense, but when have I even been one to back down from a bad idea? Let's get this train wreck a-rollin'! -Homestar Runner
Peace Is Our Profession. Mass murder is just a hobby. -Gary Henley, punning on the motto of the Strategic Air Command
#34: "If you're leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun".
#37: "There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'." - Schlock Mercenary, "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates"
The decepticons (or Megatron himself) begin to notice Meg’s resemblance to certain over-the-top characters of human creation(and/or persuasion).
 

22.[G1] As a matter of fact, Inferno is not the first mech to be “Red Alert’s Babysitter”.
 

23.The Fey can be injured and killed by Cold Iron, which some have postulated is meteor metal, or metal from outer space.


24.?: Decepticons are people too. Scary, crazy people.
 

25.Someone on earth starts publishing ‘transformer inspired’ drama/humor novels. The catch? Most of the stories are suspiciously similar to embarrassing incidents members of both sides would like to forget. The incredibly obvious name changes don’t help.
 

26.[G1] Hot Rod doesn’t like to talk about his creator, who is totally deranged.


27.He found all manner of lost marbles, discarded datapads, broken strings, bits of stone, ruined toys, punctured tires, forgotten shrapnel, all the lost and broken things that people left behind in the rush of living, gathered them up and kept them near him, because he of all people knew what it was like, to be lost and forgotten.
 

28. It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.-Jingo, Terry Pratchett
 An autobot, stuck in a time before he was created, forced to dwell in the slums and scavenge for energon and shelter, helpless to change the things he knew were wrong, finds his perspective changing. The decepticons would one day be the monsters he fought against, but right now they were the only ones doing what was right. (“I’ll serve, Lord Megatron. Primus help me, but I’ll serve.)

29.Swindle: Nice little planet you’ve got here. Shame if something happened to it.
 

30.I’ve seen several fics where humans get confused by cybertronian gender, but never any where cybertronians get confused by humans'. Which I think is just as, if not more, likely, personally. (“I’m a man, even if I have a uterus.” “I’m a guy, but I enjoy dressing as a female.” “My gender doesn’t matter, and I enjoy being androgynous.” “My genes say I’m male, but I’m physically intersex and identify as female.” “I prefer to be considered omnigendered.” “I’m transsexual.” “I’m a hermaphrodite.” )
 

31.?: You can’t discriminate against me just because I’m dead!
 

32.In the finest tradition of Cybertron, he proceeded to get ridiculously overcharged and refused to see anyone for another 3 orns.

 

 



[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
1.[G1]If you can't explain something to a six-year old, you probably don't understand it yourself.- proverb
Hey, Perceptor…?


Perceptor: "It's true. I've been making words up this whole time." *is ashamed* "Please don't tell Optimus! I don't want to dieeeeeeeeeee!" *baby seal eyes*

2. *LOVES* Perceptor! And... *thinks* Skywarp! I wanted to say Hook at first, but I think he'd go insane without the other Constructicons. *Sudden thought* No, not Skywarp. Rumble!

11. The reprogramming in starting to unravel!

14.Don’t worry so much. It’s not like were alone in here.

"Yeah. But I wouldn't exactly call a giant, one eyed, multi-headed snake reassuring company."

15.He died as he lived, painlessly and asleep.

Interesting. *wonders who*

16. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*

17. *loves*

Megatron: *confused* "If you can see my gun, how exactly is it a concealed weapon?"

18.’I’m half sick of shadows and I can’t see the sky’-Emilie Autumn, Shalott

*LOVES* Perceptor!

22.[G1] As a matter of fact, Inferno is not the first mech to be “Red Alert’s Babysitter”.

*LOVES* Inferno was hired after Red Alert chased his previous babysitter away. Red Alert tried his best to get rid of Inferno as well, but Inferno is stubborn and stuck with him. Eventually, Inferno wore Red Alert down enough that he tolerated his presence.

23. Interesting... *loves*

24. Hmmm... I'm thinking Blaster might say this. A drunk, slightly depressed Blaster.

25. Perceptor, with the help of Blaster and Rumble, has decided he needs more funding for his projects and therefore has decided he should write books under a penname. And since he sees everything and Blaster hears everything, they quickly decide what they're going to write about. They brought Rumble in on the deal when their readers declared they wanted to read about Decepticons as well.

27. *is sad*

28. PERCEPTOR!

32. Optimus after he learned Perceptor had been left alone, unsupervised, in the otherwise empty ark for three days while the rest of the crew was scattered across the states. His own quarters and hidden stash of high-grade are the only things he believes are untouched. Let the rest of the idiots crew discover the many surprises undoubtedly hidden throughout the Ark.

[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Percy/Rumble? interesting. (And suddenly, all of humanity is explained. With those two guiding natural selection, no wonder we're so screwy. Percy's responsible for Rome, Rumble can be blamed for the dark ages.)

True. Now I want to see Perceptor, with Rumble sitting on his shoulder, standing on a hill overlooking a developing civilization. And Mt Vesuvius is smoking in the background...

*pout* "Fluffy is perfectly harmless. You're just jealous she's prettier then you."

Sunstreaker: *growls* What did you just say?"

*snicker* Or Optimus, trying to explain (also while drunk) why they aren't trying to actually kill the 'cons.

Maybe... Optimus and Blaster are drunk together! And they are doing what drunk people do, bitch and moan about every little thing. While all the sober mechs watch in amusement and feel embarrassed in that I-don't-know-these-people-honest kind of way.

And Reflector and Red Alert, since they have good blackmail material on Optimus and Megatron. (How else do you think two(four) people like that managed to end on those ships?)

I can't believe I forgot Reflector and Red Alert! Of course they'd be included! And... they blackmailed their way onto the ships! *LOVES*

*thinks* Hmmm... Perceptor, Blaster, Rumble, Reflector, and Red Alert.
Three Autobots and two (or four) Decepticons. They either need another Decepticon or another Autobot to make it even.

And of course, Percy always leaves those alone, otherwise Optimus starts 'learning' about events like these before they happen instead of after.

*nods* Optimus knows Percy needs to have his fun, otherwise he'd (quite accidentally, of course) end up destroying the Ark. However, Optimus knows better than to offer this for free. He has obviously been taking lessons from Swindle.

I wonder if Optimus has made it a rule that Perceptor must warn him before doing things like this.

*counts Perceptors* One less than last time. *pouts* I can do better, I swear.

[identity profile] casusfere.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
29.Swindle: Nice little planet you’ve got here. Shame if something happened to it.

*cackle!* *picks up bunny and runs off with it*

[identity profile] huntingospray.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
3: *eyes the grinning collective minibot muse with deep suspicion and resists making room for the bunny in the hutch.*

27: *Starts digging a very wide ditch to keep bunny and Beachcomber muse apart.*

[identity profile] huntingospray.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Beachcomber? I never considered him for this. Why him? It sounds like an interesting interpretation of the character.

The Beachcomber who lives in my head and who I RP has lived a very varied life, as a geologist he's seen more of the rest of the universe than most 'bots traveling from one world to another assessing them for suitability as colonies and/or resources that could be used back on Cybertron.

In the course of this life he's nearly been killed more times than he cares to keep count of. He's also been left for dead as the sole survivor of an exploding spaceship (caused by sabotage) and stranded on a very hostile and down right dangerous world for a few vorn. As a result of all this the laid back detached hippie persona is part coping mechanism and part mask, and it struck me that he would gather the small insignificant broken things because when you've been repeatedly reduced to nothing every thing is precious.

*EDIT* Oh Primus help me, I've thought about these two too much in the course of avoiding doing work this morning and now they've taken up residence in the hutch.
Edited 2008-09-02 09:21 (UTC)
ext_18500: My non-fandom OC Oraania. She's crazy. (Ashe - sad)

[identity profile] mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
15.He died as he lived, painlessly and asleep.
That made me think of Primus.

[identity profile] lapinporokoira.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)

2.
Oooh this one sounds sweet and it could work well with one of my older bunnies that I posted.
This one: Perceptor was on Earth, long , long before. His off-lined form was revered as the Goddess Athena. In fact Perceptor was the inspiration for Plato’s School of Philosophy, which was the first ever academy. (named after Akadameia.)



6.The decepticons aren’t good guys, but some of them fake it pretty damn well. Earth has been trading with their standoffish-but-decent alien-robot neighbors, and some humans have even become acquaintances and friends with them. It was a quiet, strange sort of paradigm shift, but most people these days are comfortable with the decepticons. (“I’m sorry about your father, Samuel. I don’t know how that Autobot got on ship.” “Autobot?” “Just a group of crazies. Nobody you need to worry about.”)

I really like this. Can't help but think of Scavanger. His puppydog attitude is just too adorable for any true Decepticon.


7.[G1]The constructicons don’t actually like being a gestalt. It gives them status and prestige, yes, but it also means their missing brothers, Grapple and RoadHauler, will never fully rejoin the constructicons again.

I LOVE this! In fact I love it enough it inspired a bunny. It does contain quite a few similiarities. Hope you don't mind?
And Roadhailer makes me think of that Autobot from the pilot who winched up Hound but was never seen or heard of again. Hmmmm....


22.[G1] As a matter of fact, Inferno is not the first mech to be “Red Alert’s Babysitter”.

Megatron perhaps? He went insane and decided that ALL autobots must be destroyed.


27.He found all manner of lost marbles, discarded datapads, broken strings, bits of stone, ruined toys, punctured tires, forgotten shrapnel, all the lost and broken things that people left behind in the rush of living, gathered them up and kept them near him, because he of all people knew what it was like, to be lost and forgotten.

Awww poor Scavenger!


31.?: You can’t discriminate against me just because I’m dead!

First thought was Ghost!Starscream.

[identity profile] jim-ghote.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
29.Swindle: Nice little planet you’ve got here. Shame if something happened to it.

How come I'm seeing Mike Palin and Terry Jones trying to rough up a British Army major in a Python sketch?

Pt. 1

[identity profile] alabaster-demon.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
2.[G1]One of the bots and one of the cons wake way earlier then their other comrades, and for various reasons, can’t wake the others up without killing them (power issues?). They fight, argue, and betray each other, watch humanity evolve literally before their eyes, inadvertently shape a few cultures, come to accept their status as the only (awake) transformers on earth, meddle with path of history, become uneasy allies and then friends, watch in horror over the World Wars, contribute anonymously to various subcultures, and generally get on with their lives as they now are.

*LOVES* And what if they decided that since they like their new lives so much, they'll just kill all the others (the Decepticon's idea) or ship them back to Cybertron (the Autobot's idea)? And they'd go to the Ark and fight over it, and end up knocking each other out! And then they'd wake up with all the others a few years later and either they'd have forgotten, or they'd pretend it hadn't happened... You could use this to explain almost any canon non-hostile interaction between any 'Bot and 'Con.

6.The decepticons aren’t good guys, but some of them fake it pretty damn well.

*loves*

7.[G1]The constructicons don’t actually like being a gestalt. It gives them status and prestige, yes, but it also means their missing brothers, Grapple and RoadHauler, will never fully rejoin the constructicons again.

*LOVES* Maybe Hoist too?

8.[G1] The ever tempting Starscream-has-amnesia story. But Skyfire isn’t the only autobot glad to have a prewar Starscream on their side, Starscream’s wingmates aren’t willing to give him up, and Starscream himself wants to know what he’s forgotten, even if it means risking becoming the person he was again.

*loves*

9.Prowl has a secret. He’s a former decepticon, not that anyone, even his bondmate or commanders, knows. That’s because he himself doesn’t know.

I think I've seen something like this before, except the 'Bots knew because they'd captured him and wiped his memories.

10.[2007] Barricade kills Sam to avenge Megatron. One year later, Bumblebee wakes up with a living (if horrifically scarred) Sam curled up at his side. (“Sorry it took me so long ‘Bee. Got tied up at Purgatory.”)

Ooooohhh...

11.[G1] The first sign they had that something was different was when Scavenger started speaking with a crystal city accent again.

*loves*

Re: Pt. 1

[identity profile] alabaster-demon.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sudden, creepy thought inspired by that. What if it was Optimus and Megatron? They no longer believe in the war, but their troops do. That's why Megatron's schemes are so outlandish! He's trying to fail!

*LOVES**LOVES**LOVES*

Yes!!!! And that's why Optimus never orders the Autobots to just go and attack the 'Con base! Oooohh... *loves the Optimus & Megatron interaction*

RoadHauler and Grapple made Hoist to replace their brothers. The 'Structis don't know, and get jealous that an 'outsider' is more important to RH and Grapple then them.

They would be jealous. I wonder how Omega feels about all of this?

Pt. 2

[identity profile] alabaster-demon.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
13.[G1](Fanon is fun) Special abilities, like Skywarp’s warping or Mirage’s invisibility, are the result of minor, harmless mutations in the spark. Some tech is needed so the mech’s shell is affected and not just the spark, but the tech itself cannot convey the ability. On another track, bonding can heal sparks. One bonded partner might follow the other into death, but they can also prevent their partner’s spark from fading in borderline cases or stabilize an unstable psych. If a mech that has a ‘special ability’ bonds, their spark will be ‘repaired’, and they will lose that ability.

*is fascinated* Maybe Inferno wants to bond with Red Alert to heal his glitch, but he can't because that would also remove the abilities that make him such a good security officer.

16.[G1]One should never drive scientists into corners. Especially crazy ones with explosives. They tend to blow themselves up.(Anyone read Good Omens? I’m thinking Agnes Nutter at the stake)

*LOVES* That book is *amazing*. *points to icon* Now I want art of Wheeljack wearing nail-loaded petticoats. And Sunstorm could play the part of Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer (am I getting the name right?)

18.’I’m half sick of shadows and I can’t see the sky’-Emilie Autumn, Shalott

This just screams Thundercracker to me.

19.Sometimes, simply surviving is the most courageous thing imaginable.

I think I've seen a similar bunny before. Silly Soundwave should just keep that darn telepathy in his head where it belongs.

Let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!

Nooo! Astrotrain!!

The decepticons (or Megatron himself) begin to notice Meg’s resemblance to certain over-the-top characters of human creation(and/or persuasion).

*hysterical giggle* The first 'Con to compare Megatron will die. Slowly. And painfully. (After Megatron actuallly looks up who Strong Bad is.) And now I really want to see Megatron E-mails in the same style as Strong Bad E-mails.

23.The Fey can be injured and killed by Cold Iron, which some have postulated is meteor metal, or metal from outer space.

I believe a Fairy!Transformers fic is in progress somewhere.

25.Someone on earth starts publishing ‘transformer inspired’ drama/humor novels. The catch? Most of the stories are suspiciously similar to embarrassing incidents members of both sides would like to forget. The incredibly obvious name changes don’t help.

*giggles*

27.He found all manner of lost marbles, discarded datapads, broken strings, bits of stone, ruined toys, punctured tires, forgotten shrapnel, all the lost and broken things that people left behind in the rush of living, gathered them up and kept them near him, because he of all people knew what it was like, to be lost and forgotten.

Awwww, Scavenger. You're so cute.

An autobot, stuck in a time before he was created, forced to dwell in the slums and scavenge for energon and shelter, helpless to change the things he knew were wrong, finds his perspective changing. The decepticons would one day be the monsters he fought against, but right now they were the only ones doing what was right.

*LOVES*

Re: Pt. 2

[identity profile] alabaster-demon.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Although, how would the bots *stop* them?

I dunno, when he's in the mood for it Red Alert can be pretty much unstoppable. Although I'm starting to wonder what super-talents Inferno is bringing to the partnership (besides the whole emotional side).

do it then (no pun intended)

*snerk*

(and I just spawned another bunny)

*waits in suspense*

it wasn't until you pointed it out that I realized it was Azeriphal and Crowley.

It isn't really that obvious because it's shrunk down so small. I think the original art that the icon came from was much bigger.

Thou-shalt-Not-Commit Adultery Sunstorm! Someone has to call him that, just to watch his reaction.

And didn't T-S-N-C-A Pulsifier have nine siblings, so there was one child for each of the commandments? *thinks* Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Dirge, Thrust, Ramjet, and those three technicolor Rainmakers whose names I can never remember (or maybe Blitzwing, Astrotrain, and Octane?). *resists urge to match TFs with commandments*

Aww, emo TC. How cute!

Thundercracker: No one understands me! *cries*
Mixmaster: You're smearing your-your-your eyeliner.
Thundercracker: *cries harder*

No, he shouldn't- how else would we have fun?

Well, maybe for *his* sake he should. Because if he shares around enough of his telepathic power then soon we'll be able to get into his head. And from there, we could control the cassettes. And from there, the world... *cackles*

Unless it was Starscream, who was responsible for Megatron E-mails by sending the first one to him, which pointed the resemblance.

Starscream: *adds anonymous e-mail service to (short) list of useful human inventions*

Do they react badly to earth metal? Technically it is 'alien' to them...

I'm not sure, you'd have to ask norielit.

Isn't he? you just want to *hug* him and send him to bed with an energon goodie.

And make sure he's dressed in his adorable little footie-pajamas. And read him a bedtime story.

[identity profile] ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
13.[G1](Fanon is fun) Special abilities, like Skywarp’s warping or Mirage’s invisibility, are the result of minor, harmless mutations in the spark. Some tech is needed so the mech’s shell is affected and not just the spark, but the tech itself cannot convey the ability. On another track, bonding can heal sparks. One bonded partner might follow the other into death, but they can also prevent their partner’s spark from fading in borderline cases or stabilize an unstable psych. If a mech that has a ‘special ability’ bonds, their spark will be ‘repaired’, and they will lose that ability.

For some reason this one seems to have "Mirage" written all over it. (HoundXMirage! Hound would probably be totally willing to give up his holograms, but how would the slightly-more-selfish Mirage feel?)

26.[G1] Hot Rod doesn’t like to talk about his creator, who is totally deranged.

Awwww... poor, poor Hot Rod. Do Arcee and/or Springer know?

30.I’ve seen several fics where humans get confused by cybertronian gender, but never any where cybertronians get confused by humans'. Which I think is just as, if not more, likely, personally.

I want to see this so bad. And my best friend, who is sitting right here, would like me to tell you she needs to go burn her brain out now. YES!

[identity profile] videetcredere.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh, damn. Numbers five and six are attempting to make their way into my bunny hutch.

#5 is so tempting because I have an OC who really did walk out right before things got bad.

And #6- I wonder how the first Autobot would react. Also, humanity? Their name is Decepticons. Why the hell are you taking ANYTHING they say at face value?