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And after a long time-hiatus I have returned with bunnies!
These came while watching the BDLive feature of the Transformers movie on Blu-ray:
1. Megatron’s reverse engineered items includes: cellphones, Segways and frozen pizza - Because the story behind the pizza needs to be told!
2. Megatron’s pets include Hamstericon - And Megatron left poor Hamstericon on Starscream's care while he went in search of the AllSpark.
3. Mikaela’s great-great grandmother, Pearl dated Chaz, one of the original 7. He gave her a ring made with a piece metal found near NBE1. - What is so special about that ring? What was so special about Pearl that her relationship with Chaz was mentioned so often iin the BDLive? Is Mikaela related to this Chaz, making her a descendant of the original 7?
4. Sam’s parents are glad to find Mikaela in his room because they were starting to get worried about his lack of girlfriend and his relationship with Miles - Nothing to add. The BDLive says it all. XD
5.. Mikaela’s father wanted to be a NASCAR driver, but he had an accident in one eye that destroyed his dreams. He goes to jail for grand theft auto and street racing. Choose your favorite street racing/grand theft auto movie/game. Replace main character with Mikaela's father. Hello, crossover!
6.Trent reminds Mikaela of her father.
And now comes the Buffy quotes:
7.??: Hey, Beachcomber! You okay?
Beachcomber: Yeah, I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
8. ??: Oh... my god.
Prowl: It's a sombrero.
??: And it's on your head.
Prowl: It seemed festive.
9. ??: Thank the lord.
Primus: You're welcome.
10. Prowl: Come on, let's go assemble the cannon fodder.
Optimus: That's not what we're calling them, Prowl.
Prowl: Not to their faces. What, am I insensitive?
Followed by some altered quotes from the movie Alexander:
11. "Decepticons are like human beings. You can take care of them for years… Feed them… nurture them. And they can still turn on you."
12. "Decepticons are the only ones who know Primus."
13. "He will never be yours! Never! In my spark I carried my avenger!" - (Megatron/Optimus where Optimus was the one pregnant with Perceptor. Or whoever pairing and bundle of joy you want.)
14. "The first rule of war is to do what you ask your men to do."
15. "There’s no glory without suffering."
16. "My creator would never hurt me." (Because I thought of Perceptor when I heard it. X.x)
17. "Autobots are more dangerous than Decepticons."
18. "A Prime isn’t born. He is made by pain and suffering."
19. "Cybertronians hate the Primes. The only reason we follow any of them is because we fear worse."
20. "In my faction, those who love too much, lose everything."
And now the normal bunnies
21 ??: At night the sporks pick on me
22. ??: Help! I can’t tell where I am. It’s dark and I can hear laughing.
23. Both Ratchet and Hook can't find an explanation for Blaster and Soundwave. They have no sparks on their bodies, but they are not drones. Instead, each cassette player seems to house pieces of their spark on their cassettes. As long as one casette is alive, both Blaster and Soundwave can be rebuilt. Destroy all the cassettes and you will kill them. Yet, each cassette appears to have a personality and mind of their own. Both medics don't know if they should be horrified or amazed, but they both dispise working on them.
24. The Insecticons where reformatted as insects and because of that could eat, needing to do so in almost as much quantities as real insects. What if one of the Autobots’ escape pods crashed on Earth in a place that (after a long time) ended up being a cave full of vampire bats. When they online, they get reformatted in the little bloodsuckers and , like the Insecticons, they need to eat. And like bats, they need organic blood to live.Or half processed energon.Or both! XD
25. Cybertronian sirens: There are no records of Soundwave, Jazz and Blaster ever existing. They are really the Cybertronian version of sirens. They lived in the Rust Sea, luring mechs to their death with their music and feeding on them, but mechs stopped going near the sea when the war started. And they are forced to go on land to find food and found the war gave them an easy way to get it. Blaster’s cassettes serve him and Jazz equally. The rest of the Autobots think this is because they are close friends. The truth is that the Cassettes are the Cybertronian version of sea nymphs, who served the sirens. Somehow, both Blaster and Jazz got separated from their eldest sibling, Soundwave before joining any faction.Or Soundwave ditched them on his own. Or got captured. The problem is that while on Cybertron they could find ways to feed that looked like casualties to the war, on Earth they can’t and it’s only a matter of time until they are forced to kill to stop their hunger.
These came while watching the BDLive feature of the Transformers movie on Blu-ray:
1. Megatron’s reverse engineered items includes: cellphones, Segways and frozen pizza - Because the story behind the pizza needs to be told!
2. Megatron’s pets include Hamstericon - And Megatron left poor Hamstericon on Starscream's care while he went in search of the AllSpark.
3. Mikaela’s great-great grandmother, Pearl dated Chaz, one of the original 7. He gave her a ring made with a piece metal found near NBE1. - What is so special about that ring? What was so special about Pearl that her relationship with Chaz was mentioned so often iin the BDLive? Is Mikaela related to this Chaz, making her a descendant of the original 7?
4. Sam’s parents are glad to find Mikaela in his room because they were starting to get worried about his lack of girlfriend and his relationship with Miles - Nothing to add. The BDLive says it all. XD
5.. Mikaela’s father wanted to be a NASCAR driver, but he had an accident in one eye that destroyed his dreams. He goes to jail for grand theft auto and street racing. Choose your favorite street racing/grand theft auto movie/game. Replace main character with Mikaela's father. Hello, crossover!
6.Trent reminds Mikaela of her father.
And now comes the Buffy quotes:
7.??: Hey, Beachcomber! You okay?
Beachcomber: Yeah, I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
8. ??: Oh... my god.
Prowl: It's a sombrero.
??: And it's on your head.
Prowl: It seemed festive.
9. ??: Thank the lord.
Primus: You're welcome.
10. Prowl: Come on, let's go assemble the cannon fodder.
Optimus: That's not what we're calling them, Prowl.
Prowl: Not to their faces. What, am I insensitive?
Followed by some altered quotes from the movie Alexander:
11. "Decepticons are like human beings. You can take care of them for years… Feed them… nurture them. And they can still turn on you."
12. "Decepticons are the only ones who know Primus."
13. "He will never be yours! Never! In my spark I carried my avenger!" - (Megatron/Optimus where Optimus was the one pregnant with Perceptor. Or whoever pairing and bundle of joy you want.)
14. "The first rule of war is to do what you ask your men to do."
15. "There’s no glory without suffering."
16. "My creator would never hurt me."
17. "Autobots are more dangerous than Decepticons."
18. "A Prime isn’t born. He is made by pain and suffering."
19. "Cybertronians hate the Primes. The only reason we follow any of them is because we fear worse."
20. "In my faction, those who love too much, lose everything."
And now the normal bunnies
21 ??: At night the sporks pick on me
22. ??: Help! I can’t tell where I am. It’s dark and I can hear laughing.
23. Both Ratchet and Hook can't find an explanation for Blaster and Soundwave. They have no sparks on their bodies, but they are not drones. Instead, each cassette player seems to house pieces of their spark on their cassettes. As long as one casette is alive, both Blaster and Soundwave can be rebuilt. Destroy all the cassettes and you will kill them. Yet, each cassette appears to have a personality and mind of their own. Both medics don't know if they should be horrified or amazed, but they both dispise working on them.
24. The Insecticons where reformatted as insects and because of that could eat, needing to do so in almost as much quantities as real insects. What if one of the Autobots’ escape pods crashed on Earth in a place that (after a long time) ended up being a cave full of vampire bats. When they online, they get reformatted in the little bloodsuckers and , like the Insecticons, they need to eat. And like bats, they need organic blood to live.
25. Cybertronian sirens: There are no records of Soundwave, Jazz and Blaster ever existing. They are really the Cybertronian version of sirens. They lived in the Rust Sea, luring mechs to their death with their music and feeding on them, but mechs stopped going near the sea when the war started. And they are forced to go on land to find food and found the war gave them an easy way to get it. Blaster’s cassettes serve him and Jazz equally. The rest of the Autobots think this is because they are close friends. The truth is that the Cassettes are the Cybertronian version of sea nymphs, who served the sirens. Somehow, both Blaster and Jazz got separated from their eldest sibling, Soundwave before joining any faction.