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I finally remembered to post this
1. "Yes, but what would happen if a spark like mine bonds with a spark like his?"
2. Ripley's Believe It or Not! Cybertron-style.
3. "Hey, look, I made a bridge. It only took me like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven, tops." –Vincenzo "Vinny" Santorini, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
4. Cybertronian tattoos. I've seen art of this before, but I've never seen fic. (Could also go with the piercing bunny I've read on here a while ago.)
5. [TFA] Prowl/Starscream
(My TFA crack!OTP. I'm already writing fic with this pairing, but I would love to see someone else's take on it.)
6. Animated!Perceptor. The Autobots find a new Allspark shard lodged in a small, red microscope. One with a rather large vocabulary.
"Can we keep it?"
(So tempted to do this one myself, but I'm writing a different Ani!Perceptor.)
7. "I know that I know nothing."
8. The Autobots discover human philosophy.
9. ?: Why did you do that?
??: *shrugs* Because.
Numbers 10-28 are all Discworld quotes by Terry Pratchett.
10. "If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'." –The Colour of Magic
11. "It could be worse," he said by way of farewell. "It could be me." –The Colour of Magic
12. "It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself.
But [character] always thought it looked a sort of greenish-purple." –altered quote from The Colour of Magic
13. "Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead." –The Light Fantastic
14. "Radiating from the book was the light that lies on the far side of darkness, the light fantastic.
It was a rather disappointing purple colour." –The Light Fantastic
15. "'Dead?' said [character], In the debating chamber of his mind a dozen emotions got to their feet and started shouting. Relief was in full spate when Shock cut in on a point of order and then Bewilderment, Terror and Loss started a fight which was ended only when Shame slunk in from next door to see what all the row was about." –altered from The Light Fantastic
16. "History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It's been around a long time." –Mort
Replace "History" with "Primus" and what do you get?
17. "She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you." –Equal Rites
18. "Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it."
Red Alert's a wizard!
19. "They suffered from the terrible delusion that something could be done. They seemed prepared to make the world the way they wanted or die in the attempt, and the trouble with dying in the attempt was that you died in the attempt." –Sourcery
20. "He saw his life stretching out in front of him like a nasty black tunnel with no light at the end of it.
...He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower." – Mort
21. "Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges." -Mort
22. "It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done." –Equal Rites
23. "Really? Humans are the most unobservant creatures in the universe. Oh, there are lots anomalies, of course, a certain amount of spilled salt, but historians explain them away. They are so very useful in that aspect." –Thief of Time
Why aren't giant alien robots being constantly talked about in G1? (I think you know what I'm getting at, right?) Well, most people, particularly those not directly involved, don't even notice them.
24. Everything that happens, stays happened." –Thief of Time
25. "Form defines function." –Thief of Time
26. "Wheeljack means well. But if you listen to him you end up clanking when you walk and exploding when you sit down." –altered from Thief of Time
27. "Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, 'What happens if I do this?'" –Interesting Times
28. There is a curse.
They say:
May You Live in Interesting Times
–Interesting Times
29. Perceptor meets Lu-Tze of Pratchett's Thief of Time.
30. "Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." –Dame Edna Everage
31. The Decepticons do their own version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
32. [Movie] Torchwood cross-over.
33. Sorta inspired from the 18th bunny on this post: Metal Men (DC)/Transformers cross-over.
34. "Back off, man. I'm a scientist." –Ghostbusters. (Can't remember who said it, though…)
35. Perceptor meets a young Jor-El.
36. Cybertronian "circus freaks". And their version of Ringling Bros./Barnum & Bailey.
37. Transformers/The Legion of Superheroes crossover (any continuity for either).
38. Autobots/Decepticons run across the creatures in the Doctor Who episode "Blink"
A. Skyfire is the mech who meets them. They transport him back to soon after his past self is lost to the ice, but before Starscream stops his search. What will he do?
B. Perceptor finds them and is transported back to around the time the atom bomb/h-bomb is being constructed.
C.Beachcomber and/or Hound is sent back to the pre-/early human days, long before humans made their mark on the world.
D. All of the above.
E. Alternatively, a team of Cybertronians land on a planet inhabited by these creatures.
39. "I'm not dying. I'm waking up."
40. "I think, therefore I'm not."
"Not what?"
50. The Decepticon seekers dancing (in perfect choreography) to "Lady Marmalade" during some time off. Megatron bursts into the room, looking for Starscream. He watches Starscream and several others shake their afts to the music, all of them completely unaware that he's there, and then leaves the room incredibly disturbed.
"I did not need the mental image of Starscream dirty dancing, asking to—Gah!"
51. ?1: I just had the craziest dream. All of us were fictional characters, our lives at the mercy of thou-millions of humans! They made me *insert action, preferably dirty, with some random other character (if applicable) here*
?2: You've been overworking yourself again, haven’t you?
?1: Then they put it all up on that "internet"! There were *sites/communities dedicated to certain characters/pairings/smut/humanized/whatever you want*.
?2: …Scratch what I said before. Are you high again?
(?1's dialogue is purposefully like that for several reasons: 1) so that whoever picks this up can put whatever they want that pertains to the character's of their choosing, erm, character, and 2) I got lazy and couldn't really think of what ?1 would really say, just the gist of it.)
52. Fic based on this pic by
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vejiraziel.53. [TFA] Take the faction status and switch them. The Decepticons won the war and rule Cybertron. The Autobots are scattered across the universe and are believed to be a myth by the younger generations.
What would be different? What would stay the same?
54. [TFA] Okay, so remember in the season 2 finale where Prowl says that he never really finished ninja school? Well, that got me thinking. Since the rest of the crew didn't know that he didn't finish, he had to have dropped out/gotten kicked out/whatever had happened long before he became a space bridge mech. So, what did he do?
55. [Movie] Optimus meets someone who has lost their entire species, and their planet, while still whole, is dead and no longer inhabitable. He and J'onn J'onzz become friends, often meeting in secluded places to exchange stories about their lives on their respective home planets and to discuss their thoughts on the alien planet they both now call home. (Bonus points if this is set in the movieverse world – meaning, with no super heroes. J'onn's backstory happened the same, he just never became a super hero. J'onn is not the Martian Manhunter, but simply Detective John Jones of the NYPD and was recently transferred to Mission City after the battle.)
Here's two websites with good info on J'onn.
56. Inspired by an old bunny (can't find the post) where G1 Prowl is the Fallen's descendant and Terry Pratchett's Thief of Time:
TFA Prowl is the direct descendant of Vector Sigma. He never really got any further then the basics in his Circuit-Su training. So, how does he do the spooky Batman-esque "disappearing when no one's looking and appearing when you least expect it" thing and those amazing and fast moves and not get killed, you ask? Some latent time-bending powers, or similar. He can bend time in relation to himself or completely remove himself from it. He doesn't really do this that much, though. Getting lectured by the guardian of space and time himself on the proper usage of bending time sticks.
57. [TFA] Mutated from 56:
Prowl is the creation of Vector Prime.
Optimus is the creation of Prima.
Blitzwing is the creation of the Fallen.
Megatron and Ultra Magnus are the twin creations of the guardian of Rarified Energon (said guardian is unnamed).
Since the rest of the first thirteen haven't been confirmed, the person picking up this bunny can fill in the rest.
(Okay, I think I got all of the tags.)
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I absolutely love that quote. I could totally see a situation where an Autobot and Decepticon have to work together for whatever reason, and the 'con says this.
Come to think of it, Perceptor makes a good Milo!
6. Animated!Perceptor
Not actually responding to the prompt itself (sorry!) but the rumours of Perceptor showing up in TF:Ani have been confirmed to be true. So you'll get this canonly, probably by this time next year.
31. The Decepticons do their own version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
...I love you for even thinking of that... (Starscream would make a great Riff...)
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Oh, that'd be interesting.
Not actually responding to the prompt itself (sorry!) but the rumours of Perceptor showing up in TF:Ani have been confirmed to be true. So you'll get this canonly, probably by this time next year.
Really? Well, that's one more thing to look forward to...
...I love you for even thinking of that...
*feels loved*
(Starscream would make a great Riff...)
*giggles madly*
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Yes, but which 'bot and which 'con, and why would they be working together, and why would they need a bridge?
Really? Well, that's one more thing to look forward to...
Yes. The wait's killing me, though.
*giggles madly*
It's true, though, isn't it? Especially by the end, after going on a killing spree! ("They didn't like me! They never liked me!")
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1. "Yes, but what would happen if a spark like mine bonds with a spark like his?"
Oooooh... This makes me think of an idea I have been bouncing around in my head for while, about Cybertronian incubii. I should really write it up and post it some time.
16. "History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It's been around a long time." –Mort
Replace "History" with "Primus" and what do you get?
Someone wondering how a planet-sized robot can have frayed sleeves.
24. Everything that happens, stays happened." –Thief of Time
For some reason, I can see Vector Prime saying this while talking about the multiverse.
34. "Back off, man. I'm a scientist." –Ghostbusters. (Can't remember who said it, though…)
Peter Venkman.
50. The Decepticon seekers dancing (in perfect choreography) to "Lady Marmalade" during some time off. Megatron bursts into the room, looking for Starscream. He watches Starscream and several others shake their afts to the music, all of them completely unaware that he's there, and then leaves the room incredibly disturbed.
"I did not need the mental image of Starscream dirty dancing, asking to—Gah!"
And he slowly goes crazy because he can't get it out of his head. The only cure is to either blast the Seekers into slag (a waste of good [for a given value of "good"] soldiers) or just go interface with one, or all of them.
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You should. I'm curious.
Someone wondering how a planet-sized robot can have frayed sleeves.
Hey. Primus works a lot. Being a planet and all. He has to support an entire species. The amazing thing is that he can find clothes his size.
For some reason, I can see Vector Prime saying this while talking about the multiverse.
Ooh. Why didn't I think of Vector Prime?
Peter Venkman.
A-ha! That's who it was. Thank you.
And he slowly goes crazy because he can't get it out of his head. The only cure is to either blast the Seekers into slag (a waste of good [for a given value of "good"] soldiers) or just go interface with one, or all of them.
*giggles*...I want someone to do this now.