Just Five Little Ones this Time.

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Last one is a wee spoilerish, Knight Rider-wise.

Shattered Glass/Mirror!Verse
1. *Random Mech*: Megatron?
Megatron: Yes?
*Random Mech*: I've been thinking, wouldn't we get better press from the humans if we changed our faction from the "Decepticons" to say, the "Defendicons"?
Megatron: (thinks for a micro click, *Facepalms*) D'oh!  Now somebody tells me!

A.Now I'm thinking of Homer Simpson's voice as Any!Verse Megatron's! (note to self: now you did it, you broke everybody's brains!)
B.Its even worse: Mass VA swap. I think I just heard G1 Bumblebee with a Bullwinkle Moose voice!

Any!Verse
3. Prime and some of his lieutenants try to have a "poker night" like the humans. Good luck with any distractions that may will happen.

TFA (lifted from an ancient MAD magazine)
4. Megatron (after giving orders to Blitzwing, who says "Ja boss!" to the Decepticon leader at every point and turn.): Got that Blitzwing?
Blitzwing (Icy mode): Ja boss!
Megatron (irritated): Will you stop that "Ja boss" slag already?
Blitzwing: Ja boss!
Megatron: That's better... Wait!
Blitzwing (random): [insane cackles]

Post-2007
5. ?: Just because you found out he has a light bar too, doesn't make K.I.T.T. your long-lost twin, Barricade!
'Cade: Buh! Buh!
[watches episode to end, sees next week's teaser]
?: Wait...What? Was that Prime I heard?