7 Bunnys

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First one was inspired by a RL situation, but I ended up not serving anyway.

1. [G1 mostly, but any verse...]
Sparkplug is seen entering the Ark, holding an envelope.
Sparkplug: That's strange, there was this letter addressed to *Randon Mech* outside.
*Random Mech*: I guess I must see what it's about then.
Sparkplug: [hands letter to *Random Mech*] Here you go.
*Random Mech* reads the letter, is dumbfounded.
*Random Mech*: Me, Jury Duty?! Summoned?! Its a joke, right?
(No extra points if its Prowl, sorry too obvious. Extra points if *Random Autobot* is made foreman. Whole lot of extra points with hot fudge, whipped cream with a cherry on top if a Decepticon gets the same letter as well, and ends up getting sequestered with the rest of the jury.)

2. G1 or TFA done in Jon K. (read: Ren & Stimpy) style. I can really see Megs as Ren, Starscream as Stimpy.

3. (Album/CD art) "Dr. Ratchet's Lonely Sparks Club Band" (Hey, it fits meter so why not?)

4. [Post-2007]Crossover with "Red Dwarf".

5. (Inspired by an old SNL sketch) Grimlock and Tarzan in same room, drive everyone nuts. Grimlock, Tarzan, Tonto in same room: everyone looks for exit. Grimlock, Tarzan, Tonto, and Frankenstein Monster in room:? 

6. Cybertronian version of Geritol... Does Kup need it?

7. Beachcomber in lotus position, meditating: will he see anything, and is it "Aaaahhhhmmm" or "Oooohhhmmm"?