Only two, kinda random

[salalipop.livejournal.com]

1. Frenzy: You sure ya aren't mad about me and Eject bein', ya know...together?
Soundwave: *sighs* Relationship: acceptable. However: must not affect performance on battlefield.
Frenzy: Not a problem, boss-bot!
Rumble: See, Frenz, I told ya 'Wave'd be cool with it. Speakin' of which, now would probably be a good time to bring up me and Rewind.
Soundwave: You and...Rewind?
Rumble: Yeah, I'd been meanin' to talk to ya about it, and what better time than now, right?
Soundwave: ...
Ravage: *clears throat* Perhaps now would be a good time for me to mention my relationship with Steeljaw.
Lazerbeak: And, um, I should probably say something about me and Ramhorn.
All: 0-0;;
Lazerbeak:...what? I don't question your relationships!
Buzzsaw: I don't know you.
Ratbat: Daddy, what are you guys talking about?
Soundwave: Situation: nothing you need to know about.

xDDD (what's worse is that I ship BlasterxSoundwave...what the heck do the guys think of incest, anyway? o-O)


2. Also, a belated St. Patrick's Day thing.

Like any other holiday, the Autobots have gone just a little overboard celebrating St. Patrick's Day: decking out the Arc with shamrock streamers, breaking out the high grade, speaking with really bad fake Irish accents, and - of course - pinching anyone who isn't wearing any green. Perceptor obviously sees no sense in this tradition and refuses to put on even a speck of green paint. This peaks the intrest of every remotely mischevious mech on the Arc, who all label Perceptor as the Target of the Day. However, Percy is having difficulties with a very important experiment, and after five or six pinches the microscope's already limited patience is wearing thn.

*in the rec room*
Air Raid: *unconsciencous, on the floor*
Perceptor: *holding a chair, looking pissed* C'mon. Pinch me again. I dare you. *twitch*
Everybody else: 0-0;; *backs away slowly*

Comments

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Lazerbeak: And, um, I should probably say something about me and Ramhorn.

Oddly enough, I want to see this now.

And I really don't think they consider it incest.

*in the rec room*
Air Raid: *unconsciencous, on the floor*
Perceptor: *holding a chair, looking pissed* C'mon. Pinch me again. I dare you. *twitch*
Everybody else: 0-0;; *backs away slowly*

*CACKLES* Remember everyone, there is a limit!

Though I do wonder how beings with metal 'skin' can be pinched.

I also wonder how Sideswipe convinced Sunstreaker to put on green paint.

[katsuko]

I also wonder how Sideswipe convinced Sunstreaker to put on green paint.

Pfft. He's either locked himself in his room with enough energon to get through the day (possibly high-grade, might as well get drunk since the humans have a holiday for it) or he went off to pick a fight with the seekers. Hell, anything's better than messing up the paint job.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

or no one's suicidal enough to mess with him, green or no green...

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

I bet the Dinobots would go after him. Or the Wreckers.

[meirelle.livejournal.com]

Though I do wonder how beings with metal 'skin' can be pinched.

They don't. They punch each other instead. Er... well... that's how Sideswipe interpreted it anyhow.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Well, I was close. I was having them slap each other.

[salalipop.livejournal.com]

Yes. Drunk and punching each other. You can bet the officers are just thrilled with this holiday xD

I just *had* to say this...

[hecate-19.livejournal.com]

Or better yet, maybe they get to blatantly *grope* the ones not wearing green.

[meirelle.livejournal.com]

But can't you just picture a completely cratered Sideswipe being all like: *tries to pinch Sunstreaker* *drunken slur* Shiiit, Sunny. This ain't gonna work. 'M gonna havta improvise. *Punches Sunstreaker*

And then it all explodes from there.