Only two, kinda random

[salalipop.livejournal.com]

1. Frenzy: You sure ya aren't mad about me and Eject bein', ya know...together?
Soundwave: *sighs* Relationship: acceptable. However: must not affect performance on battlefield.
Frenzy: Not a problem, boss-bot!
Rumble: See, Frenz, I told ya 'Wave'd be cool with it. Speakin' of which, now would probably be a good time to bring up me and Rewind.
Soundwave: You and...Rewind?
Rumble: Yeah, I'd been meanin' to talk to ya about it, and what better time than now, right?
Soundwave: ...
Ravage: *clears throat* Perhaps now would be a good time for me to mention my relationship with Steeljaw.
Lazerbeak: And, um, I should probably say something about me and Ramhorn.
All: 0-0;;
Lazerbeak:...what? I don't question your relationships!
Buzzsaw: I don't know you.
Ratbat: Daddy, what are you guys talking about?
Soundwave: Situation: nothing you need to know about.

xDDD (what's worse is that I ship BlasterxSoundwave...what the heck do the guys think of incest, anyway? o-O)


2. Also, a belated St. Patrick's Day thing.

Like any other holiday, the Autobots have gone just a little overboard celebrating St. Patrick's Day: decking out the Arc with shamrock streamers, breaking out the high grade, speaking with really bad fake Irish accents, and - of course - pinching anyone who isn't wearing any green. Perceptor obviously sees no sense in this tradition and refuses to put on even a speck of green paint. This peaks the intrest of every remotely mischevious mech on the Arc, who all label Perceptor as the Target of the Day. However, Percy is having difficulties with a very important experiment, and after five or six pinches the microscope's already limited patience is wearing thn.

*in the rec room*
Air Raid: *unconsciencous, on the floor*
Perceptor: *holding a chair, looking pissed* C'mon. Pinch me again. I dare you. *twitch*
Everybody else: 0-0;; *backs away slowly*

Comments

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Lazerbeak: And, um, I should probably say something about me and Ramhorn.

Oddly enough, I want to see this now.

And I really don't think they consider it incest.

*in the rec room*
Air Raid: *unconsciencous, on the floor*
Perceptor: *holding a chair, looking pissed* C'mon. Pinch me again. I dare you. *twitch*
Everybody else: 0-0;; *backs away slowly*

*CACKLES* Remember everyone, there is a limit!

Though I do wonder how beings with metal 'skin' can be pinched.

I also wonder how Sideswipe convinced Sunstreaker to put on green paint.

[katsuko]

I also wonder how Sideswipe convinced Sunstreaker to put on green paint.

Pfft. He's either locked himself in his room with enough energon to get through the day (possibly high-grade, might as well get drunk since the humans have a holiday for it) or he went off to pick a fight with the seekers. Hell, anything's better than messing up the paint job.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

or no one's suicidal enough to mess with him, green or no green...

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

I bet the Dinobots would go after him. Or the Wreckers.

[meirelle.livejournal.com]

Though I do wonder how beings with metal 'skin' can be pinched.

They don't. They punch each other instead. Er... well... that's how Sideswipe interpreted it anyhow.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Well, I was close. I was having them slap each other.

[salalipop.livejournal.com]

Yes. Drunk and punching each other. You can bet the officers are just thrilled with this holiday xD

I just *had* to say this...

[hecate-19.livejournal.com]

Or better yet, maybe they get to blatantly *grope* the ones not wearing green.

[meirelle.livejournal.com]

But can't you just picture a completely cratered Sideswipe being all like: *tries to pinch Sunstreaker* *drunken slur* Shiiit, Sunny. This ain't gonna work. 'M gonna havta improvise. *Punches Sunstreaker*

And then it all explodes from there.

[ryukotaicho.livejournal.com]

I laugh at number 1. Though I won't think it'd be incest since each pairing isn't related to each other ^^

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I think the idea is that if Soundwave and Blaster were together before these pairings happened, then all of the Cassettes may be siblings. I've seen that one around a bit.

[ryukotaicho.livejournal.com]

*wrinkles nose* Siblings by marriage/bonding though... *shrugs* I guess it's up to the person taking the prompt ^^;

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Actually, I mean Blaster and Soundwave once being involved before the war and having all the Cassettes together, before something split them up and also ended up with the sparklings being split between them (though with how young fandom usually writes Ratbat when he's not a senator, he may not be Blaster's).

But as you say, it's up to the taker of the prompt.

[ryukotaicho.livejournal.com]

*head+desk* Thank you for explaining it better ^^; I tend to go for the "Blaster/Soundwave had the cassettes themselves before meeting up with their counterparts" or whatnot...

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Heh, understandable. There's also the small group centred in this comm who like to mix ages around and make the Cassettes older than the tapedecks. I know at least one prompt like that got taken and ended up that Eject and Rewind were Soundwave's sparklings, while Blaster was their sparkling.

There was also the discussion I got into here about Rewind being one of the Original Thirteen and how that reflected on Blaster.

[ryukotaicho.livejournal.com]

*blink blink* Wow. I need to find that prompt now.

[meirelle.livejournal.com]

Dude, Soundwave's kids. XD Poor guy. He knew this time would come sooner or later.

Soundwave: *borrows Megatron's fusion cannon* Suggestion: behave yourself.
Eject: O_O
Frenzy: Dad!

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

xDDD (what's worse is that I ship BlasterxSoundwave...what the heck do the guys think of incest, anyway? o-O)

Besides the fact that I profess to incest being one of my top two kinks (the other being threesomes), I think a lot of the slashy section of the TF fandom is very tolerant of incest, given the amount of Lambocest that happens with no protest at all - and even is considered almost as automatic as Prowl/Jazz is. The Lambos aren't the only twins that get it either, I don't see much of Runamuck and Runabout, but Jetfire and Jetstorm get plenty. You can also add to that the slightly less frequent occurrence of Dinobot and inner-gestalt relationships too - those teams are always considered siblings as well.


A case could probably be made on Cybertronians' lack of issues with incest, especially compared to that of humans.

ETA: Actually, I'm gonna make a post about that.