Random One-liner Bunnies

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I found these lovelies at Aaaugh! -A humor archive and I thought that these would make some nice bunnies for anyone who is interested.

1) Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.  (Anyone talking to Perceptor.)

2) I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

3) The beatings will continue until morale improves. (Starscream and Megatron)

4) I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

5) Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

6) Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. (Galvatron)

7) There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

8) I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. (Wheeljack and/or Perceptor explaining to anyone)

9) I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

10) If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! (A plot of Starscream's actually works!)

11) Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

12) If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

13) If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

14) Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

15) Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?

16) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

17) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

18) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

19) He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.