ext_190966 ([identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tf_bunny_farm2009-06-02 12:59 pm

Now with more Animated!



1. Ravage gets an idea from Purrtenders. Soundwave wants to know why Ravage is now sporting bunny ears.

2. Cliffjumper really wanted to know why Primus was so convinced he'd make a good Guardian Angel.

3. Cliffjumper goes missing, and oddly enough it's Sunstreaker that sneaks out to look for him.

4. The Wreckers find a bunny. The Wreckers want to keep the bunny. Why? Because the Decepticons (and Autobots) are extremely afraid of bunnies.

5. Blaster often ignores those who speak to him. No one really minds though, waiting patiently for him to notice them. They know that he often has trouble recognizing when one of the many voices in his head is actually talking to him.

6. He wanted so badly to protect his friend. But how could he when he was the one his friend needed protection from?

7. Even the weakest of the Thirteen was stronger than the strongest of the younger mechs.

8. Prowl, like a cat, is very good at prowling around unnoticed. He's also, like a cat, very good at pouncing unsuspecting prey.

9. Blaster can carry on multiple conversations at once. This never fails to fascinate Optimus, especially when Blaster's talking aloud and the people he's talking to are speaking to him over his comm lines.

10. When the Wreckers are between missions, and are temporarily at the Hub, the Autobots use drugs to keep them under control. Much to Hot Rod's annoyance, but there's really not much he can do except look after Springer until the drugs wear off.

11. It is always the innocent who suffer.

12. A virus causes Triplechangers to regress to a feral mindset and only their non-triplechanging mates can keep them calm.

13. Megatron gets hit on the head during battle, and now speaks with a lisp.

14. "The one who is guilty of a crime is rarely the one you want to be guilty of it."

15. T-shirt I saw: I smile because you've all finally driven me insane.

16. Another t-shirt: Rawr means "I love you" in dinosaur.

17. Yet another t-shirt: Knowing is half the battle. The other half is violence.

18. "The truth often does sound unconvincing." ~ Ordeal by Innocence by Agatha Christie.

19. Shockwave is Springer's creator; and though the things Shockwave has done horrifies him, Springer can't help but love him.

20. "The thing about him was that he was just like everybody else, except for the part of him that wasn't." ~Pay It Forward by Catherine Ryan Hyde (with a word changed).

21. After the Allspark was sent into space with Megatron chasing after it, and with Optimus and his team and Starscream and his team hot on the trail, things changed drastically for the rest of the Autobots and Decepticons. Things aren't as hopeless as Optimus and his team believe.

22. They lived in an orphanage. Maybe today would be the day they would be adopted.

23. Springer's creators were killed long ago, so Hot Rod and Arcee decide to act the part when they meet Springer's lover.

24. Blaster can often be found curled up asleep in the security center. Everyone wonders why Red Alert and Inferno don't seem to mind him being there.

25. Animated. Cliffjumper knew Longarm was Shockwave all along.

26. "Could you please not ask questions and just help me hide the body?"

27. Jazz: "What do you mean I've met your creator? Who is it?"
Prowl: *points at Smokescreen*
Jazz: *suddenly remembers what he was bragging about last night* *panicks*


28. When the Ark crashed, Blaster's Cassettes were in one part of the Ark and Blaster in another. So the Cassettes woke when Optimus and the others did, but Blaster was in the part of the ship that had become inaccessible. How will the Cassettes react?

29. Hot Rod cheats on Springer with Arcee.

30. Blaster's pregnant and is trying to hide it from Eject and Rewind his creators.

31. Megatron learns why it's not a good idea to try to force a sparkbond with a Wrecker.

32. Art. Megatron coloring in a coloring book. Inspired by the fic Cover Me.

33. Springer's creator never intended for him to be self aware. All he had wanted was a weapon.

34. I thought of this while reading Katsuko's Cliffjumper fics. Cliffjumper doesn't like the Twins, everyone knows this. What most don't know is why.

35. "Anyone's safety depends principally on the fact that nobody wishes to kill them." ~Murder is Easy by Agatha Christie.

36. The Wreckers' sparks are poison to anyone that is not each other.

37. Kind of a Cybertronian version of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. A lot of sparklings went missing at the start of the war.

38. Optimus is concerned about the mental stability of the Wreckers so he temporarily assigns Smokescreen to the team. Poor, poor Smokescreen.

39. "Why is there always a Noodle Incident?"

40. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are involved in an interfacing contest (not who sleeps with the most mechs, but how many points they get). Each type of mech is worth a certain number of points. Normal ranks = 5 points (extra 10 if the mech is someone you don't get along with but you manage to convince them); officers = 20 points (extra 15 if that mech is Prowl because of all the convincing needed); Strike Team Members = 35 points (extra 20 if the other members don't kill you). Feel free to adjust the points.

41. Springer loves Hot Rod. Hot Rod loves Arcee. Arcee loves Hot Rod. As long as Hot Rod is happy... You're In Love by Wilson Phillips.

42. Seekers like shiny things. Datsuns are Seeker-kin. So... how would Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak react to the shiny?

43. Animated. Jetstorm gets sent to Silent Hill. Without his brother.

44. And speaking of Silent Hill. Red Alert (G1) is from there. Well, the Cybertronian version of there. I wrote a short little fic about this but I haven't actually seen Silent Hill so I can't expand it. *is sad* Of course, I could actually watch it... but I'm not brave enough for that.

45. Animated. Jetstorm gets hit with one of Wheeljack’s inventions. Jetstorm is now a sparkling. Jetfire has no idea how to handle this.

46. Animated. Shockwave takes an interest in Jetstorm and manages to somehow lure him away from his brother one night. The next thing Jetstorm knows, he's a prisoner with no way to escape. Jetfire's going mad with worry because he can't find his brother and only knows he's scared and in pain. Then that connection fades and he's left with the horrible feeling that Jetstorm is dead. But Shockwave simply found a way to block the bond, not wanting Jetfire to come and steal his prize away. It's a... very long time before the Autobots learn Jetstorm is still alive.

47. G1 and Animated somehow switch twins.

48. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk.

49. Animated. The Autobots needed someone for Project Safeguard and Ultra Magnus thought of looking for expendable bots in the refineries. What if none of those were compatible? Primus decides to help out by sending two young angels. The scientists find their 'volunteers' and never realize what Jetstorm and Jetfire really are.

50. Jetstorm (Animated) meets Sunstorm and Acidstorm (G1).

51. Art (or it could be a fic scene). Animated. Jetfire kneeling on the ground, holding a severely damaged Jetstorm. Jetstorm is limp and is going grey; Jetfire is clutching him close and is crying and screaming. Inspired by the song If Only Tears Could Bring You Back by Midnight Sons.

52. What would make Jetstorm and Jetfire hate each other?

53. Crossover with Star Trek 2009. Jetstorm and Jetfire somehow meet the Enterprise crew. Which means, they meet Chekov.

54. Animated. Jetstorm and Jetfire are captured by the 'Cons and separated. Jetfire is physically tortured for information while Jetstorm is sexually abused for amusement (since they're twins, the 'Cons figure one is unlikely to know something the other doesn't so it's unnecessary t o interrogate both). After a few sessions they are placed in the same cell and since Jetstorm doesn't appear harmed, Jetfire assumes that the Decepticons left him alone. Jetstorm doesn't correct him and even after they are rescued, he keeps it secret.

55. Animated. Jetstorm is not quite right in the head and Jetfire is determined to keep this secret. But you can't keep secrets from Jazz forever.

56. "There is no way Jetfire will let us use his brother as bait."

57. Dead End discovers Edgar Allen Poe. "Someone get that book away from him. Right now."

58. "Jetstorm kinda looks like a cat with his ears back."

59. Instinct has the Jet Twins hunting for a third to form a trine.

60. There are a ton of fics/bunnies/discussions that Jazz is blind and that he can only 'see' because of his visor. What about all the other characters with visors? Like Jetstorm. Jetstorm has a visor, so what if he was blind?

[identity profile] outerelf.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
*confused*

*sweatdrop* sorry, I just recently saw Night at the Museum: Battle for the Smithsonian. In there, the main villain is a ancient egyptian pharaoh that speaks with a lisp. It was very funny, but as you can see, I typed without reference. Sorry about that.

That'd be interesting. And they're so used to him being there that when one day he's not, they feel something is different and wrong and they don't know what. And when they finally realize what's happening, Red's confused because apparently he trusts Blaster enough not to constantly keep track of him when they're in the same room. Or something.

And of course, Blaster is confused when one day he enters, and there's a nice, comfy blanket and pillow awaiting him, and a slightly frazzled Red Alert (after panicking for several orns about what he'd do if Blaster never returned) nearly smiles at him.

I might, if I can rent it from somewhere because I don't want to spend money on something I might play only once.

Ah, sympathize with that completely. Personally though I simply just watch the cutscenes on Youtube. Even with the crappy quality, I like Youtube becuase then I don't have to go through the tedious puzzle solving myself.

Maybe that's why he doesn't put a stop to Wheeljack's inventions. With all the accidental explosions 'Jack causes, it's only a matter of time before he accidentally creates a rip in the fabric of reality that will allow Red to go home.

And yet, he's beginning to panic, because he could feel the Otherworld beginning to slip from his grasp. No longer could he look right at a mech, see their deepest, darkest fears and exploit it. He had desperately settled to using just one form, finding it stopped the Otherworld from slipping away completely. Meanwhile, the Arks crew are beginning to wonder why their usually cold S.D. has suddenly begun to get this perpetually panicked look in his optics, and why his hands would twitch, as if trying to grab onto something...

(darn this bunny, it's biting! I can feel it! NO! WRECKERS, SAVE ME!)

[identity profile] death-star510.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*agrees* Someone, can't remember who just now, drew a cheerful Ratchet smiling happily at Ironhide and Ironhide looked terrified of him. I need to find that...

If you find it could you give me a link?

Could be. I wonder who he's talking to.

I would say either Prowl or Ratchet.

I don't suppose you have some links to these fics where they go through all this abuse? Because I've been on the hunt for some Jetstorm fics.

Sorry, I don't have any. I found most of them about a month or two ago and haven't been able to find them since. And if you're looking for Jetstorm fics in particular then I won't be much help. For some reason, almost all the fics I've found feature Jetfire.

Sentinel: "But he can't see right."
Jazz: *glares* "You saying we see wrong?"


Now I'm hearing 26 in Jazz's voice.
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[personal profile] katsuko 2009-06-03 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Either Sunstreaker or Prowl, or both, are going to kill Sideswipe, aren't they? He'd better hope it's Prowl who catches him, because with Prowl all he'd have to do to escape is wave something shiny in Prowl's face. And then he'd have more blackmail material.

Sides: *nervous giggle* Really, Prowl, it was all in good fun?
Prowl: *unamused glare*
Sides: *momentary panic* *pulls foil out of subspace and throws it across the room*
Prowl: *pounces foil*
Sides: *flees*
Sunny: That's not going to save you from me...!

Megatron: "Maybe if we ban polish?"
Optimus: "We'd have a riot on our hands." *thinks* "What about giving the Seeker-kin blinders? Or we could have Ratchet and Hook adjust their optics so shiny things don't register?"
Megatron: *considers* "Could work."


Meanwhile during this discussion the seeker-kin have ceased the pawing and are now chattering amongst themselves with a very unwilling Sunstreaker and Tracks caught in the middle either thinking never again or damn, I gotta polish before battle more often :D

Soundwave: *points at Cassettes and tries to look innocent*
Rumble: "Hey don't try blaming this on us!"


We know the truth, Rumble. *cuddles Cassette*

Let me know when you're ready to post, though? Please?

I already have the first two parts of the prequel story up on [livejournal.com profile] katsukofic; no real mention of the Twins yet but I allude to 'em in the second part. I'm starting to think that they'll show up during the fourth section of the story.

You just gave me another bunny *adds to new list*

*cackles* Now I'm picturing the Jet Twins arguing with the clones that "mom likes us best" while Starscream wants to just go die of embarrassment in a corner, TYVM XD

It'd be interesting to see the twins with Liar!Scream. Just because their expression whenever he tells a lie would be so funny. Poor kids would be so confused.

Liar/Ramjet: We shouldn't go on a flight right now.
Jetstorm: Then why are we heading to the hangar if we are not to be flying?
Ramjet: I never said we weren't flying!
Jetfire: Uh, but wasn't Ramjet-leader just saying we should not be taking a flight?
Ramjet: Exactly! *heads to hangar*
Bitter/Slipstream: *pats 'Storm on shoulder* You get used to it, sweetie.

Why would you want to cure it?

...good point ^____^

[identity profile] anonfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
32 is drawn, scanned, and waiting for clean-up, coloring and posting!!

[identity profile] outerelf.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww. That sounds so cute! And they got him a pillow and blanket! It is now officially Blaster's Nap Spot. Blaster has somehow wormed his way into their little family and he wasn't even trying. He was just sleepy. I would say he slept his way into their family but that sounds dirtier than it is.

Though now that I think about it, Blaster sure does sleep a lot in this bunny. Wonder if he's sick or something.


Nah, just with so many voices going on in his head, he has to take periodic naps to make sure they don't overwhelm him. No worries, Red won't allow anyone to hurt his precious, new found 'I-trust-him' mech.

I'll check youtube then. *thinks* It's a puzzle solving game? Maybe I'll rent it after all. I love those types.

There is monster killing, which can be really... well, having never played the game really myself, just watched someone do it - but the fighting is all real-time, and you have to switch between weapons for some monsters because you don't wanna waste ammunition (of course, I'm talking about SH4. A person once told me SH1 was the scariest because of the horrible graphics. horrible graphics + creepy music = scary game) I just have more fun figuring out what everything is symbolic of.

So him being unable to go home is what's causing his glitch. That makes sense. I wonder, if he does manage to grab what he's reaching for, will he somehow bring the Otherworld into this one?

I wonder... no, I think it's simply metaphorical. You know, like there are times when you want to grab onto happy feelings, or thoughts and ideas but they slip from your grasp?

Personally I'm more scared for everyone else though. Otherworld doesn't forget about it's minions, and it's kidnapping random TF's to attempt to see where it's missing one is. It too can feel time is running out, and more and more TF's, from both sides are mysteriously disappearing...

Recording: "You have reached the Wreckers. We're sorry but we cannot come to your rescue at this time. Please leave your name, location, and a brief description of what's trying to kill you and we will get back to you as soon as we can. Have a nice day."

*bunnies swarm and take off* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[identity profile] anonfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
http://anonfirefly.deviantart.com/art/Coloring-Book-124723504

Finished...
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[personal profile] katsuko 2009-06-04 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
*stares* Oh, look. Another bunny! You had better put that on your next list. 'cause if you don't, I will.

Bunny!

It's your fault, you realize XD

Blah

(Anonymous) 2009-06-04 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
40. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are involved in an interfacing contest (not who sleeps with the most mechs, but how many points they get). Each type of mech is worth a certain number of points. Normal ranks = 5 points (extra 10 if the mech is someone you don't get along with but you manage to convince them); officers = 20 points (extra 15 if that mech is Prowl because of all the convincing needed); Strike Team Members = 35 points (extra 20 if the other members don't kill you). Feel free to adjust the points.
Huh. All these posts and no one's snagged 40. Ah well, mine! I'll post a link if/when it's finished.
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Oh, slag.

[personal profile] katsuko 2009-06-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
25. Animated. Cliffjumper knew Longarm was Shockwave all along.

...Primus frag it, I just came up with a fairly convoluted reason for this, and it somehow ties in a teeny bit with my most recent CJ-writings:

Jumper knew all along because his creator is a Decepticon that is loyal to the cause even if he dislikes Megatron as a leader. And Jumper is with the Autobots because his creator didn't want any other 'cons to know about him but has kept in contact with the bot... and when Megatron and the surviving 'cons get sent to the stockade post-Endgame, a certain head of Cybertron Intel is going to have a long "talk" regarding how many times the Decepticon leader offlined his creator.

...fuck, that's a bunny in itself, ain't it?

[There's also a teeny bit saying that Jumper will be looking for a way to (a)get the All-Spark/Matrix-bling away from Optimus and (b)locate Starscream's body and see about bringing him back online... and then having some quality parent-child time in the form of kicking Megatron around (because stasis cuffs are wonderful, wonderful things)]

[identity profile] skylasnowsong.livejournal.com 2009-06-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
4. got image of optimus screaming like a girl. *wonders how they handle Easter*

11. and my mind put Sunstreaker in that situation.

15. prime or ratchet saying that.

26. I don't want the rest of the Ark to know that my security systems were tampered with.

27. why can I see Jazz being the one to crash this time?

40. (I was thinking of something similar to this today too, but not the point system. that's ingenious.) officers 20 points (-5 if it's Jazz.)


[identity profile] skylasnowsong.livejournal.com 2009-06-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
what's the kink-meme? cause I have a few ideas and are not sure if I can put them in here.

[identity profile] death-star510.livejournal.com 2009-06-05 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] skylasnowsong.livejournal.com 2009-06-06 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
okay, now how do I post? cause it won't let me.

[identity profile] skylasnowsong.livejournal.com 2009-06-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Though now that I think about it, Blaster sure does sleep a lot in this bunny. Wonder if he's sick or something.

Or maybe he has that one disease where you constantly fall asleep. I can't remember the name of it, but I first heard of it mentioned in Moulin Rouge. And now I have visions of Jazz as Ewan McGreggor (bad enough that Animated Jazz pulled a Yoda on the last episode) and Prowl as Nicole Kidman and the two of them singing The Elephant Love Medley. (I wanna see a youtube vid of that BAD!!!)

[identity profile] skylasnowsong.livejournal.com 2009-06-06 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
where bunny of twins, cj, and bb? want linky, pwease?
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[identity profile] mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com 2009-06-06 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
The image of a pile of Seeker's and Datsun's in an exhausted pile after playing with tin foil now won't leave me alone...

The Autobots had a picnic. Carly, bringing food for the humans going along, had a roll of tinfoil in the hamper. The decepticons decided to attack. The resulting fight got stalled when Carly's hamper got overturned, the roll of foil fell out and partly unwound, catching the eye of the Seekers and Datsuns. (Or maybe she just put the foil in because she already knew the Datsuns loved the stuff!)

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[identity profile] mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com 2009-06-06 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
7. Even the weakest of the Thirteen was stronger than the strongest of the younger mechs.

I am now linking this in my head with the plotbunny from ages ago about Rewind being one of the Thirteen.


8. Prowl, like a cat, is very good at prowling around unnoticed. He's also, like a cat, very good at pouncing unsuspecting prey.

In a shock revalation, Prowl anounces that he is getting bonded to Ravage.


10. When the Wreckers are between missions, and are temporarily at the Hub, the Autobots use drugs to keep them under control. Much to Hot Rod's annoyance, but there's really not much he can do except look after Springer until the drugs wear off.

I had a bit of an idea based on this, one of the side effects of the drugs is that some mechs also get very horny under their influence. Hot Rod always feels guilty about interfacing with Springer when this happens to him.


12. A virus causes Triplechangers to regress to a feral mindset and only their non-triplechanging mates can keep them calm.

I am having a mental image of a feral Springer with both Hot Rod and Arcee trapped in his grip. They can't leabe because if they do, Springer will get out of control.


24. Blaster can often be found curled up asleep in the security center. Everyone wonders why Red Alert and Inferno don't seem to mind him being there.

He's Red and Inferno's third lover. All of his Cassettes are their sparklings.


28. When the Ark crashed, Blaster's Cassettes were in one part of the Ark and Blaster in another. So the Cassettes woke when Optimus and the others did, but Blaster was in the part of the ship that had become inaccessible. How will the Cassettes react?

I want to see this.


29. Hot Rod cheats on Springer with Arcee.

So Springer gets his revenge by wooing Arcee.


30. Blaster's pregnant and is trying to hide it from Eject and Rewind his creators.

The birth of Steeljaw!


36. The Wreckers' sparks are poison to anyone that is not each other.

So when they find someone who is compatable with them (someone not poisoned by them) that person instantly get adopted as a new Wrecker.


37. Kind of a Cybertronian version of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. A lot of sparklings went missing at the start of the war.

Someone was upset about the first sparkling killings and decided it could not keep happening, so they started taking sparklings away before the Decepticons could attack and kill them. This protector? Vector Prime. He comes in via dimensional gates, takes the sparlings, and deposits them on other planets outside the warzone, inhabited by Cybertronians, and because he's the Guardian of Time, he always gets to the sparklings before the Decepticons can.


42. Seekers like shiny things. Datsuns are Seeker-kin. So... how would Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak react to the shiny?

Tiny ficbit!

Carly stared up at the mech before her. In all her time with the Autobots, she never knew they, with their metallic features, could come up with 'puppy eyes', but now she had Prowl, of all mechs, giving her exactly that look as she was preparing potatoes to roast in the campfire.


57. Dead End discovers Edgar Allen Poe. "Someone get that book away from him. Right now."

Some time later he get a copy of The Call of Cthulhu and now utterly refuses to return to the Nemesis.
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[personal profile] katsuko 2009-06-08 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Just wanted to let you know... it has been started. There's still more to come (mainly because I need to get the trine 'home,' have the inevitable fight between the jets and the twins, and figure out which 'bot will get the creator speech once he starts hanging around Jumper)

(Anonymous) 2009-06-08 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't create a new post, but you put your story or ideas as a comment in the proper post. There is one post for ideas/kinks, and two (so far) for different types of stories.

-Helpful Anonymous Anon

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